The Fly Zapper Podcast

Oh Canada, you pesky little punchlines of Western Liberal Democracy. Never change (but please change a lot). PS. We do talk about other stuff as always. We can't help ourselves. We are real dumb.

If you are wondering, the title is our suggestion to solve all of the problems between Israel and Palestine. I guess you'll need to listen to find out more. Or you could nail your balls to a fence post, idk.

After a relatively brief hiatus, we are back and offer absolutely nothing to any sort of constructive discourse. We are fucking around and we are finding out.

In this episode we talk about the cut throat nature of working in a sandwich factory, the inability of large swathes of people to allow themselves to be wrong and the despicable crimes of thunder cunt Lucy Letby.

Is illegal streaming immoral? Are you ready for Trump 2024? Has the West opened a Pandoras Box of incompetence which has left us fucked for generations? All fun and games as usual on Fly Zapper.

In this episode we discuss the ever fatalistic narratives from the mainstream media regarding various issues, incompetence in positions of power and the Clinton Kill List conspiracy theory.

We discuss the Huw Edwards controversy, not just his alleged actions, but the actions of the media reporting of it.

One of our members is missing. Cameron doesn't join us this week in a total mystery. Is he out hunting Bigfoot? Is he on a Seagal Safari? Obtaining funding for Necrolife? Our minds can only wander...

Impassioned rants, inappropriate subjects and so much silliness. All in a days work.

In this episode we discuss the Titan submarine disaster, smash politicians (what's new?) and generally try to be on our best behaviour.

In this episode we ponder Nicola Sturgeon's fate and try to be as sensible as we can. We fail.

Do you think we are visited by aliens? Do you think we are cosmically linked to the infinite versions of ourself? Think Priests deserve a 'Purge'-esque day of their own? Then this is the episode for you!

We come up with a new entrepreneurial endeavour which is sure to push the boundaries. We also discuss Philip Schofield's downfall, Rolf Harris dying and any similarities between the two men (allegedly, maybe, possibly).

In this episode we discuss the New York Citi Bike 'incident', whereby a pregnant nurse coming off a 12 hour shift was bullied off of a rental bike and in return was fired and decried a "racist".

The Fly Zappers take on the hot wings challenge. Wings covered in a variety of hot sauces, culminating with one of the hottest sauces known to man. What could possibly go wrong?

In this episode, we mainly focus on the difference in standards of movies in the 60/70s, do they hold up today and where is the line? PS - It's not Clint Eastwood classic 'High Plains Drifter'...

In this episode, we get an update from Craig on his nationalist Twitter page, discuss Twitter since Elon Musk's takeover and get an update regarding the ongoing SNP scandal. Oh and of course we generally complain about Gen Z, wokeness etc. The usual.

We discuss Cameron's stag and the absolutely nothing that has been happening in Scottish politics over the past two weeks, certainly we do not discuss a criminal investigation in to SNP finances...

In this episode we discuss Donald Trump's legal woes, the Clinton's lack thereof as well as the disappointing end to the latest Halloween trilogy, our preferred cast for the new Harry Potter and look forward to our very own Cameron's stag!

In this episode we congratulate Humza Yousaf on becoming the new first minister, reminisce about Darius Danesh and John Smeaton and perpetuate conspiracy theories. All in a day's work.

In this episode we discuss the chaos that is Scottish politics, the chaos that is British politics and the politician who we feel is the most incompetent of them all (which is quite the crown).

In this episode, we go over Linekar's Tweet fall out, one year on from Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at The Oscars and some weirdo called Jeffrey Marsh who is 'allegedly' grooming kids.

In this episode we discuss the clown show... eh, sorry - the SNP leadership campaign, Matt Wankcocks WhatsApp monstrosities and the phenomenon that is drag queens reading nursery rhymes to children.

In this episode we discuss The Last of Us and pose the question:  'Vigilante paedofile hunters - honourable or annoying?'

In this episode, we focus on a key issue in Scotland right now - should a man convicted rape, but who identifies as a woman, be sent to a female prison? I know, you're probably thinking that the answer is obvious and that no country would be stupid enough to even consider it, but modern day Scotland consistently says 'hold my beer'...