The Final Podcast

Aliens set "Plan 9" into motion on planet Earth by bringing the dead back to life and threatening the planet. Plan 9 from Outer Space is the finale of Bad Movie January and the film is as bad as advertised. This was our second watch and it was as bad as remembered. It's so bad, that discussing it was such a challenge. Ed Wood Jr. is widely known as one of the worst directors and aft...

A detective and a health inspector in New York City investigate horrible deaths that are linked following a visit to the website feardotcom. Bad Movie January rolls along with Feardotcom , a movie that was released in the early 2000s that tried to combine a supernatural ghost revenge tale with a sadistic doctor who tortures people on the internet. In trying to blend these two plots, the film is hi...

Three friends who start living together in a new place soon discover their connection with a dark entity who has an evil past. We just couldn't wait to discuss The Bye Bye Man in Bad Movie January. After watching this movie a few times, we can't help believe how disjointed and nonsensical this movie is. The movie has so many plotholes it's actually hard to understand how it comes to...

After a breach at a research facility on Mars, Space Marines are sent on a mission to investigate the strange occurrence and encounter genetically enhanced killer mutants. Doom is the first movie we're kicking off bad movie January with. As bad as it is, it's a movie Shane loves to watch. Doom is widely known as an unsuccessful video game adaptation and it's hard to find video game...

A man, who was traumatized as a child during Christmas, experiences a mental break after being deceived at his work in a toy factory, goes on a killing spree around Christmas. Christmas Evil is not at all what we were expecting during our first watch. Expecting a horror slasher, this film is a character piece of a man, traumatized by Christmas during his youth, loosing his grip on reality. Brandon...

Kim, a female reporter, investigates the death of an enflamed woman jumping off a building, leading to her involvement in a ritual sacrifice by a coven of witches during Christmas time. Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation is by far the biggest deviation from the Silent Night, Deadly Night series and definitely the weirdest so far. We don't expect much else from Brian Yuzna, but with Clin...

A family from California in inherits a house in Norway and moves in to furnish up the place, but encounter a presence in the barn. There's Something in the Barn is a horror comedy that has a similar feel to Gremlins, but stands on its own as a charming film with some laughs, but also with a few gory kills. While there are inconsistencies in the movie, Martin Starr and the supporting cast main...

Art the Clown continues his murderous rampage on Miles County residents on Christmas Eve. Terrifier 3 surpassed everyone's expectations with its success at the box office and continues to turn up the blood and gore. If it's even possible, Art the Clown returns to Miles County and kills his victims in even worse ways. Damien Leone continues to create the backstory between Art and Sienna w...

The evil cookie killer, The Gingerdead Man, returns to a film studio to continue his murderous rampage. The Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust is quite the sequel to The Gingerdead Man. With very loose story continuity from the first move, this film may be even more outrageous than the previous film. It takes place in a film studio with a set of crazy characters who are terrorized by a killer...

After a massacre on Black Friday, the townspeople of Plymouth, Massachusetts are prey to a killer. Thanksgiving contains an amazing cast led by Patrick Dempsey that features a mysterious killer who is murdering anyone who was involved in a Black Friday Massacre that occurred one year prior. The film centers around different townspeople in Plymouth, Massachusetts, which is the origin place of the T...

A local coroner team of father and son, investigate the mysterious death surrounding a Jane Doe over one night. The Autopsy of Jane Doe is led by a cast of Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch, who do an excellent job in this movie investigating the death of a mysterious dead girl. They work off each other so well and as they continue to learn more about their subject, their reactions to the strange occurre...

When a young boy is kidnapped and locked in a basement, amidst a string of child disappearances, he beings to receive calls from the killer's previous victims from a dead phone. The Black Phone is an ominous movie that takes place in the late 70s and gives the tone that a serial killer is striking. Ethan Hawke plays a deeply disturbed killer known as "The Grabber" who drives around...

