The Fan Girl Film Club

What we watched: Batman & Robin . Why we watched it: Uma Thurman. What we thought: George Clooney offers refunds to anyone who admits to having watched this movie. Now we know why. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: The Faculty . Why we watched it: Josh Hartnett. What we thought: Campy and dated, but still very fun. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Newsies . Why we watched it: Christian Bale at peak hotness. What we thought: The most delightful way to explore the horrors of turn of the century child labor. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Malevolent . Why we watched it: Florence Pugh. What we thought: Even Florence wasn't enough to make this one enjoyable. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: She's the Man . Why we watched it: Channing Tatum. What we thought: Underrated cinematic masterpiece. Deserves way more credit. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: The Losers . Why we watched it: Jeffrey Dean Morgan (and later, Chris Evans). What we thought: If they wanted to make it a series so badly, they should have started with a better film. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Real Steel . Why we watched it: Hugh Jackman & Anthony Mackie. What we thought: Hugh was having a very expensive identity/career crisis in 2011. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Walking Tall . Why we watched it: Dwayne Johnson & Johnny Knoxville. What we thought: You really could just make any kind of movie in 2004. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Clerks II . Why we watched it: Rosario Dawson. What we thought: Not Mia's Randall Graves. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Repentance . Why we watched it: Anthony Mackie. What we thought: A lot. And none of it was good. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Just My Luck . Why we watched it: Chris Pine (& McFly). What we thought: LiLo's drug problems make a lot more sense after watching this. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Don't Worry Darling . Why we watched it: Florence Pugh & Chris Pine. What we thought: Both remain flawless despite this Stepford knockoff. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Jupiter Ascending . Why we watched it: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum. What we thought: This is the greatest movie of our time and no we will not be accepting any arguments about that. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Make Up . Why we watched it: Joseph Quinn. What we thought: It could have been better and here's 340 ways we came up with. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: Detention . Why we watched it: Josh Hutcherson. What we thought: Dane Cook was robbed of the Oscar for this one. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: The Apparition . Why we watched it: Sebastian Stan. What we thought: Any film can go from short to feature with enough establishing shots of the San Fernando Valley. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram

What we watched: The Gray Man. Why we watched it: Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Ryan Gosling (take your pick). What we thought: Not remotely gay enough. Patreon • Tumblr • Instagram