The Family Archives

Rock can mean many things.  For example, it can mean the genre, or it can mean a crack cocaine.  Or it can mean both at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's another hall of fame that Tom is going into, but not by choice. And speaking of going places not by choice, what's the deal with internment camps, am I right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom, along with the rest of the country, is acting weird. In Tom's case it's because he can't multitask. Everyone else seems to be focused on the singular task of appearing virtuous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If there's one thing you can say about life in 2018, it's that at least you're probably not going to be buried in a mass grave and forgotten for over a century. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul stays a bit longer to unburden himself after a lifetime of being lied to by his mom. Once that's over, Keith arrives with a new movie he wrote, produced, and starred in. And it's not about politics! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul, like everyone else, has had a bad contractor. Unlike most people, he has can get his revenge by way of fame. Plus Rhode Island is a small place, so how many contractors can there be? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fast (and fast adjacent) food is having some troubles. Are people eating healthier? Probably not, which means we have a mystery on our hands. But even though people are killing themselves through obesity in record numbers, they're also much safer on the road. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

Long ago in the 80s, cars and TV was the primary way of life. For some, the only thing that's changed is that TV got a lot more expensive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alabama didn't have enough time to prepare for an execution. The amount of time they had was 30 years. Stupidity may have been involved. Danielle has noticed some of this stupidity coming out of the school system, and she's not the only one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Remember the stem cell debate? Good news, the debate is over. We don't need embryos any more, so it's time to get researching. Dr. Joe agrees. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mickey Rooney once played an Asian man. So did Peter Sellers. Both of them are now dead. Vengeful samurai spirits, or old age? The truth is out there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's more happy than overdosing and murder? Nothing. That's why we've decided to turn that frown upside-down and bring you some lighthearted banter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may have heard that people are overdosing more and more. Kate's son was one such case. Six surgeries in a short period is a lot of pain, which means a lot of pain killers. And we're all aware of what happens when the pills stop working. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Tom still loves his princess phone story, Dave still talks paranormal, and Costaki still writes football jokes. Sometimes it's good to know that the mainstays will always be there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cardi B isn't happy that being in the 1% means paying a lot of taxes. Perhaps it's because the government has a history of being ineffectual and inefficient, but it's more likely that she just wants more money. Based on current trends, she might want to look at a career in pseudo-country pseudo-rock. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

You've clearly already been blessed with the luck of the Irish since you've found this pot of clips at the end of The Best Of rainbow. Featuring: The Sklar Brothers, Todd Glass, and Sean Donnelly See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

History is written by the victors. This hour, Alycia is the victor, so she decides what happened during her short reign. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a good thing Jay-Bee is in today, because the Sklars are fellow St. Louis memory-havers-of. They know all the places to go and not to go. They also enjoy Blazing Saddles like everybody else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The only thing bigger than Amazon is Steve Harvey, who we frequently try to find a fan of. The search continues. Perhaps if he remade Blazing Saddles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Remember Benji?  Gabriel probably doesn't.  In fact, many of our listeners probably don't.  The 70s was a long time ago.  The good news is Benji's coming back thanks in part to Gabriel, a star of the movie coming out tomorrow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Gold stars are usually considered a good thing. If you have a family member in active combat, it's the opposite of good. Tony is doing his part to mitigate the badness via the Gold Star Ride. Baltimore also has its share of badness, so it's always a good idea to do your part to not contribute to that atmosphere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

There's a whole world the average person isn't aware of. That world is terrible reggae. There's a second one that Jake wrote a book about. You've probably heard of Swiss bank accounts. That's the one he's talking about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Katy Perry has a new manager - formerly the manager of Miley Cyrus - and she's begun acting strangely. I'm sure the two are unrelated though. And speaking of acting strangely, everyone is especially talkative today for some reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adc...

America is still very concerned with what race everyone is, but there's only one person for whom it really matters: Tommy Wiseau. Where is he from? Maybe Poland, maybe a country that no longer exists. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Science meets magic as Supernatural follows Stephen Hawking, who recently died. Jim is also familiar with dying, at least on TV. Sadly Hawking, unlike Jim, doesn't have the benefit of an alternate reality to live in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices