The Family Archives

Scott is American and he's also unearthed.  That's not why his show is named American Unearthed though.  He's unearthing America, you see.  Specifically on May 28th at 9PM CST.  And speaking of the past, remember Hitler?  Stan's mother certainly does, and he wrote a book about it. Left to the Mercy of a Rude Stream: The Bargain That Broke Adolf Hitler and Saved My MotherBook Link- amzn.to/2WUsfCr...

Michele Tafoya won an Emmy, but she doesn't believe what she's supposed to believe so we're not allowed to talk about it.  Instead we talk about 9/11 with Scott Wolter.  It's a much less controversial topic somehow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apparently Minnesotans really hate leukemia, because they sure donated a lot of money to eradicating it.  What they don't hate is David, actor and now writer of All Creatures Here Below. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

John Wick has killed a few people.  Always in self defense, of course.  Or because they deserved it.  Wait, he's a good guy, right?  And speaking of moral grey areas, apparently you should think twice before you offer any strangers a cough drop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

The Twins are still winning and so is The Best Of. Clips Featuring: Anthony DeVito, Ms. Pat, Tone Bell See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the end, everything comes back to family.  Anthony's Italian, so he's aware of this fact.  Even Louis Farrakhan has 9 kids, and if he can give love a chance, what's your excuse? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's True Crime Friday, between talk about random serial killers and the various criminals we know.  It takes some experience before you learn who not to hang out with. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three guests in one day, two of them who have the word "shit" in the title of their book.  We didn't plan this.  If we had, Bernard would have sworn a lot more. Stop Doing That Sh*t: End Self-Sabotage and Demand Your Life BackBook Link- amzn.to/30mANUX See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Is art inherently valuable?  The Family doesn't cost you anything.  Meanwhile a two foot tall metal rabbit is "worth" $91,000,000.  We may not have gone to art school, but that disparity seems a little wider than can be explained by a four year degree.  Norm's book is more valuable than this show and dispenses significantly more wisdom than a metal sculpture, so we can say with certainty that it i...

When All in the Family came out, Glenn Miller was as contemporary as Madonna, Prince, and the B-52s are today.  Just to put things into perspective.  Perspective is something a lot of people lack, especially the young.  Adulting101 seeks to deliver what modern tweens should know, but don't. Adulting 101: #Wisdom4LifeBook Link- amzn.to/2GYJ5cE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Se...

America's a big place.  Each region has its own unique wildlife.  The west coast has parrots, Minnesota has turkeys, and Florida has people born before the civil war.  There's also a new invasive species called the Hollywood Phony that's quickly growing out of control.  Please, don't feed the phonies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Celebrities are crazy.  Surprise.  Poor Kristyn has to live right next to all of them.  Plus all the plastic bags bubbling up from the Mariana Trench make life on the coast a constant fight for survival. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are two kinds of movie: superhero and dog.  Sometimes a movie is both, like Bolt.  Except Bolt wasn't actually a supehero.  Perhaps we've just discovered an opportunity.  Whichever movie company wants to sell us a slice of the royalties, let us know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

I have the measles and the mumps.  A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.  And that's despite all the vaccines.  Whether or not they work isn't for me to decide, but what I can tell you is to stay away from herpes-infested gym mats. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

There's not much more serious than cancer.  There's not much less serious than the iHOP twitter account.  Both make people very upset, but only one of them is warranted.  Can you guess which one? THE LEUKEMIA & LYMPHOMA SOCIETY GALA May 18th from 6-9 pmSaint Paul RiverCentre175 Kellogg Blvd W, Saint Paul, Minnesota 55102 Hosted by www.2019hopehustlers.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Finally the weather is starting to keep up with the heat of The Best Of! Featuring: Adrian Washington, John Heffron, Mark Stutrud See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Minnesota loves its race quotas despite the issues they've been causing with increasing frequency.  Meanwhile a black man - technically cablinasian, but you know - gets a medal for being the best at something and people are very upset about it.  The guilt-o-sphere can be difficult to navigate without a guide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Being a stand-up means a lot of talking.  As such, it's probably a bad thing when your face suddenly stops working.  He's better now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adrian's vying for the title of Most Frequent Guest, regulars notwithstanding.  It's the most prestigious award you can receive from our show.  It's also the only award.  Also it isn't real.  We're all talk.  Literally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

They say that if you repeat something enough, the news will stop lying about it.  Whatever the necessary number is, we're hoping Tom gets there one day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are you an addict?  Of course you are.  You're addicted to this podcast.  It's not because we carefully engineer our show to exploit your limbic system, like many companies.  We did it by accident.  We can't help you with that, but Dr. Smith can help you if your problem is Oreo Thins, the snack with the ironic name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener f...

AOC is pretending not to know what small, inexpensive appliances are because that's what she thinks the proletariat is like.  It's the closest thing we're getting to good news in 2019. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are you a bridezilla?  Or a groomzilla, the term that apparently exists?  You may need a getaway.  Why not head up to the famous Central Lakes Region, another thing that apparently exists? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Many girls dream of being able to become world famous by playing dress-up.  That dream can come true as long as you have enough nepotism in your family.  You can also get the medal of freedom if you're super good at golf. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If anyone knows the exact right amount of drugs to take without dying, it's an anesthesiologist.  Unsurprisingly, she recommends the average street fentanyl user take significantly less than they currently do.  Zero is a good amount. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...