The Family Archives

Bill Murray has many faces. No, not literally. It's a book called The Art of Being Bill. It's not better than pizza, but that's a high bar to...leap over. Or whatever the significance of a high bar is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to Pokemon Go to the polls. I mean David Getoff your phone. Maybe. Social media is unusually violent and cruel, but is it making people that way or are people making it that way? Until we know for sure, go eat some fat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Hate is arguably the sole motivating factor for most human behavior right now. Read The Girls are Gone and the news and you'll probably agree.  Or just listen to the show.  It's been a bit dreary lately. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you grow your business? First you need to have one. So technically it's a six step plan. If you don't want to build your own business, the only other option is to become an illusionist like Sean-Paul. He'll be at the haunted masonic temple in Saint Paul, so go learn some illusions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Lear...

In America we're still ramping up towards the next civil war, but at least we don't have as many women per capita injecting their skin with darkening agents and getting size S breasts. We have some, sure, but it's a big country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

1969 was a good year. It brought us the Brady Bunch and Costaki, both of which are still giving us something to focus on that isn't politics 50 years later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are three things in this world that justify having a blindfold at the ready at all times. One is those weird suicide ghosts from Birdbox. They probably don't actually exist. Two is Glass. That does exist. And third is the news media, which while it technically exists, its goal is to make you think fake things are real. Because money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See o...

These clips are working right through the shutdown to bring you this very essential episode of The Best Of! Featuring: Kermet Apio, Eleanor Kerrigan, Tom Rhodes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you feel about your father? That question was mostly directed at Kermet. He answers with gusto. It helps that Tom's somewhat open about his dad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Smiley face killer aside, we're going upbeat for once thanks to Eleanor and our the strangely named people on air. Unlike male wrestlers, it turns out female wrestlers tend to live for a while after they retire. Some of them become comedians. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

They made a murderer. Then they unmade him. Then made him again. John is on a quest to stop the cycle after the next unmaking. And speaking of murderers, Josh is the opposite. Because he saves lives. He's a transplant surgeon. You get it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

What's the point of it all? It's a book by Charles Krauthammer. I don't know why people think that's such a hard question. I also don't know why people find it so difficult not to fall into animal enclosures and get eaten. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Once upon a time, Halloween was synonymous with Michael Bodine on the Tom Barnard Podcast.  That time has passed, though maybe not forever.  I'm sure some people still have their Halloween decorations up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Years ago, Mike Lindell ditched the crack and started his own business. He's done rather well. Unfortunately he dumped his stash in the West Palm Beach water supply, apparently. It's the best explanation for what's going on over in studio B. Or C. Or whatever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

It's time for a change. Not us; we're perfect already. It's TV, radio, and the federal reserve that needs to change. You may have noticed that one of these things is not like the other things. That doesn't make it untrue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gillette is pioneering a new method of advertising that attacks the customer directly. We'll see how that pans out. Trump is also a pioneer in a way - has anyone served fast food at the white house before? We think not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't go to college. Well, maybe do. Check your local job listings first. Either way, you should probably have a plan. Maybe some life skills. Comedy doesn't count. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Monday.  Politics.  This time we've got a death because of it, and then another one because someone's Xbox got ruined.  Sounds about right. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The new year has been rung and the clips have been brung on the first edition of The Best Of for 2019! Featuring; Kurt Braunohler, Dr. Jan Pol, Frank Vascellaro See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The studio is not a quiet place today, but it is a bird box. We hear that it's a great way to make hundreds of millions of dollars. With movies and TV changing with the times so frequently, we're doing our best to keep up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are two things you don't talk about in polite company: religion and politics. We are not polite company. You probably knew that already. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We live in a world of narcissism. We try our best not to have self-important people on the show, and today we succeeded. Dr. Pol works in an industry where you don't have a lot of time for Twitter or Instagram because you're too busy saving lives. Mark takes a more hands-on approach and explicitly calls narcissism out, something we often do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See...

Politics, social media, and Hollywood continue to be horrible, but you can only talk about that kind of thing for so long. Condiments are a much more interesting topic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

God and technology are often portrayed as being at odds. Maybe because both are impossible to understand without dedicating your life to them. They can also be either helpful or harmful when applied in the right or wrong place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

First we talked mistakes. Now it's bad habits. If you can manage to completely get rid of both, you legally qualify as a deity, so listen up. Even if you don't achieve perfection, you can still get a little better every day. It adds up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...