The Elite Beat

The inscrutable nature of AEW Heels! The satisfaction of an excellent episode of Dynamite! A special, mystery guest host! THOSE DAMN RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! What more can you ask for in an all new episode of THE ELITE BEAT!?

Megan and Jenny define their podcast roles in terms of Rhodes and Flair. The cunning linguistics of Le Champion. A squirrel uprising in Columbus! And best of all... another Megha Parekh cameo on Dynamite! All this and much much more on an all new Elite Beat! Elite Beat Pop of the Week Jenny and Andy: Gloria Ferrer Vista Brut Megan: Rhinegeist Truth IPA

Megan tells you how she really feels about Eddie Kingston, Jenny can't understand why ANYBODY is watching Dynamite, and is just enraptured by those sweet, sweet DEMO numbers. It's the Elite Beat!

Fight for the Fallen is on the scene, and on balance, should they have just stopped running shows to combat COVID? Internet funnyman Justin Shapiro (all of the best wrestling podcasts for fifteen years) joins us as we re-book Little Women , wonder aloud about music rocks, and ponder Outworld denizens venturing into Sha(d) Khan territory. It's the Elite Beat!

With Megan on assignment, Andy and Jenny take a shallow dip into the AEW pool on a week that saw many great matches and exciting announcements, but will likely be best remembered for the Elite Beat Athletic Commission's ruling on the veracity of the FTW title. We'll have you in and out in 40 minutes, so take it on a jog!

FYTER IS HERE, PEOPLE! Three big title matches! Questionable promotional tactics vis-à-vis COVID! Brian Cage's preternaturally enormous traps! A champagne bet in progress! All this, and what is a puppy battle royale!? It's The Elite Beat! Catch the fever!

The BTE that almost wasn't! Another marathon Dark! Megan's hiccups! Cody's Pinot! #SpeakingOut fallout! COVID's back! It's all happening on The Elite Beat! Pops of the Week: Jenny: Tangerine White Claw, Andy: Corona Extra, Megan: Black Cherry White Claw

After last episode's dive into the #SpeakingOut horror, we get back to basics with recaps of BTE and Dark. Megan takes us through Dynamite, Andy handles ratings and the news, and Jenny ponders "Barbera."

A special bonus episode, as we look at the shockwaves and early impact of this week's #SpeakingOut movement.

Topics this week include: the psychology of FTR's Twitter game; TONY GOD DAMN HAWK!; Matt Hardy in the harsh light of day; Ronda Rousey's acting chops; Puffy toilet seats, and much, much more!

Black Lives Matter

TYSON AND AUSTIN! TYSON AND AUSTIN! TYSON AND - whoops, Jericho? We've somehow ripped open a wormhole through time and space, sending us hurtling back to January of 1998! Everyone is older and less capable! There's a man literally named GOOCH. It's all extremely inadvisable, but join Jenny, Megan, and Andy as they try to wade through the Attitudinal muck on this week's Elite Beat!

Bonus episode time! Join us for a breezy, 80-minute chat about the ins and outs of AEW's latest pay per view offering!

GO HOME WEEK, Y'ALL! The Elite in (almost) full effect! Mox breakin' arms! Jenny tapping to the mighty WHITE CLAW two weeks running! More Tyson debate! And most bewildering of all? What on earth is AEW Heels?

A big week here at The Elite Beat. With Jenny tapping out early to the power of White Claw, it leaves Megan and Andy to deep dive on subjects such as; the money Vince McMahon left on the table with Chris Jericho; Bryan Danielson's lack of ambition; can we forgive Mike Tyson, and if we can, does that mean he deserves to be in the public eye; and of course, THE CLAW. Oh, and we talk about the week t...

And we are LIVE! Back in beautiful Jacksonville, Florida, Dynamite has returned to Daily's Place, and even a main event field trip to TIAA Bank Field! An incredible spectacle, a meme launched, and some Attitude Era bullshit to put a cherry on top! It's the Elite Beat!

Gather round for all the fun, frivolity, and tournament semifinals that can be had. This week on the show, we talk about gratitude, fish role models, play F/M/K with a trio of AEW big boys, and wonder aloud just what the Hell are mammals anyway? All of this enveloped by a healthy dose of righteous indignation! It's the Elite Beat! Check it out!

Week 8 million from the Undisclosed Location, so let's talk about grocery delivery and corked wine to get us through it! Plus, the value of building up stipulations on TV for weeks versus YouTube for two days. It's The Elite Beat! Happy birthday, Jenny!

Jenny, Megan, and Andy are BACK with the week that was in AEW. A marathon of Being the Elite, a thirty-minute world title match on Dynamite, and so much baseless speculation  on where the WWE cuttees are going to end up! It's the Elite Beat, so get with it!

Join us this week for a wide ranging discussion featuring giant Chris Sabin, the "win or don't come home" attitude in the Hager house, Scorpio Sky's reality dating show potential, and the state of the podcast's hair. All this, plus hentai! It's the Elite Beat!

It's a rough one this week, dear listeners. Something went wrong with the recording process and some of the show was lost. It's still very listenable, so please enjoy our recap of the April 1st edition of AEW Dynamite and all the mishegoss surrounding it. 

Send help, Matt Hardy is teleporting all over the damn place. Between that and the nature of the Star Trek canon, Jenny's ready to blow her top. Andy swears to God he's not a Trekkie, and Megan wants you all to remember that Scotty is in the first movie of the Kelvin timeline. Beam us all up, it's THE ELITE BEAT!

COVID season rages on in the Elite Beat universe, as we enter empty arena territory! Despite the questionable wisdom of running a live show at all, let alone having two big debuts in front of zero paying audience members, THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL! Brodie Lee, Matt Hardy, and a karaoke breakdown of "Judas" await you, dear listener, on this week's ELITE BEAT!

The winds of change are a-blowin' away on this week's Elite Beat. COVID-19 brings tidings of an indie wrestling recession, but perhaps a Golden Age of isolationist podcasting! Who will blink first on the fate of Wrestlemania; Vince McMahon, the city of Tampa, or the state of Florida? And of course, in AEW news, who wants Dynamite in a completely empty ampitheater!? If that sounds like a hot two ho...

Darby Allin takes aim at going below par with his +1 handicap. Chris Jericho makes an appeal for fair play among the sighted. Hangman Page shows his aptitude for sign language. Jenny still can't get over that damn neck tattoo. All this and more on an all new edition of The Elite Beat!