The Eric Zane Show Podcast

Topics: *Rough start as I noticed something embarrassing about me as the show started. *"It's so damn hot!" *Princess of the Forest Madison" is getting kicked out of the nest. *"The Queen of the Forest" joined me to explain my strange reaction to a package we received at the house. *The NFK has a new ridiculous ritual. *Another super-pissed asshole bitch had a misguided ran...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Desperately trying to get Diabetes. Idiot Doane tries to be funny with Orajel. Recording Pulse of the city yesterday. 2 – 0:22:14 – Reddit suggestion leads to the concept of Dear Meathead. 3 – 0:33:50 – Tyler Doane creates a fanpage for himself; should be a hit.  Ryan Lochte. 4 – 0:44:40 – Back up plans – no plan B....

Topics: *The Department of Transportation doesn't trust me in my limo driving because I take anti-anxiety meds. Thus, I had to go get checked by a doc! *Some local dude lost his mind at a County Commission meeting over mask mandates. *Ben is making donuts all weekend at Dizzy Donuts . Go see his lame ass. * Wayland joins me tomorrow! *Some talk about the tough guy I was fighting with on Reddit...

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Topics: *Rolling Stones drummer, Charlie Watts passed at 80. Dude was a legend. *I got into a list about the 100 greatest drummer of all time . I thought number 1 would be Neil Peart of rush, but it was John Bonham. *That reminded me of a vid I saw some time back about how rare of a drummer he was. *I noticed Bill "Huge" Simonson was watching the live stream...I brought him in via phone an...

Topics: *Princess of the Forest Madison turns 19 and is leaving for college which makes us sad! *Madison is packing up her crystals and hippie shit to give her magic powers at school. *Gross, disgusting assholes keep staring at Madison at the gym. *Princess of the Forest Jackie is getting ready to adopt a Frenchie!!! *I received the "Paqui One Chip Challenge" in the mail yesterday from Nic...

Topics: *Conservative talk show host and anti-Vaxxer, Phil Valentine just died of COVID . Just before the dummy died, he announced that he was wrong and told people to get vaccinated. Dirk blew a gasket on me and gave me the business about "spreading misinformation." *Patriot Nick wants me to eat poison. *I got a chance to MC a concert over the weekend at Byrne Electrical featuring Gunnar...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Jim likes having kids and dropping college; Eric likes making models of Solar Systems. Jim wants to be a cop. 2 – 0:23:10 – Idiot Cop rescues doll from hot car. Sex dolls look real. 3 – 0:32:48 – Blake Shelton is a homophobic racist. 4 – 0:42:48 – Swallowing a squeaker toy. Doane makes good observation but sounds lik...

Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show  here ! Topics on the full show: *Ben had just sent me the audio of "The Funny Girls incident."  The audio being discussed is featured on The Eric Zane Show Patreon Bonus for Friday 8/20. *Sarah Ruch Ruck Roush is embarrassed by her being crowned as one of the funniest people on the planet. *New audience...

1 – 0:00:00 – Lots of rain. Eric apologizes for his poor performance. Doane distributes hugs. Family reset button. Zane Games from yesterday. John from Holland calls for advise. 2 – 0:24:58 – Diana checks floor with her face at Zane Games. 3 – 0:35:03 – Belly flopping at the Olympics. 4 – 0:45:37 – Harbaugh deflecting talks about suspensions. Bill calls in early preaching Harbaugh. 5 – 0:58:27 – 1...

Topics: *I had a bit of an issue with The NFK's food preparation today. *Friend of the show, AHL ref Tim Mayer wins an award! *Diana had a panic attack yesterday about her new job. *Para pro is a thankless job. *An amazing song selection list for The InZane Asylum *Support the AT Children's Project by betting on me or Mike Ball . *Football practice costs thousands of dollars around here. *...

Topics: *"Empty Nester" Eric Zane *A new audience member found the show in a weird way. *A little pep talk from your old pal, Eric Zane. *Limo driving led to the usual cluster of nonsense and hilarity. *Woke assholes get Jack Morris "indefinitely suspended" (fired), dig up old dirt. *Kyle from Dumpster Divers joins me to be stoned and hilarious. Kyle gives you his stupid opinion ab...

