The Fallout Lounge

Tired of logjammed government?  Then support Proposition 23, and let's get our elected officials working for us again! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Meg Ruddy, Katherine Pryor, David Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Mixed by David Gerbosi. 

Almost two years into the new decade, and this look back seems more on-target than ever. Join us as we relive the decade you're about to live! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, Meg Ruddy, David Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Pools are open, ice cream trucks are out, and the disappointment index is higher than the humidity. Join our dystopian DJ for a run down of why to stay inside. Written by Bob Merlotti, and DJ played by David Pasquesi. Mix by Dave Gerbosi. 

Joe Rogan. Pod Save America. Murder Follies on Parade. All amateur-level podcastery compared to the jam-packed entertainment we've squished into this compilation. Catch up on our most recent parcel of sketches, or, if you've been keeping up, relive the intense, pancreas-bruising laughter. Then subscribe and send us that 5-star review you've been saving for a functioning government. 

"You need a theme song," the so-called podcast experts insisted. But still, we resisted. Voices by Dennis Ryan, Dave Gerbosi, Kathy Nagler, Katherine Pryor, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at Green Lake Studios, Chicago Studios, Chicago Studios West, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Oscar ratings are at an all-time low. But we're here to help--we know people will tune in to a train wreck.   Voices by Andy Bobrow, David Pasquesi, Kathy Nagler, Meg Ruddy, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at The Network Studios, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

They're first on the scene when disaster strikes, but who rescues those who rescue? First Responders Bar  & Grill, that's who. Voices by Barry Burdiak, Kathy Nagler, Dave Gerbosi, Dennis Ryan, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at Quilted Studios West and on the Great Midwestern Plains, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

A tour de force performance by our most beloved Kaufmanesque actor is winning hearts and generating early Oscar buzz. Voices by Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, Barry Burdiak, Dave Gerbosi and Bob Merlotti. Recorded at Quilted Studios West and on the Great Midwestern Plains, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

"Mutton Busting" is a rodeo event in which little cowpokes attempt to ride sheep. It's fun, it's adorable, and if you've never experienced it, you're in for a down-home treat! Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak and Katherine Pryor. Recorded on the Great Midwestern Plains, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Gone a year without dating? Time to dust off your genitals and get back out there! We're here to help. (Not with the dusting part.) Voice by Kathy Nagler. Recorded in Quilted Studios West, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi.

Is your family lethargic? Caught in a rut? Not getting any? This new product will get them off the couch and into the bedroom. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, and Meg Ruddy. Recorded remotely, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Love "The Two Popes"? Then it's time to genuflect to the Second Coming. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, and Dave Gerbosi. Recorded remotely, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Prior to today, these sketches were on their own, lost, and scattered throughout the internet. Now, thanks to a generous MacArthur Grant, they've been combined into 20 minutes of glowing comedic mass. If you've been too busy to listen to these individually, we forgive you. How were the otter videos? Here's your chance to catch up, no questions asked.   Please subscribe, share and give us the 5-sta...

Scientists predict another pandemic is inevitable. Discover how it'll start in this Fallout Lounge exclusive. Voices by Dave Gerbosi, Meg Ruddy, Barry Burdiak, Dave Hughes, Katherine Pryor, Monica Orozco and Bob Merlotti. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Advancing technology renders us all obsolete, whether your name's Wall-E or Willie. Voices by David Pasquesi, Kathy Nagler, Andy Bobrow, Barry Burdiak, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Savvy marketers know that as a brand matures, it must adjust its messaging to remain relevant to new customers. Here's a textbook example. Voices by Meg Ruddy and Bob Merlotti. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

OK, sure, "tonight we dine in Hell!" But what's the food like? In this sketch, an old friend takes us through the culinary landscape of the underworld. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, and Dave Gerbosi. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

When the police are stretched thin, our new character steps forward to lend a friendly handcuff. Voices by Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, and David Pasquesi. Johnny Appleseed Theme sung by Dave Gerbosi and Bob Merlotti. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

It's the brand new product with the big, irresistible taste. What's our secret? Tune in and find out! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Katherine Pryor, Kathy Nagler and Dave Gerbosi. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

In a return to his iconic role, Jon Voight travels to New York and finds the city as warm and inviting as it was 50 years ago.   Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Dave Gerbosi, Kathy Nagler, Katherine Pryor, Meg Ruddy, Bob Merlotti, and a special appearance by Oscar™-winner Jon Voight. Recorded and mixed by Dave Gerbosi. 

Season's greetings, sad holiday revelers! Time to revisit last year's timeless Yuletide message from our favorite DJ, who correctly predicted things will get worse. 

Undecided voters! Yes, all seven of you. Did you know a candidate's slogan can provide clues to what they'll be like if elected? Come with us to the dark side of campaign promises. 

How can we best describe the year 2020? With a paint swatch, that's how. 

Given recent events, it's imperative that Americans prepare for the unthinkable. Not that anybody's thinking of that! Nosirree!! Ha ha! 

2020 anxiety management, part II: practicing self-care while the Affordable Care Act is dragged behind a health clinic and beaten with a dirty pipe.