The Family Archives

In the midst of a pandemic, sometimes it's good to get some perspective.  There are worse things to have.  For example, AML.  It happens for no known reason, it can kill you in a week, and if it doesn't you're very lucky if you live five more years.  I'll take my chances with COVID-19.  Robert didn't get the choice, being diagnosed with AML 30 years ago.  He's still alive.  So you could call him v...

Can I be Frank? Well listen to Frank...Frank Stallone that is. Hear is funny stories, career and being the brother of the other famous Stallone. What can I say, it's FUNday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by Mike McGowan. Mike's father started a landfill operation in the 60's that straddles I 35W in Burnsville. Coincidentally, the property abuts Walser Experienced autos and would have been a great site for the new Subaru Dealership. The problem is that despite following the state and federal rules, the state and more specifically the PCA has waged a multi-generatio...

Al Capone's life was a dichotomy, to say the least.  The most-told story is that of a proud, powerful man.  And he was - at first.  Lesser known are his final years of madness and weakness.  They're certainly not as exciting or romantic.  Still, they happened, and now they've made a movie about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Every day we're told to stay away from people.  That doesn't necessarily mean all people; there's nothing wrong with a date where you practice social distancing.  Just stay away from speed dating for the time being.  Do people still do that?  Regardless, whether you stay home or go out, you can be Scott's 30,000,001st book sale.  It's something to do and something to talk about at the same time. T...

There's basically no traffic anywhere.  What better time to ride across the country?  You can take in the sights, you can listen to some tunes, and you can ignore the mounting feeling that we're living in a post-apocalyptic world.  Or you can embrace it.  Ever wanted a change of pace?  What's more of a change than living in Mad Max for a few weeks? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

You've probably seen Barry before.  He's the guy who plays the fun parts in everything.  Mostly recently he's Dale in The Ranch, though he's also someone in just about everything.  You probably haven't seen David before unless you did something that would warrant a Miami detective knocking on your door.  That might change now that he's telling the story of a 4'9 green beret turned CIA operative tu...

Hollywood is a very artificial place.  It kind of goes without saying: acting is basically just pretending.  Still, it seems to spill over to real life a bit more than we'd like.  Fake personalities, fake faces, fake asses.  It's all fake.  That's why it's such a nice surprise when you meet a celebrity who's genuine inside and out.  I can't think of any off the top of my head, but you know.  The s...

As the years go by, most things will be forgotten.  Shows that lasted for years will fall by the wayside not because they were bad, but because they were unexceptional.  Then there are shows like Star Trek.  Between how significant it was at the time and the multi-generational legacy it created, the voyages of the Enterprise in deep space will be certainly be remembered.  Much like Costaki's weekl...

Some people do better talking to dogs than they do to humans.  Others do better writing books about dogs.  Bill's eureka moment was Spike the Wonder Dog, expanding his repertoire of titles to novelist.  And dog interpreter. The Adventures of Spike the Wonder Dog - amzn.to/2zrdkZF See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more ab...

We know everyone is going stir crazy being on lockdown and all. Laughter is the best medicine that will get you through this pandemic. Listen, have a laugh and share that LMAO with your friends. I'm sure they could use a good dose of comedy too. Sharing is Caring  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choi...

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by MN House of Representatives member Pat Garofolo. We dive deep into a discussion of the MN budget in light of the Corona Virus and his views on the Governor's stay at home order. Along the way Pat talks about getting fired as a young man as a result of calling into the KQ morning show in the 90's and blowing off Frank Sinatra. Never a dull moment. See omnystudio...

It is the 60s and there is time for rooftop concerts.  At least until the cops shut them down.  Even still, it ended up being a legendary end to a legendary band, and Ken was there for it.  Word is that being in the music industry in the 60s and 70s involved a lot of pretty legendary stuff.  This is the story of one of them. The Roof: The Beatles' Final Concert - amzn.to/3cdKdHL See omnystudio.com...

Humans seem hard-wired for morbid fascination.  Death attracts attention, both positive and negative.  Look at what's going on right now.  The entire world is focusing on little else but a disease that only noticeably affects a tiny fraction of people.  There is, however, one group who's almost guaranteed to get it if they're not careful: medical professionals.  It comes with the territory.  The g...

We've reached a technological milestone in the realm of the paranormal.  In the past, the only thing that you saw was what the editor didn't leave on the cutting room floor.  People often feel like this can be misleading.  Well prepare to be non-misled by Jay, who's going to stream a week straight from the Conjuring House.  If something happens, you'll see it. Website: https://thedarkzone.tv/Ticke...

30 years ago, it was nearly unheard of for a TV show to last more than 22 minutes. Today, they're basically all 44.  But what if you're in the car, on a bus, or if you just don't have an hour blocked out for TV?  That's when you go the opposite direction.  Quibi is made for quick bouts of entertainment, and Brian and Adam are made for Quibi.  To be more specific, they directed the episode Gray Clo...

Who says we hate all politicians?  I mean, aside from Tom.  But he doesn't mean it.  Case in point: today's guest, Steve Simon, Minnesota Secretary of State.  Also Kristyn Burtt, well-known Jesse Ventura cabinet member.  Or whatever.  Close enough. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Costaki's back and, like the rest of us, is desperate for something to talk about.  Unlike the rest of us, that's actually a good thing.  Desperation often breeds comedy.  And speaking of breeding... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The number one fear of every parent is that they're going to ruin their child somehow.  Don't quote us on that, but it's probably pretty close to the truth.  Well good news, Lindsay says you won't.  In fact, you can't.  Some exceptions may apply.  Having sex with your adult grandson, for example, is liable to cause some damage. You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Pare...

It's the 250th episode Charlie Brown! We couldn't have got to this point without you, the listeners, so in part 1 I decided to focus on one listener in particular who was also kind of featured last week. Featuring: Mike From Blaine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adc...

In these bleak times, you need to find a way to smile. Laugh with us and shake all the bad juju off of ya. Seaton Smith knows how to make you laugh and Steve Perry will give you all the warm and fuzzies you need to get you through this pandemic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by Mick Sterling who has been a band leader in the Twin Cities for 40 years. In addition, for the past 11 years he has headed the 30 days Foundation which helps people in need by covering utility bills, car repairs etc in an effort to help working people stay out of what can be a downward spiral. To learn more about the foundation, https://www.the30-daysfoundation...

It's a brave new world where you can watch Brave New World wherever you want.  Whether you're on a plane, on a train, or in an automobile, you can watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.  And if Elon's dreams come true, you'll be able to watch The Martian on Mars soon.  How can theaters compete with that?  Seriously.  If you know the answer, you'll be a billionaire, because nobody else does. See om...

It's generally considered impolite to ask someone's number.  That goes for phone, weight, or age.  Humans like to keep their numbers secret, apparently.  That doesn't mean you can't have a goal number.  The easiest one would be weight.  You can have a goal age if you want, but it's kind of a one way deal, so aim high.  Either way, eating better is going to help you. Mind over Weight: Curb Cravings...

The phrase "most terrifying incident in a submarine" is somewhat redundant, because every second in a submarine is terrifying.  Even when nothing is happening.  Getting depth charged by the Russians certainly doesn't help.  W. Craig Reed, AKA Bill, experienced both of these things and lived.  I guess it takes a certain type. Spies of the Deep: The Untold Truth About the Most Terrifying Incident in...