The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

That'll be the last time that son forgets his dad's birthday, I'll tell you that much!

A Florida Man broke into the superyacht of Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg and once aboard he started throwing stuff overboard

This Florida Woman attacked employees at a Domino's when her pizza arrived cold and uncut.  Glad to see it wasn't over something stupid

This Florida car dealership has an interesting way of repossesing cars when you miss a payment...they carjack you...with a gun

This Florida Man posed as a security guard to sneak into a Taylor Swift concert, but as you can imagine, he failed

After Elizabeth Novac loaded a cart at Target with a barista machine, a vacuum cleaner and some other items totaling $1,111, she instructed her child (under the age of 10) to walk out of the store with the merch.  She was arrested, but that kid is still on the loose

A Florida Woman hired this man to work at her horse stable and he was anything BUT stable and chopped off her nose with a machete

Not only did this woman leave involuntary rehab, she carjacked a 70-year-old man and then hit him with his own car...twice

I know it's a lot to take in...a Florida Man wearing a bull onesie, trying to burn his ex's house down and using pasta sauce to try to get the job done is a lot, but give it a listen and we'll get through it!

Lieutenant Dan went viral for riding out Hurrican Milton on a sailboat and since then he's been given a new boat and a bunch of money and a streaming deal.  On his very first stream Lieutenant Dan dropped the N-word.  Gee, shocker

If there's one thing that should get you to lose your license for doctoring, it's assaulting your own patients, but this doctor doesn't agree

This very sane, logical Florida Woman beat up her man because they were watching TV and a woman appeared on screen that resemblked his ex, so naturally...

This local idiot stole over $30K worth of marijuana and other "goods".  He was caught by his boot print and coincidentally, he also stole the boots

This old man was just looking for love and spent $8500 on a matchmaking service

Kind of hard to run after you've crashed your vehicle, but that didn't stop Florida Man!

A Florida Woman was arrested when police found a spoon with some residue on it.  They believed it to be meth, but a lab test determined it was in fact Spaghetti-O's residue just like she told them.  Unfortunately she had to spend a few weeks in jail while they did the lab test https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/scott-ryan-matthews-arrest-sept-30-2024?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&ut...

A hurricane-damaged Trump merch store in a FL strip mall was robbed by these two idiots and one of them was wearing a Trump cowboy hat at the time, tipping the cops off immediately

Well, that's one way to get elected!

Sadly there's not half a brain between these two twins and they beat up a homeless guy after waving a gun around

During Hurricane Helene, a camera crew was filming the Southernmost point down in the Keys when a Florida Man comes into view to hump the marker

There are many ways to cross the border from Canada into the United States and this Florida Man picked the stupid way to do it, because of course he did

A Florida Man was found locked in his own trunk in a car that was found abandoned on a beach.  All the dorrs were open except for the trunk and that is where this guy was.  He has a little weed, because of course he did and he was cited

This Florida Man and a Florida Woman tried to beat up a woman in a car and when she took off, he clung to the hood fo the car and that's when she started pepper-spraying him!

A Florida Woman is in jail for throwing steak knives at her boyfriend after he left her at a bar

Yep, this is NOT the first time this Florida Woman attacked her boyfriend with a sex toy