The Family Archives

While Paris burns, we dance. Because we aren't firefighters and probably wouldn't be helpful. We also collectively don't watch Game of Thrones. It's great entertainment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did you know that Trump doesn't take anything seriously? I bet you did. And if you didn't, we've got some proof for you, in book form. We've also got a book about the opposite of not taking anything seriously. It was called the 60s.  There's a healthy medium between the two. Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains TrumpBook Link- bit.ly/CommanderInCheat Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young: The Wild, Defi...

AI is going to kill us all. Again. Until then we have some confirmed threats, like Notre Dame being on fire. Bad things are a lot less fun to discuss when they're actually happening. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you haven't taken down your Christmas lights, just leave them up, the snow apparently won't stop, and neither will The Best Of! Clips Featuring: Ruben Paul, Ramy Romany, Jimmy Pardo, Eddie McDaniel See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Josh, or "J" as he's famously known in the industry, is taking applications for a shabbos goy.  Compensation starts at two sheqalim per melachot.  Joel isn't looking because he's a heretic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did you know that Tom's not a racist?  Content of their character and whatnot.  Ruben promises his stand-up is a lot less serious than this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First there were mummies. Then there was The Mummy. Now there's Ramy, which kind of sounds like mummy. You can see all three, but Ramy's is the easiest. Just tune in to Discovery at 9 CST tonight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pay attention to the news and you'll see a lot of very wealthy people telling you that it's impossible to be wealthy unless you vote for them. That's nothing new, though disparaging a system as unfair while publicly making millions off it is a little brazen even for politics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about...

Play ball! Virtual ball. You can do a lot of things in the digital world that would be impossible or illegal here. On the other hand, you can't invent a new pitch or set a new record unless you try it in real life. No emery boards in MLB: The Show. K: A History of Baseball in Ten PitchesBook Link- amzn.to/2GdjyMH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Have you ever wondered why millionaires risk prison time for a small profit? So has everyone else for the past 5000 years or so. We might be closer to the answer, but we're definitely no closer to a cure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rick is Bob Sansevere's friend. Bob Sansevere is very tan. According to Dr. Farhat, tanning too much is bad. Therefore, Bob is bad. It's simple logic.  That's why the rest of us stay indoors 23 hours a day. The Sport Business Handbook: Insights from 100+ Leaders Who Shaped 50 Years of the IndustryBooks/Website- horrowsports.ventures/books See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See om...

On the list of most famous names worldwide, Mike has rocketed to the top owing to his underdog performance as Demolition Guy.  Not to be confused with Demolition Man.  Very different. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Final Four has arrived and so have the final 3 clips for this week! Featuring: Monroe Martin, Kristyn Burtt, Paul Morrissey   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Falling into the grand canyon. Claiming to be someone who's a decade younger than you. More race crap. These are just some of the ways humanity has disappointed us lately. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are three kinds of unwanted touching: benign, malicious, and lethal. An example of that last one would be getting hit by a drunk driver. It technically counts. The odd thing is that it also gets you in a lot less trouble than touching someone on the back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices...

Growing up with an extremely famous father has its sides, both up and down. You've probably heard a few hundred stories of child celebrities growing into messed up adults.  Well Richard Jr.'s is a story of growing into that, then out of it. IN A PRYOR LIFEBook Link- bit.ly/PryorLife See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more...

Imagine a teenage girl who has never read a newspaper or watched TV.  Wait, that's like all of them now.  Well, in the 1960s that was unusual unless you were raised in religious isolation your entire life.  Kind of like Patricia was. Book Link- bit.ly/LittleSisterAMemoir See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your...

Wanna go explore potentially deadly areas? What if you didn't actually have to go anywhere? Unless you don't have access to the Travel Channel, you're set. For Josh it's as much exploration as it is a creative effort. Perhaps he read Austin's book. He definitely does Keep Going. Keep Going: 10 Ways to Stay Creative in Good Times and BadBook Link- amzn.to/2FIwI3L See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Trump has been found guilty of colluding with his golf equipment. The conspiracy? To report his golf score incorrectly. Sources indicate it's been going on for years and has cost the nation upwards of no dollars. Will finally be the incident that finally sees him ousted? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your...

After Us (yes, we're still talking about it) disappointed everyone by not being a horror movie, maybe you're still jonesing for some terror. Perhaps Soul to Keep, a movie about Beelzebub would be more to your liking. Or if you're looking for the exact opposite of a horror movie, try Minnesota-opoly, where the first space is hot dish.   “Soul To Keep”Website- www.soultokeepmovie.com Minnesota-Opoly...

Once upon a time, Minnesota was known for its lack of physical contact and social discomfort. Now that's everyone everywhere. We're having a serious identity crisis. Kind of like Us. And Dumbo. Not Unplanned though. That one knows exactly what it wants to be. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

The snow is gone but this episode is still waist deep in clips. Featuring: Jamie Lissow, Deon Cole See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every day, AI gets a little bit smarter. It won't be long until it's on our level. It doesn't help that people are born stupid. The kind of stupid where if you leave them alone for ten minutes they'll somehow die. There is an upside: buying a new robot is a lot easier than having a kid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn...

Even though we're in Minnesota, it's warm. Well, depending on who you are. To an Alaskan such as Jamie, not only is it relatively warm, we have all sorts of stores and delivery trucks. Exciting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yes, I'm aware her name isn't Plummer any more, but I liked the pun. I'd also like making nearly six figures. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd become an auto tech at Walser and my dream would come true. www.walser.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices