The Etims Show

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss the recent games and how they will impact the future big game at Ibrox on Sunday. They discuss that Hearts game and the Beaton impact and ask if the SFA are really playing games by appointing Bellshills finest to the Ibrox encounter. They look at Kuhn and Iwata's recent games and remember Liel Abada, now playing in North Carolina after a sudden exit....

With Celtic announcing a North America Tour for this Summer, Desi and Hector catch up with Callum Murray of the Washington CSC to discuss the up and coming visit from Celtic to the capital as well as Chapel Hill, North Carolina and South Bend, Indiana They discuss the history for the Washington CSC They discuss the CSC's big plans for the game weekend when Celtic (and Desi!) arrive They discuss Fo...

Ralph joins Hector, Monty and Desi to discuss what the hell is going on with Celtic. They discuss the Kilmarnock fiasco. They discuss the issues on and off the Park ( more later). They discuss possible solutions to all the current problems They end by wondering about those rumours circulating about Celtic being of interest to potential buyers and look at the numbers and reasons behind that story....

Desi, Monty and Hector get together to discuss The January Window. They ask How? They ask Why? Most importantly, they ask What the actual Fuck? The reflect on a true shambles and no sign of a strategy from a shocking board for fans if not shareholders. They talk about the fuck ups and consider the reasons. They also have an Ultimate Celtic Cunt Quiz, so at least there is something to smile about a...

Monty, Hector and Desi get together to discuss a certain few games just before the New Year and a certain aftermath or possibly aftermass! They praise the return of the Green Brigade and the impact on results. They praise Bernardo and Kyogo's great goals to put Msr Clementes pipe in a peep. They discuss Penalties, or Non Penalties and The Great Papal conspiracy They also discuss the turn up in for...

**A New improved AUDIO file for The Etims 2023 Awards. ** You can now hear what Hector is saying after some recording level issues in original Podcast Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​ Shock of the year! ​ Balls Up of the Year! ​ Most Controversial Opinion! ​ Most Improved ​ Most Regressed​ Most Missed! ​ Top Celeb Celt! ​ Top Tim! ​ W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​ Good Guy of the Year!​ And theres al...

Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​ Shock of the year! ​ Balls Up of the Year! ​ Most Controversial Opinion! ​ Most Improved ​ Most Regressed​ Most Missed! ​ Top Celeb Celt! ​ Top Tim! ​ W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​ Good Guy of the Year!​ And theres also a good 30 minute bit of ranting to discuss whats went wrong and how can it be fixed but mostly its the awards!! See if your nomination took the titl...

Desi and Hector get together with a very special Xmas Podcast guest, Matt from Hail Hail History to discuss the past, present and future like a good Scrooge CSC Matthew tells some captivating tales of the early Celtic days, some legendary and surprising stories and they even wonder why did it become Celtic and not Keltic. Matthew also talks about his new book "The Bould Bhoys : Glory to their Name...

Desi, Hector and Monty are joined by BBS Sportsounds latest Soup taker, Ralph Malph to discuss the recent Celtics goings on as well as various other goings on. They discuss pooor Ralph and the worst Dinner Table invite ever! They discuss the recent performances and results. They debate what's the answer to stop us getting gubbed away or lose in the last minute at home? They ponder just how many pl...

Desi is joined by Hector and Monty to discuss the Atletico Madrid game and various other factors. They consider the wonder that is Liam Scales turn of form. They talk about Matt O'Riley and Kyogo's combinations! They talk of Marvellous Mr Maeda..made of stone and can run all day and night! They talk of the rise in levels across the side and the changes made by the Manager. They discuss that tactic...

Monty and Desi get together to discuss a wonderfully entertaining September. From various wins, a Euro defeat, new deals and star performances and then a wonderful Get Out of Jail Performance against Motherwell. Then we come to Aberdeen and Ibrox and the AfterMath which saw Derek Trotter depart the scene and head back South with his tail between his legs, BealeBall ends up BealBollocks. They also...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to salute The Alamo Celtic Team who stood tall against all the odds and fears and came away from Ibrox with a sterling reputation and 3 wonderful points. They look atthe Tactics...or lack off from wee Del Boy. They look at the performances and the sheer wonder of Scales, Maeda, Kyogo and others on Sunday. They look at what impact this could have across the seaso...

