The Film Pigs Podcast

It’s the end of September and that means a brand-new Film Pigs podcast featuring the return of Stephen Falk! This time, we’re talking the death of the movie star vehicle, the latest movie news, courtroom drama, an ultimately too-long bizarre line reading, games, and the long-awaited return of DTV Corner with Todd’s real-life cousin and … Continue reading Podcast #83 – Death of the Movie Star Vehic...

And so it all comes to an end. Thankfully, this is the third and final “after show” for the Film Pigs’ Summer of Seagal! In this Bacon episode, Todd and Skelton discuss CODE OF HONOR, the third Steven Seagal movie they’ve watched this summer. Todd has spent his money on these movies instead of saving … Continue reading Podcast #82 – The Bacon: Speaking Seagal (Code of Honor) →

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. It's finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it's a commentary for CODE OF HONOR  - a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist, Seagal seems to be wearing some kind of backwards ball cap instead of his standard-issue do-rag. This is actual...

Surprise! It's a brand-new, non-Seagal Film Pigs Podcast! In a welcome break from the Summer of Seagal, former Film Pig Andy Kamenetzky (@KamBrothers) joins Todd and Skelton for a riveting discussion about actors who phone it in. Plus, movie news, courtroom drama, bizarre line readings, fun and games, and oh so much more! (And yes, Todd is insisting on finishing our Seagal trilogy this summer, but...

Here we go again, dumbly following in the footsteps of successful television after-shows, devoting an entire podcast to discussing the movie we just watched for a commentary. The Asian Connection is yet another direct-to-video Steven Seagal release that, while still awful, is far more palatable than the previous Speaking Seagal picture Sniper: Special Ops. And just … Continue reading Podcast #80 –...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: If movie starts with fade in on water, start commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD). If movie starts with Momentum Pictures logo, start commentary 21 seconds after starting movie. The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal's criminal empire and they have to do someth...

The Film Pigs follow in the grand tradition of television networks that wanted a cheap way to retain their hit show audiences for an extra half hour of advertising sales by launching our first-ever after show: Speaking Seagal! This episode of The Bacon is a companion to our commentary of the movie Sniper Special Ops, part of our innovative summer series to kill time while Falk is shooting the late...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it's up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you've finished this commentary, have a listen...

We're back just before the end of April with a brand-new podcast! No showers, no flowers, just lots of jaw flapping all about the movies. We've got news, we've got a discussion about the current state of cinema, we've got courtroom drama and bizarre line readings, we've got a game of honest-to-God actual trivia, and so much more!

The Pigs make up for no podcast in February with TWO podcasts in March! What generous souls! This time, the Pigs are talking fantasy movies (the sword & sorcery kind, not the porno kind, Todd). There's also the usual collection of favorites: movie news, a political movie jail, a super-cool bizarre line reading, a game of chance/knowledge/dumbness, and so much more!

We almost did it! We almost recorded a podcast for February, but even with the extra day this leap year we managed to screw it up. Anyway, here's an early March podcast! This episode we're talking movies that have achieved the dreaded 0% fresh rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes.com. Plus, movie news, movie jail, a double bizarre line reading, a honest-to-goodness game with actual rules, and mo...

It's the first podcast of 2016, people! And boy, do the Pigs have a great one for you this time. We're talking animated features made for adults, we're talking the latest and greatest movie news, we're talking a special parole hearings edition of Movie Jail, we're talking bizarre line readings, we're talking a game that is a legitimate quiz and not some silly make-em-up we usually do, and we're ta...

With Skelton down with holiday plague, sommelier Stephen Falk takes fellow Film Pig Todd Robert Anderson on a sophisticated journey of wines, inexplicably acclaimed movies, Golden Globes, and much more on this special presentation of The Bacon. Also, they talk about going to a strip club in the Valley like a couple of creepy dads.

Happy Turkey Day everyone! The Film Pigs are back with a podcast for November. This time, it's the Mirror Universe version of last month's podcast: we're talking TV shows that have become movies. Plus movie news culled by 40's street urchins using questionable language, a long overdue courtroom drama, some genuine weirdness in line readings, a spectacular game that makes Todd mad right from the ge...

BOO! New podcast for October! This time the Pigs are joined by special guest J.D. Walsh as he starts his three-week odyssey of guesting on our shows (he'll be appearing on our GeekNation web show starting next week). This episode, we're talking movies that have become TV shows, the complete opposite of an episode topic suggested by listener @LiveFromKevin. We have no idea why Todd is being so pass...

You didn't think we could do it, but we did it! We got a podcast recorded for September! You don't have to say it, we know we're heroes! This episode, we take on the hot-button issue of the dumb things Matt Damon has been saying recently. Because he's starting to sound like an old man yelling at kids on his lawn. Also, there's water on Mars so he should be fine there.

Stephen Falk is back! Stephen Falk is back! That's right, is a brand new Film Pigs Podcast with all three Pigs! Movie news, a riveting discussion, courtroom drama with a twist sentencing, Wilford Brimley, a game of wit and guile and terrible old person impressions, and so much more! Chewie, we're home!

Don't panic! This is not a mistake! Yes, this is the SECOND Film Pigs podcast in the SAME MONTH! Up is down! Left is right! And Todd isn't sure what show he's doing! But that won't stop the Pigs from bringing you a show chock full of the wholesome goodness you've come to expect from cranky middle-aged guys: mostly out of date and hastily assembled movie news, a fascinating themed discussion, a laz...

We almost did it! We almost got a podcast recorded for June! Then we didn't. Now it's July and here's the podcast we tried to do in June. Todd and Skelton are back with a new mostly-regular-style podcast while Falk is away working hard on television for you all to enjoy this fall! The best part of this one is a cold reading where Todd has to do all the work! Take that, Todd!

Because no one demanded it: the Film Pigs are back with a brand-new podcast talking exclusively about the film Mad Max Fury Road! Well, not exclusively. There's other stuff too, like movie news, a bizarre line reading, the return of the cold reading segment, a brand-new bit where the Pigs poke at the Netflix catalog, but mostly it's talking about the 4th Mad Max movie and all the wonderful apocaly...

April showers bring May flowers AND a brand new Film Pigs Podcast! This time we're talking folks leaving projects due to "creative differences" and all that those magic words entail.* Plus, serious courtroom drama, some sort of screaming about corn, and a neck-and-neck game of knowledge and luck! And some really agitated dogs barking in the distance. We don't know how to filter that out. (*This ep...

It's a brand-new Film Pigs Podcast for April! We've worked oh-so-hard this episode to bring you the finest in internet yammerings about the movies: stunning movie news scoops, an alarmingly highbrow discussion of foreign language films, another sentencing first for movie jail, a boisterous line reading, a delightful game that upsets Todd even though he's been doing pretty well at them lately, and...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. It's the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH ! It's the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a cl...

You didn't think we were going to let February end without a brand-new podcast, did you? You did? That's fair, we're not good with scheduling. But you get a new podcast, anyway! This one has everything: movie news, movie discussion, exciting games, a surprisingly sober and thoughtful Todd, plus the return of fan-favorite* Tonn Slingdog. (*There is no basis for this claim.)

First podcast of 2015! The Film Pigs are off to strong start to the new year with a full regular podcast that includes special guest Chris McGuire! This show has everything: movie news, a spirited discussion of movies released during the Jan-Feb dump window, serious courtroom drama, line readings, a delightful game, and everyone's favorite belligerent Todd! What more could you ask for?