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Send us Fan Mail - Week after Halloween - Texas  Rangers Won The World Series! - Pan Blanco is Finally Not Rolling Dirty After 3 Years!! - Em' (Blanco's wife) