Episodes

Deep Blue Sea 3 28.09.2020 38:05

A bonus episode! We find that we are not too afraid to go back into the water and Daniel has to remind Henry how we know the lead of the movie.

Robocop and Robocop 2 22.09.2020 2:06:06

We're discussing a stone-cold classic this week and then discuss how our personal interactions with Frank Miller led us to expect disappointment from its sequel.

Street Fighter and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li 15.09.2020 2:21:28

Raul Julia, Imma let you finish, but Chris Klein gave the best Street Fighter performance of all time! Meanwhile, where are the streets? Where is the fighting? WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!

Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 08.09.2020 2:16:32

Get over here! Henry and Daniel venture to Outworld this week to down-up the shit out of you all like Sheeva curb stomping Noob Saibot. We once again have cause to celebrate the genius of Paul W.S. and even invent a reality competition show for him to co-star in. A merry Joe Rogan to you all!

Goon and Goon: Last of the Enforcers 01.09.2020 1:59:18

Daniel gets hung up on hockey logistics and Henry enjoys making hockey puns! Our year of Seann William Scott continues unabated.

Three Colors: White and Three Colors: Red 26.08.2020 1:43:46

Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.

Three Colors: White and Three Colors: Red 26.08.2020 1:43:46

Henry discusses his favorite seasons of The Real World and we have a major revelation about the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me.

Three Colors: Blue 18.08.2020 1:33:10

We discuss the first of Kryszstof Kieslowski's tryptich about the colors of the French Flag. You know, for a change or whatever.

The Kissing Booth and The Kissing Booth 2 12.08.2020 2:13:13

We commemorate Summer 2020, with this Netflix juggernaut starring all your favorites: Joey King, her ex-boyfriend, Lee, Tuppen, Rachel, the British girl I think we forgot about in the episode, the OMG girls (both Ms), the dead mom, Molly Ringwald, Marco and the rest of the ostensible gang.

Never Say Never Again and A View to a Kill 05.08.2020 2:26:37

Connery makes a surprisingly classy return, and then Christopher Walken and Grace Jones desperately try to come to the aide of an elderly fellow.

For Your Eyes Only and Octopussy 29.07.2020 1:59:28

Octopussy. For heaven's sake.

The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker 22.07.2020 2:00:56

The good one and the space one.

Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun 15.07.2020 2:22:48

We return to Bond just in time for Roger Moore to exclusively pun and bone. Plus, Sheriff J.W. Pepper makes his triumphant debut.

The Thin Man Goes Home and Song of the Thin Man 07.07.2020 2:04:25

We greet our new Asta with curiosity and disdain, as Nick and Nora solve two more engaging mysteries. Plenty of dad angst!

Another Thin Man and Shadow of the Thin Man 30.06.2020 2:02:34

We reckon with Shemp this week on The Franchise. Plus, is Asta a bad husband?

The Thin Man and After the Thin Man 23.06.2020 2:00:10

Daniel's dad wanted to hear him yap about William Powell and Myrna Loy for a few weeks. Strap in. At one point, Asta pops a balloon.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls and Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective 16.06.2020 2:10:59

Jim Carrey returns, even bigger. Then, Ace must return, much smaller. Some discussion of The Sandlot.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 09.06.2020 2:16:47

Dedicated to Alexander Godunov. A 4-year anniversary celebration of James Carrey and Tonathan Loc.

Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell and Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled 02.06.2020 2:04:31

Don't go, Djinn! We'll miss you!

Jumanji: The Next Level 29.05.2020 49:40

We finally got around to the most recent Jumanji. It doesn't go how we expected it to.

Wishmaster and Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies 26.05.2020 2:07:06

Daniel and Henry shred their vocal chords doing Djinn impressions for 2 hours.

Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age 19.05.2020 2:20:10

Welcome to ye olde Franchise, where we talk about actual movies and rank the films of Cate Blanchett.

Children of the Corn: Genesis and Children of the Corn: Runaway 12.05.2020 1:57:25

Good news: we're done watching these movies. Bad news: We still had to talk about two more of them, plus a YouTube video or something? Also, we ranked them. Plus, we listen to pitches about which superior country we should move to.

Children of the Corn: Revelation and Children of the Corn (2009) 05.05.2020 1:48:40

A line is drawn in the corn.

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return 28.04.2020 1:51:56

Isaacs return. (Not a typo).