The Family Archives

Despite everyone else doing it, no we will not be rolling out any Christmas themed clips until AFTER THANKSGIVING. Clips Featuring: Mike E Winfield, Big Jay Oakerson, Josh Adam Meyers, Cy Amundson, Jeff Passolt, and Tom's semi intervention. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

When you think style and flash, you think Prince, Michael Jackson, and Mike E Winfield, not necessarily in that order. Mike has the benefit of being able to stay current. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This may surprise you, but the guy who does a podcast called Legion of Skanks thinks we're too PC these days. The people who do a podcast called Tom Barnard Show agree. Depending on where you live that may have been a given. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There have been many revolutions throughout history. Almost all of them either caused or were caused by many, many deaths. Still, idealistic teenagers the world over are hoping for that one good one, and they're pretty sure they'll be the ones to do it right. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

So what's the deal with social media? Is anonymity breeding hostility a new thing? Certainly to this degree, which we can thank cell phones for. Try to insulate your children from that world of toxicity for as long as you can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Do you believe in ghosts? Tim "Jim" Lammers does, so you're in good company. Annie also does, which should be obvious given she wrote a book on ghost stories. True ones. Fake ghost stories are usually boring. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What are the most haunted places on earth? We'll tell you like 5 of them. Of course, none of this would matter if Halloween wasn't a thing, so how did that happen? Jeff knows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the day before Halloween, which means it's time for spooky stuff. Haunted houses are spooky. Rob Zombie is spooky too, and that's despite the fact that we hear he's not even a real zombie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

American politics is a real Jaenke Annis. However, there are people who can't stand the constant hate. One of them may even be a senator soon. That person is Kristyn. I never said it was likely, but it could happen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wanna make 12 dollars the hard way? Start a podcast. Otherwise we highly recommend becoming an NFL player. The hourly pay is great. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know what's scary? Someone skipping out on the $64,000 they owe you. A more lighthearted and temporary form of scare might be a haunted house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No tricks, only treats for these clips on the latest installment of The Best Of. Featuring: Vladimir Caamaño, Bengt Washburn, and Brian McKim See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you vote for a Mormon? How about a Catholic? We claim to be equality-minded, but if we can't even handle a different flavor of Christian, how prepared for change are we really? That's why we support Bengt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some strange stuff happens in, shall we say, lower income areas. You want to see a murder, you're good. You want to see a wrestler come close to murder, no problem. Not everything is murder though. We'll think of an example eventually. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

Here at the podcast we have bad teeth. It's just something we have to live with. We also have to live with a joyless Halloween, apparently. We can still have a joyous Kwanzaa though. For now anyway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I, a squealer. So don't expect me to keep a secret. Lisa's dad wrote a book called I, A Squealer, although he was more like a witness. The line between the two really depends on whether or not you're the murderous psychopath type. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Breaking news: M. William Phelps's first name is Matthew. He also wrote a book about a murderer. Tis the season. In a perhaps related note, the inventor of green bean casserole has died. Though at 92 it's more likely she died of something other than murder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

If you ever get murdered, your bad luck may not be over. Assuming you care about your murderer being caught, anyway. People are, by and large, bad at their jobs. You may have already known this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom may have never had a bad book, but that doesn't mean KQ didn't have a golden age. The same can be said of pretty much every major media outfit. Let's look at why Tom's such a big deal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Smoking is bad for both humans and robots. Generally when robots are smoking it's not because they like it. Though you could say the same about a lot of human smokers, couldn't you? Also, 8th grade. The movie and the other thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

TV continues its downward spiral no matter the platform. Meanwhile, Costaki is experiencing a swift rise to stardom. Is there something supernatural going on here? Is there a such thing as a ratings vampire? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Want to hear a scary story? There's a movie they've basically remade ten times...and they just remade it this year. At least, according to Tim. Dave is not as cynical. Either way, there's always Goosebumps. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are already bringing the treats, sans tricks on this episode of The Best Of. Clips Featuring: Chris Bliss, J Elvis Weinstein, Matt Muenster, Ben Roy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy has it's pros and cons. In the age of snowflakes, can you say what's really on your mind? Especially behind a mic. As long as you can deliver the laughs, you can say whatever you want.....you better be funny thou! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can you find a horror movie that is actually promises on the delivery? At least Marvel Movies give some comedic relief. It's not Don Rickles funny, but it will do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices