The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

WTF: The all LOCAL edition! 21.02.2025 8:17 ↓

ALL of these stories are of a local actin' loco!

WTF: Florida Man in a gator's mouth saved by his neighbor 20.02.2025 7:25 ↓

Florida Man was in the jaws of an 11-foot gator when his neighbor backed his SUV over the beast to get it to let go!

WTF: Florida Man crashes and waits...without pants 18.02.2025 8:15 ↓

Take Florida Man, add alcohol and subtract his pants and you have a good arrest story!

WTF: Watch out for monkeys with herpes! 14.02.2025 6:38 ↓

Florida monkeys with herpes?  No thank you

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition! 13.02.2025 7:09 ↓

All these stories involve Florida queens running afoul of the law

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man leads cops on a wild chase 12.02.2025 8:47 ↓

A local Florida Man stole a truck, took off from cops a couple times before crashing it and then took off on foot.  The good news is he must have had a change of heart, because he turned himself in when he sobered up, I mean, the next day

WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition! 05.02.2025 7:51 ↓

Three Florida Queens all in a row, running afoul of the law

WTF: Florida Man busted by his cowboy boots 04.02.2025 7:43 ↓

I didn't know that cowboys rode a moped and stole construction equipment, but whatever...

WTF: Florida Stripper arrested for a banana battery 03.02.2025 8:22 ↓

A Florida stripper...and you already clicked didn't you?

WTF: Florida Man arrested in a bologna attack 31.01.2025 6:39 ↓

His bologna has a first name it's S-T-U-P-I-D

WTF: Florida Man dressed in a dog onesie on a crime spree 29.01.2025 10:21 ↓

This Florida Man wearing a dog onesie was hit with DUI and MULTIPLE other charges that wound him up in a kennel of his own

WTF: way to try to smuggle ecstasy on a cruise deputy 28.01.2025 9:36 ↓

A now FORMER FL deputy was caught trying to board a cruise ship with 60 ecstasy pills in his luggage hidden in Skittles bags.  He wanted to REALLY taste the rainbow!

WTF: Florida principal throws a party for over 100 juveniles 27.01.2025 8:14 ↓

Not only did this 47-year-old have a party at her house for kids aged 13-17, but she was also doling out booze and also had special t-shirts made for the event

WTF: ONLY a Florida Man would get a pardon and get arrested a day later 23.01.2025 7:59 ↓

Sounds about right.  A Florida Man got a Presidential pardon for his part in the January 6th thing (he attacked a cop with an explosive device), but he was arrested a DAY later on seperate weapons charges

WTF: LOCAL Florida Woman leads cops on a chase ending in her DUI arrest 22.01.2025 8:43 ↓

She is facing a BUNCH of charges for running from police and having a lot of drugs and drug whatnot on her 

WTF: Florida Woman arrested with "Definitely NOT a Bag Full of Drugs" 21.01.2025 8:30 ↓

It turns out her bag was lying, that bag was FULL of drugs!

WTF: Florida Woman arrested for calling 911 over 30 times in a year 16.01.2025 8:44 ↓

As you can imagine they were all unnecessary.  The last time she called 911 it was because her "knee hurt"

WTF: Florida Man arrested for DUI at 6 TIMES the legal limit! 15.01.2025 9:49 ↓

That's not just drunk, that's Florida Man drunk!

WTF: LOCAL Florida Man robs a woman during a FB Marketplace exchange 14.01.2025 7:55 ↓

Sounds about right

WTF: Florida Woman beats her boss for a Christmas bonus 13.01.2025 8:41 ↓

Sounds like that part in "Christmas Vacation", but somehow dumber than Cousin Eddie

WTF: Florida Woman TRIES texting her drug dealer, gets the cops instead 08.01.2025 8:25 ↓

Of all the wrong numbers to text!

WTF: Florida Man attempts a carjacking because he was abducted by aliens 07.01.2025 8:42 ↓

You know what?  I believe him.  Or at least I believe that HE believed it

WTF: Florida Man tries to hide his drugs in a fake dictionary 06.01.2025 8:28 ↓

It was totally obvious, because we ALL know Florida Man can't read!

WTF: Reckless rubbing leads to reckless driving 03.01.2025 7:23 ↓

A Florida couple was pulled over on a suspected DUI after almost hitting a curb a few times.  When the officer got to the window he was greeted with the smell of alcohol and one heck of an excuse!

WTF: Florida Men with less fingers than they had yesterday is the theme 02.01.2025 6:38 ↓

A theme today!  This one is "Florida Men with less fingers than they had yesterday"