The Family Archives

If there's one thing parents are good at, it's making references to things from before their kids' time.  Did you know Rodney Dangerfield has been gone for 17 years?  Gone, but not forgotten.  Unless you're a child, in which case you may have never known he existed in the first place.  That's why you, as a parent, are morally obligated to only let your kids watch things from decades before they we...

Our Hollywood reporter is on today, and you know what that means: debating green power.  How green is it really?  With the amount LA floods and/or burns, you'd think they could come up with a way to get plenty of power using those two things.  Maybe redirect the water into the fires and generate steam.  Now that's green power. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com...

It's been a while since the studio has been packed beyond capacity, but nothing lasts forever.  Today we've got Ralph, his daughter Ashley, Wendi, and Officer Dave, plus the family proper (minus Alex).  And that's not all.  We've also got Tim, Pauly, and Joe.  That's more people than we can count.  Metaphorically, of course.  We may be in radio but we're not that incompetent. See omnystudio.com/li...

Some years, it seems like there are no good football teams save for maybe one or two.  This is one such year.  Who do you even root for?  Do you be a fair weather fan and pick someone else to care about for a season?  Do you do the honorable thing and go down with the ship?  Or do you reject modernity and eat some vegemite on toast?  That's not a non sequitur.  You're not allowed to like vegemite...

Everyone needs Christmas presents, even people who don't celebrate Christmas.  Santa has dominated the world, so just live with it.  It's not so bad.  Christmas-haters can still get presents, from vegan peanuts to carbon credits.  And if it makes you feel better, you can always call it Yule. THINGS TO GIVE YOUR “WOKE” CHILDREN DURING THE HOLIDAYS - F*ck Off, Chloe: Surviving the OMGs! and FMLs! in...

Bob Talked about his start in the world Newspaper and his retirement. We discussed our time at KQRS and the great people we worked with there. Bob the total Renaissance man.  Politics, Beauty Padgett's , Horse Showman, Blogger and Podcaster. We also discussed that He and His wife (Mary) raised foster children , before have children of their own. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Description...In the last episode of 2021 of Moon Pjugg and Hobbs you meet Nancy the Nurse. We talk Covid..what is it like to save lives and watch people pass...plus running with the Bulls! Hope you liked the podcast this year. We have big plans next year. We are back January 7th! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more a...

Ryan Winkler and Pat Garofolo return to car selling secrets. Both serve in the Minnesota House of Representatives from the opposite sides of the aisle. We discuss vaccine mandates, the budget surplus, Jewish Space lasers, the travesty of CNN and Fox and the bomb throwers at the federal level in both parties. Even though Pat got busted on the house floor giving Ryan the finger, we model adult behav...

We're a midwest show, and Charlie is a midwest comedian.  As such, when he's on our show, it's less joking about the midwest and more making personal observations of things we've all seen.  For example, if you've lived here long enough, you're going to hit or almost hit a deer with your car.  That's not a joke, it's just the way it goes.  For more examples of things that are funny to non-midwester...

No, Michele Tafoya hasn't been fired.  That's straight from the source.  Not a news site that copy pasted an article from another news site, also known today as the mainstream media.  It's a sad state of affairs when some random podcast has better sources than Fox or CNN, but welcome to the modern era.  You can't even trust the IRS any more with all the scams out there.  Better stop paying your ta...

Do you know what a yeoman is?  It was a type of servant, basically a butler for nobles and royals.  As you'd expect, they were experts at etiquette.  Zoe isn't a yeoman, but her last name is Yeoman and she's also an expert at etiquette.  Whether the name was the inspiration, we cannot say.  What we can say is that people need to learn some etiquette themselves, especially around this time of year,...

Did you know that we're in a gang?  It's called Christianity.  Gang signs include crosses, wreaths, and dashboard statues of Jesus giving the thumbs up.  Watch for them, because if you see them, you know you're in the wrong neighborhood.  Or right neighborhood, if you like Christmas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn mor...

We're thinking of having a movie made about us.  The problem is, we want to avoid any cultural appropriation, so we need to find actors with the exact same ethnic, religious, and cultural backgrounds as us.  So if you know anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as Tom who also grew up in the ghetto with precisely six siblings, let us know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Se...

Drama is in right now.  Doesn't matter what kind.  Football?  All drama.  Players sending pictures of various body parts to various people, players dying young, coaches making questionable decisions.  Even the state of Florida is all about the drama, which you probably know by now.  Demand for Florida-related drama is so high that Glenn Beck has to say stupid crap in order to artificially generate...

It used to be that dogs would get the byproducts and humans would get the meat.  Now dogs get real meat and humans get fake meat.  We just can't figure out what's healthy and what's not, it seems.  Burt is under the impression that meat is good for dogs, and he's got the science to back it up.  When a great dane lives to be 20, you know something must be going right.  Maybe humans should start eat...

Back after a long Covid fueled brake.  Tom has mostly recovered; Doug is back from travelling and we have a show that deals almost exclusively with cars. Lots of talk of electric cars and we dive into some of the shortcomings of Li-on batteries and Toyota's 13 billion dollar investment in solid state battery technology. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listen...

T-Rex cookies are massive and delicious! Can you really make 5 pound cookies? Yes. Meet Tina Rexing. The cookie Queen! Her cookies are viral. Find out why with Moon Pjugg and Hobbs! And email us at moonpjugghobbs@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My dad is funnier than your dad.  So is Kelly's.  She might actually win that competition.  Her dad is Tim Conway, a legendary actor and comedian who's been in more movies and TV shows than you've seen.  And yes, he is most likely funnier than any of our dads.  Then again, we'll never know until your dad's first open mic.  Make sure to record it if it ever happens. My Dad's Funnier than Your Dad:...

Pick a card.  Or have Tom do it for you, because this is a podcast and you're not actually in the room with us.  What comes next, you'll just have to listen for.  You'll also have to listen to see what happens if you threaten the child of someone in the radio business.  Something about that field instills a lot of rage in you, apparently. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See om...

Remember yesterday when we told you not to drink alcohol?  Forget all that.  Drink some White Claw and wash it down with some peanut butter whiskey.  You'll probably feel very sick after that.  But for a brief moment, you'll be deep within flavortown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

First Andy comes back, then Tom, and now Doug.  We're slowly returning to normalcy.  Why settle for the new normal when you've already got a perfectly good normal?  Of course, not all traditions deserve to be called "normal".  Lutefisk, for example.  There's nothing normal about that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn mo...

It's cold, it's slippery, it's snowy.  It makes you want to drink.  But don't.  Drinking is bad.  Half of the people on the show today are former alcoholics.  They're also all from Minnesota.  That can't be a coincidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may have noticed some differences on the show lately.  For example, the entire family was absent for two weeks.  But do you know why?  Yes, of course you do.  Well, now you can hear the full story right from the source, complete with "Covid Brain".  Also hear about how black people don't like Costaki.  Or you know, something to that effect. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

There was a time when Hollywood was synonymous with class.  Everyone was wearing dresses and suits, they talked in this weird faux-British accent, and they could all sing.  Of course, half of them were drug addicts and domestic abusers, but we don't focus on that part.  Audrey Hepburn was all of the class and none of the scandal, which made her unique enough to write a book about nearly 30 years a...

Some people can just look at something and know how it works, And some can fix it when it's broken. Who can do both? Meet RANDY THE HANDYMAN! He is amazing and he is a minister as well. Meet Randy Beadle from Dwelling Services! Share this podcast. Like it. Listen... www.dwellingservices.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Le...