The Celtic Grandad CSC all get together to discuss the Champions League draw which sees Celtic in Group E with trips to Rotterdam Rome and Madrid to look forward too, They discuss the draw, the likely outcomes and the dangers and opportunities. They look back on a summer and wonder have the Board been lazy or actually done a job worthy of the Club? They consider the new signings and the new Manage...

Etims get together to discuss: The surreall Pre-Season which has seen Brendan return as if he was never away. Is he Sir Keir Starmer or Bobby Ewing? The recent Japanese Tour and the players reactions to the new/old boss. New Board room changes and backroom personnel returners. They finally get round to discussing this mad Transfer window given the Saudi impact and they wonder just who will start a...

Guess Who's back...back again! Etims get together to respond to the news that Brendan Rodgers is once again our Club Manager. They discuss what led to Rodgers getting the gig and is it Forgive and Forget or Fool Me once... They weigh up what Fan camp would they place themselve in? Realistic Pragmatist Open hearted Optimist Sour faced Pessimist Mon the hopes Masochist They discuss the impact to fan...

Etims get together to wonder "Will we ever Learn?" The white pants have been charmed off us all once again and in the morning after, we are left alone wondering how naive we could be...AGAIN! The guys look at what happened with Ange exiting for Spurs and consider the machinations and ramifications for all us us at Celtic including The Board, Staff, Players and Fans. They look ahead and discuss the...

THE END OF SEASON PODCAST : CLAP YOUR HANDS! Hector and Monty join Desi to look back( and forward) on a great Season and they consider:​ ​ Your Personal Player or Tim of the Year?​ Your favourite Goal​? Personal Highlight of the Season or Nice Surprise of the season?​ Funniest Moment of the season ​ Hunniest Moment ​of the season Advice Time..."Im no telling Ange his job but.."​ Hopes, Dreams, Fea...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together along with a very special guest on the eve of the Scottish Cup Semi Final. They are joined by The Pride of Cork ( copyright Mr T Hickey) Mr Tadhg Hickey, the man behind those brilliant and cutting videos and the only person we ever enjoy seeing in a Rangers strip. They get together to discuss the Semi Final, how easy it was for glory hunters to get tickets. They...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to celebrate with agreement on Good Friday and look back at recent celtic games and related matters ( Brendan - huch spit!) and the big game against Rangers tomorrow which could effectively clinch the league for all intent and purpose. The guys look back at the games both sides of the Intrernational break and they consider the different dynamics many of the play...

Hector, Monty and Ralph join Desi to discuss the last few weeks and that glorious League Cup Final victory at Hampden. They look at results since the last pod, the victories and so many different goalscorers. They look at the week leading up to the Final..the attitudes, the comments, the mind-games. They look at the game itself and highlight the football intelligence and compare Anges ideas to "Be...

Hector, Monty and Desi get together for a belated Happy New Year to everyone, the Club and to the current Transfer Window We discuss the Celtic comings and goings. They welcome soon to be new striker Oh Hyeon-Gyu and they consider what the team could possibly look like as new players bed in and some present stars look to their futures, possibly away from the Hoops. The guys look at the clubs curre...

Lets start with a Xmas Cracker joke: Knock Knock Who's there The Sydney Cup.. Exactly! The team get together to chat on recent events. They discuss Peter Lawwell returning as Chairman after a year and a half away! Chat on Michael BealeBalls return, the man who 4 days before joining said - " Integrity is a real big thing for me and loyalty. You don't give it to receive it back, but if those are the...

Etims get together to look back on the last 7, yes, 7 games since the last podcast, Those game include the introduction of VAR and some memorable away wins as well as some European games with at least a goal or two to celebrate if no victories! Hector tells us just what its like to hang out with his new Celtic Board chums in the lovely San Miguel Market and Hector and Desi recall their adventures...

Desi, Hector and Monto get together to discuss September into October and what might have been for Celtic. They discuss the European games. They discuss the domestic fixtures. They discuss the injuries to key personnel and the impact to the team. They discuss the Squad and Ange's use of it and of substitutes. They discuss the goals, the lack of goals and the own goal of the season so far. They loo...

ETims get together to discuss the 4-0 gubbing of the Huns and the highly anticipated meeting with Real Madrid on Tuesday in the Champions League at Celtic Park. They discuss the players, tactics and performances from Saturdays brilliant win and consider what could happen against the current holders of the Best side in the World Title. One things for sure, theres gonna be goals one way or another.