The Falcon: A Footy Podcast

This week, Jesse got lost in the woods, so we replaced him with a superior Jess and discussed the year that was for the lowest of the low teams. We also dive into an insane week 1 of the finals series, from Cass' commiserations and Nick Daicos adopting a child, controversial free kicks and Clarky's bizarre rating system. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we have very little in the way of the usual AFLM on-field action to discuss, but we still have a lot to cover, from two-thirds of us having incredible AFLW teams to the fallout from the Legends Game. We also run a magnifying glass over the 2025 All-Australian team to see who snuck in, and see who was robbed!  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we cast our eyes on the 2026 AFL season and beyond, and the pros and cons of some rumoured possible rule changes. We also dive into the last home and away round of the year, from Molloy kicking a bag and Fly's dwindling likability, to Ken Hinkley's enemies-to-lovers arc and Takeshi's Castle. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

It's been a big week of news, so of course, we start with something announced a few weeks ago and share our thoughts on a Snoop half-time show! We also get into the Nas contract, Sheezel breaking records, players being gross, and the return of the W. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we get on the coaching merry-go-round and work out if Melbourne and Carlton have made the right choice going forward. We also get into all the big news from the round, from hurting teammates and giving the finger, to the retirement of a legend and Naughton's underappreciated season. Also, there is a lot of milk talk in this one. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, on a MASSIVE episode, we dive into the round that was with our good friend Donnie Hess, from a not-as-bad-as-it-couldve-been Pride Game to the possible return of the Colliwobbles, and then we dive into The Falcon Hottest 50 AFL Songs. Will your fave make the top 10? Did Jesse add all the songs he meant to? Did Chris even listen to any of the songs? Tune in to find out! Follow us on Twit...

This week, we have a look at the best good boys and worst bad boys of the AFL season, from cheeky little goal sneaks to legal criminals. We also dive into a very up and down Round 20 of footy, including Hinkley checking out, boundary line kebabs, and Nasiah the Messiah. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we let Chris name the episode in return for him leading a conversation about player loyalty and the pursuit of success. We also dive in Round 19, get visited by the Spirit of Cassie, predict Collingwood's future, and drink juice from a coconut.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we are joined by international superstar, the coach of the Des Moines Roosters and host of Donnie's Disposals, the wonderful Donnie Hess, to discuss the ins and outs of being an AFL fan in America. We also discuss the ups and downs of the round, Clarky messages the anti-social behaviour line, Chris goes boomer, and Jesse gets locked in a room. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconf...

This week, we've had enough of these bizarre game schedules and decided to put our heads together to work out the best times for each game to be played over the weekend. We also delve into the ups and downs from the past round, from Roos having a sook and Matt Kennedy's rise, to cleaning up umpires and basic maths. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we celebrate the end of the byes by complaining about longstanding AFL traditions such as banners, team songs, and fun in general. We also look into the big stories of the round, from West Coast putting in a great effort and Bont's 250th, to cheap AFL records and Tom Lynch just being the worst. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we have the end of the bye rounds in sight and vent about how they ruin the season and what we would do to make them more palatable. We also delve into the big footy news, from Cassie returning to gloat about a Freo win and Chris' defence of Vossie, to Clarky being let down by the Suns (again) and Jesse exploring new forms of legal currency. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfoo...

This week, Clarky is riding high on Kozzie's contract extension, but Jesse and Chris are quick to bring him back down to earth by reviewing other recent long contracts. We also discuss the highs and lows of yet another bye-round, from Brisbane's inaccuracy and the rise of Cadman to Port's song and a whole lot of doodles. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

This week, we devise a plan to save the Tasmanian Devils (the team, not the animal) or, at the very least, find Rum'un a new job. We also dig around to find some highlights in what was quite a boring round of football, from Jack Ginnivan's antics and secret meetings to missed kicks and high hits. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

This week, we are joined by the wonderful Lekdog to discuss how the Mid-Season Draft works, how we would fix it, and if a Mid-Season Trade Period is a good idea. We also get into Round 12, wonder if there is such thing as a good loss, get sad about Cal Ward, and The Falconstein returns!  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

This week, we celebrate the fantastic Indigenous pre-show performances of Sir Doug Nicholls's Round and commiserate the growing injury list decimating some clubs. We also delve into the very few good games from the weekend, Chris gets chased by ghosts, Clarky drinks Pickle Juice, Jesse calls Ross a dork, and Cassie comes around on a nighttime Grand Final. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Blues...

This week, Jesse sings Creed-aoke, Chris rides his high horse, Clarky really likes the indigenous guernseys, and Cassie has some big news! We are also joined by our podcast-friends, including Alex from They Might Become GIANTS, Rik from Hoops There It Is, Alex from AFLToday (AFLTodayAU), and the infamous Lekdog to convince the next generation to support the correct team.   Follow us on Twitter, In...

This week, we celebrate what was statistically the best round of AFL in decades by discussing the biggest games of the weekend, from a few brilliant rookies to the most unlikely of draws. We also review AFL26, Jesse is sad about yet another major injury, Cassie is yet again happy we aren't discussing the Dockers, Clarky commentates, and Chris loses control. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Blu...

This week, we discuss theat big lump with knobs, Kane Cornes, and his toxic view on the game and the impact that can have on teams and players. We also discuss the round that was, Jesse has an unsauced sausage, Chris has Bailey beef, Cass is glad we skip the Freo game, and Clarky doesn't like Kako's scoring system. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

With Round 7 done and dusted, we are currently a third of the way through the 2025 season, so this week, we look at how things are panning out, from the biggest sliders and improvers to our new premiership and Rising Star hopes. We also review a huge ANZAC round, Jesse becomes a robot, Clarky refuses to sing, and Chris makes Cassie cry. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

It's been a bumper Easter weekend of bizarre AFL games, and we are here to talk all about it! This week, we explore the ever-changing nature of the fan/player relationship online, Clarky gets a win, Jesse weeps for Sam Draper, Chris has thoughts on the Balta situation, and Cassie slowly falls apart.  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

This week, we gather round to discuss Gather Round and the fantastic show that South Australia put on - but should it be their show forever? We also delve into the games of the round, Clarky gets a Bevo jump scare, Cassie doesn't get to discuss a Freo win, Jesse compares himself to Jesus, and Chris makes us pull levers. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

This week, we may not all have voices, but we still manage to discuss Oscar Allen meeting with other clubs, and when (if ever) the AFL will grow up regarding player movement. We also delve into the best games of the round, Cass cuts it close with Freo, Chris wants a 4-way game, Jesse stuffs his pockets with pastries, and Clarky has a song in his heart. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky...

This week, only three of us may be on the winners list, but all four of us can agree on one thing - no more sub-debuts! We also dive into the best games of the round, Clarky assembles bald men, Cassie dreams of Libba, Jesse defends a defender, and Chris is the oldest he's ever been. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

All of our teams suck, and we are going to talk about it. This week, Cassie wants to know what is up with the umps, Chris thinks Tasmania has its own language, Jesse's brain collapses due to the uneven fixture, Clarky's birthday gets ruined, and we have the most deranged Fifth Quarter yet. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod