The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

A Florida Man called 911 a bunch of times to get a ride home.  He was obviously drunk and was already on probation, so they gave him a ride alright!

These are stories that SOUND like you've heard them before and that's because Florida Man likes to repeat crimes!

A Florida Man flipped a golf cart, took off on foot and was found hiding in the bushes.  Unfortunately for him, he also wet his pants 

When Florida Man was confronted by police for some boating violations, he was asked by his girlfriend for his phone's passcode.  He'd rather take his chances at sea than let her see his phone I guess!

Florida Man hid in a Walgreen's bathroom until it closed and when he emerged he helped himself to all kinds of snacks and cigarettes

We have a theme today...the ALL Florida Woman edition!

A Florida Man in Lehigh Acres broke into a home, scared a family, at their chips, drank some drinks and barricaded himself inside

Florida Woman is EVERY BIT as dangerous as Florida Man!

When you're a 29-year-old Florida Man and you get your butt kicked by the 66-year-old man you tried to carjack, you have to move right?

This Florida Man has the right to remain stupid

A Florida Man with a prerolled joint of weed is nothing new, but when he set it down for a minute, his quick-handed toddler ate it!

The Florida Man on the trike was using a flashlight as a headlight and the guy who attacked him with the machete didn't like it, making this one of the most Florida stories you'll ever hear!

This local idiot broke into his ex's house, broke her aquarium and flushed her fish down the toilet 

A Ft. Myers woman stole an ambulance and led police on a brief chase, but the good news is she stole the ambulance from a children's hospital! 

Not know for being a master criminal, Florida Man bought a mask at a gas station, then walked directly across the street to try to rob an unoccupied bank.  He got nothing except arrested

A wanted Florida Man hiding from police IN a ceiling was arrested after his phone went off while cops were looking for him

 man in Cape Coral got into a DUI crash which he ran from, he then assaulted a maintenance worker and when cops caught up to him, he headbutted one of them!

You know how it is, one person gives someone the finger, the other person does the same and now someone's gotta have their vehicle rammed.  It's the Florida Way

This Florida Woman was watering hedges when her neighbor accused her of spraying them with water and grabbed the hose and her.  That's when the Florida Woman grabbed her gun and shot at the neighbor

No one told Florida Man there's no such thing as a "nude park".  He argued that there are nude beaches, but that didn't help him and at the end of the day doesn't Florida Man treat the world like one big nude beach anyway?

A Florida Man was eating at a diner with his wife to celebrate his good health after a surgery, when a pwerful sneeze blew his colon OUT of his body!  

Not one, but two locals acting loco!

Not only is she entitled, she's stupid

Yep, a half-naked Florida Man crashed a car into a jail...guess which half was naked

A Florida Man was arrested and accused of smashing up a bunch of license plate readers in Seminole County.  This is odd, because I bet he rides a bike rather than drive anyway