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Topics: *I recorded my Compound Media pilot. *Is there anything worse than REALLY biting the shit out of your lip and the inevitable, rotting lip canker sore? *The Queen of the Forest has taken a bold step, professionally...and it all happened very quickly. *Baseball announcer, Jack Morris is in deep shit because he did an impersonation of an Asian dude. *I can't talk about a baseball announce...

Topics: *Serves me right for starting a supposedly "simple" project last night. *Afghanistan is a disaster right now. There's lots of stuff to talk about here and I let it fly...no pun intended for the dudes hanging on to the sides of US planes. *Women will have a tough time living in Afghanistan, going forward. *A hilariously gross incident happened while Diana and I tried to enjoy lu...

Topics: *Back from vacation and the ADHD is running wild. *I attended a wedding that led to a song getting burned into my brain. *Since vacation ended, it's been right back to the grind. *A COVID scare for your old pal, Eric Zane. *We had lots of adventures in New York with a not so subtle reminder about how expensive everything is there. *The Queen of the Forest joins me to help describe a ho...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Eric can see FBHW from the parking lot. Eric dives Civic into huge puddle on Market. Julius scales off the apartment balcony to trick his dog. Citronella blast to the face. Eric’s story of charcoal grill falling off balcony. 2 – 0:21:01 – P.J. Fleck giving away scholarships with Sylvester Stallone. 3 – 0:33:12 – Doan...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Julius can’t recall Elton John. Pioneer Park camping. History of KISS. Making a Murderer; Brendan Dassey needs Age Management. 2 – 0:21:15 – Eric stinks. Hope Solo controversy. Ernie bananas for Honduras. 3 – 0:31:43 – Ryan Lochte mugged in Rio; Olympic committee thinks otherwise. Slide-whistle does not make things c...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Short term memory loss Eric, not to mention gullible. Eric thinks a photoshop from Twitter promoting the show is real; audience trolls. Should Eric team up with  Rick Mecklenburg? Gravy bath. 2 – 0:24:57 – Follow-up on Dave Dyer yesterday. More green pools at the Olympics. 3 – 0:33:09 – Funny moment from Julius yeste...

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon . 1 – 0:00:00 – Hot as balls. Eric steers Julius away from calling triathlons a scam. Eric is fat. Emerald Green water at the Olympic diving pool. John Saunders dies. 2 – 0:23:48 – A Maniac climbs Trump Tower. 3 – 0:31:47 – Listener Sarah calls in. Dude medals in Judo, then gets mugged in Rio. 4 – 0:40:05 – Comedian Dave Dyer + Kevi...

Topics: *Remember backyard wrestling dude who shockingly broke both his legs IN HALF from simply jumping off the turnbuckle? My gosh, it was horrible. See it here . I spoke with his sister about the whole ordeal. *A fraud attempt put me into a panic. *Remember the sicko pastor from North Carolina who whipped his dick out on a flight and peed on some lady? I had an update to that which led to me ca...

*The public has demanded more karaoke. I gift a song Steve Earle gave to me because I do it better than him...Copperhead Road. *Tony Larussa's latest drunk driving offense was ridiculous. I shared some drunken debauchery stories from when I had "the thirst." *A story about stress and how it hurts us. *My one day contract with the Detroit Red Wings. *A story where two ridiculous scenari...

*The "best of" show features some brand new material... *My two-part interview with Jay Schwandt. He's the dude who's the father of 14 boys. Months prior to this I had Jay on when it was announced that his sweet wife, Kateri was pregnant with their 15th child. Nobody on earth thought they'd have a baby girl...but amazingly, here she comes! I talked to Jay the day after they ann...

Topics: *"Best of" continues as I start with a segment on famous people who did terrible things and managed to make a comeback. *One of my favorite moments from the past was the infamous "Four Seasons Landscaping debacle." Do you remember this? Trump was bitching about the election and a press conference was called "at the Four Seasons." Now they wanted the hotel, but someh...

This is a replay of my entire first podcast. I was two days removed from being fired at WBBL and recovering from the flu. Oddly enough, I haven't been ill in any way since. I guess working from home helped with that! Anyway, a lot of what's in this show stinks. Some would argue it's gotten worse since then! But anyway, I figured I'd share the show from the evening of Sunday, Januar...