The First Hour

Hey everyoen, this weak we play princess Persia and the sand of time. Hmm... something doesn't look right. *rewinds time cutely* Hey everyone, this week we played Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Is Roocifer banned from Wikipedia? Do we rewind time at any point during the episode? This weeks episode holds the secret to both these answers and more! Listen. NOW! Send us Fan Mail Support the...

The boys discuss the second entry in this VIEWtiful series! Should G4 TV return to cable? Has it already? What is Jarin's special foot-based home maintenance technique? Does Roocifer ever stop fact checking? Don't let that stop you from tuning in! Before listening make sure to do your research on Tommy Talarico. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join an unlikely group of friends as they explore what it means to be a Black Ops member, searching for the truth deep behind enemy lines. The boys discuss the game, struggling with personal illness, selling items on eBay, and the proper way to hug your friend. Do you have what it takes to listen to this episode? Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

We go all out on production for this season's Year in Review. Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, Joel, Alex, AND James all reminisce and celebrate this amazing accomplishment. Our parents couldn't be more proud. This year's topics include: Examples of 0s and 10s New Segment Segment Lover/Hater Awards and much more! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Once again, we play a Sonic game with a banger soundtrack. We also discuss lip syncing and Jarin's mortality. What other outlandish topics can we fit into one episode? You'll just have to listen and find out! NOTE FROM ROOCIFER: I apologize for the opinions of my co-hosts. Any low scores given during the episode belong solely to those who gave them and do not reflect the podcast as a who...

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger makes his debut this week. The gang is given the c-word pass while they explore the elegance and nuances of the Australian culture and dialect. Jacob talks about saving a life with a sugary treat. Alex plays the game live during recording. Lots of hedgehog facts and not the Sonic kind. Hop over to this week's episode of The First Hour podcast live from down unda. Send u...

We take you back to the 90s with this dinosaur filled episode. How much did a game cost back then? Who has PTSD from dinosaurs? Matt uses his patented technique to find out. You don't want to miss this one! rawr XD Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Does this game hold up to be the highest rated game that we've ever had on our podcast? Which Jacob had a good multiplayer experience, which one didn't talk for an hour while playing the game? And whose arms are we returning? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join 5 lucky boys on this weeks episode of Super Auto Pets! We get an update on Joel. Is he winning the war? Does he care? Is it animal cruelty if the animals aren't real? Find out on now! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys discuss another franchise video game adaptation. More cartoon lore discussions, Jacob defends one of his favorite IP's. How much should you get paid for voicing 10 plus characters in TV show. How many times can we say "bite my shiny metal ass"? Listen to our intern level voice acting and find out! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Where do I even start? For the first time this season we spin the brand new Wheel of Gimmicks. Jacob takes his shirt off and Alex takes his pants off. Matt attempts the 'try not to cry challenge'. Jarin gets political and we cut it out so you won't even hear about it. Jacob tells more childhood stories. Oh, and we review Biker Mice From Mars as well. Send us Fan Mail Support the sho...

The gang's all here, minus Jacob, plus James for this Bomberman installment on the Gamecube. Jarin puts on his hosting hat and manages to wrangle all the boys in Jacob's absence. Come join these grandma stirrers on this wacky and wild adventure. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Join us in a fantasy land where Shadow still has his second amendment rights, where we play Shadow the Hedgehog for the Gamecube! Another episode that's not Sonic Adventure 2. The boys play casting director for various sonic characters. Did Alex secretly voice Shadow the Hedgehog? Roocifer manages to abuse the soundboard again. Is this story any good? Receipts are checked. Send us Fan Mail Su...

Get Headdy, get set, GO! Wait. That's how the saying goes right? Anyway, we play Dynamite Headdy for the Sega Genesis and bring our headds together to discuss how it went.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Clear vent, the boys are breaking all the rules this episode. This week we played Jet Set Radio Future. What kind of chefs were we when we were children? Does Alex get angry this episode? Who best understands the concept of love? Does Matt end up having to edit all the editing requests he requests during the episode? Yes, I did. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodca...

Those wacky boys are back at it again. This time discussing one of the most beloved PC games of all time. The game that started the most popular PC store, will they love it or hate it? Who knows. Probably not even them.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys discuss simping and simping culture. Which cartoon for grownups corrupted each member at an early age? How many times does Ned Flanders get boot kicked before the cops are called? Is today just a continuation of yesterday? For those of you that requested the time stamp for when Matt leaves: 56 minutes 52 seconds. You're welcome. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/the...

The boys have a special surprise for you to start this one off! Visor trauma-dumps his childhood memories of the game. New Justin lore is unlocked. What is it called when you are nostalgic for something you didn't experience? Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex in this weeks review of Donkey Kong 64! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Hey Ryan! They gang is back with your favorite survival horror game of all time, Resident Evil 4. Will people make good points or will they scream at each other about the story from a video game that came out two decades ago? You'll have to listen to find out. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Another story based game to piss off Jarin. The podcast solves crimes and finds ties in this weird episode about Disco Elysium. Will this game get the highest scores this season? Do we value the sound of silence? Come listen to our voices in your ear and pretend we are telling you how to proceed in this wacky world. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex simulate a childhood furry awakening in this weeks episode of Star Fox Adventures. Can the boys get Crystal off their mind? Will we use a fake language too much? Have you ever wondered who Fox McCloud voted for in the 2000 US presidential election?  Listen in now and learn answers to all these questions and more! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr....

We finally hold up our promise and discuss Rocket League. It may take over a year for us to finally do what we say we're going to do, but we still do it. This week Jacob, Matt, Jarin, and Alex talk about their favorite car soccer game. The boys also sneak in some trademark beanie tricks! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Get up off your keester. He doesn't reward a sleeper. You can't take a breather. Become the number one seeker. This is Jesus's easter feaster. Christ Games Ltd. has commissioned the crew to create a theme song for Jesus's Easter Feaster 3. Matt dusts off the AI song creator and joins Jacob, Jarin, and Alex in creating the ultimate telling of Easter. Send us Fan Mail Support the...

This podcast is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and we're all out of ass. Tempers flare in this epic alien-filled adventure.  Come see who has the best Duke Nukem voice. Roocifer buys another 8MB of ram and upgrades the sound board. Are Duke quotes a form of art? When will gaming get back to letting you use in-game toilets? Does this game even have a story? Is this Alex's final epis...

Five participants and not a single one is Roocifer. This week we played Kirby Super Star for the Super Nintendo. The boys flaunt their sucking abilities in head to head battle, winner takes all. Visor is put on tribunal for his insidious beliefs of candy corn. Roocifer is absolutely cooked, flipped, and grilled, all while not being present to defend himself. Jacob and Jarin share a household, but...