College kids on Thanksgiving break are preyed upon by a killer Thanksgiving turkey. ThanksKilling is a cult classic horror comedy movie that puts college kids up against a killer Thanksgiving turkey. The characters and kills are crazy, and the one-liners from the turkey are what make this movie fun. While this movie has its flaws, it makes the most of a low budget and is an entertaining Thanksgivi...

Michael Myers returns Haddonfield on a mission to kill his mute niece. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers takes place one year after Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and brings Michael back to Haddonfield to take out his mute niece. In typical Halloween style, Michael drives cars, swims, and teleports his way to crazy kills. As always, it's always a pleasure to see Dr. Loomis c...

Strangers mysteriously wake up in a strange house and attempt to survive attacks by aliens, zombies, Bigfoot, the Muffin Man as well as a being known as The Dark Walker. It's Friday! We're back to discuss a new Geno McGahee movie titled, Scary Tales: Dark Walker. The movie opens up with the character charm we know and love from McGahee. The film places its protagonist and main characters...

Teenagers encounter evil at a party in a funeral parlor on Halloween night, which prevents them from leaving and puts them in a fight for survival against demons. Night of the Demons is considered a cult classic, Halloween horror movie, but after watching, not much happens. It's not good, it's not bad, but once thing is for certain, the movie gets weird. These demons are not only looking...

A babysitter for two children on Halloween night discovers a tape among their candy bags featuring three horror stories. Each story is linked by a murderous clown and after starting the tape, strange occurrences take place in the house. All Hollows' Eve is the first feature-length film directed by Damien Leone, best known for the Terrifier movies. What's interesting about All Hollows&apo...

A recovery team heads to the Honey Island Swamp to search for any survivors as Marybeth discovers the secret to putting an end to the curse of Victor Crowley. Spooky Season is upon us and it only makes sense to kick off October with Victor Crowley. Hatchet III is another fun sequel from this slasher series that always turns up the kills and the fun. In this film, a search and rescue team attempt t...

After 10 years have passed, Sidney Prescott is haunted again by the Ghostface Killer when her cousin becomes a target. The last movie we are discussing in Sequel September is Scream 4. Wes Craven comes back with a banger as this film continues the fun of having charming characters centered around an entertaining mystery. As we come to expect from Scream movies, the writing is very clever and the p...

The Firefly group continue their onslaught of murder after the barely make their way out of prison alive. 3 From Hell is the 3rd installment in the movies following the Firefly clan directed by Rob Zombie. We've been critical of Rob Zombie's movies on this show and this film left much to be desired. We didn't think a sequel could be made after the ending of The Devil's Rejects,...

After a deadly prank and coverup, a group of teenagers in a small Colorado town find themselves to be the prey of a killer of legend. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer is a movie that draws slight references to the first film and attempts to bring back the fisherman killer with the hook, but is unable to bring the tale back to life. Taking place in a Colorado town, which appears to be...

Years following the escape of Sara and Eddie from the former asylum, Sara's sister, Ariel, attempts to discover the truth behind the house. In the second week of Sequel September, we discuss Return to House on Haunted Hill. A movie that is so bad, it's so fun to watch. We had a soft spot for the House on Haunted Hill and couldn't wait to watch the sequel once we found out one came o...

Death comes for the survivors of a bridge collapse, who start dying one by one. Sequel September has arrived and as per tradition, we discuss another Final Destination movie, this time it's Final Destination 5. While it's better than the previous film in the series, it's not the best as the kills get more and more ridiculous. The movie adds a new element to avoid death, which doesn&...

Bar patrons are forced inside by unruly monsters looking to kill them. Feast is a horror comedy with the premise of pitting an unlikely array of characters together to fight back against monsters trying to kill them for somewhat unknown reasons. The film lives and dies by the characters as the overall story lacks depth, and uses its characters to represent many horror movie tropes in their fight a...

A wedding anniversary at the Davidson home, turns bloody after home invaders start killing the family off one by one, except that they killers will soon realize one victim has a talent for fighting back. You're Next is a movie we are long overdue reviewing and are happy to get to it. It's a memorable home invasion horror movie and although very predictable, it's an entertaining film...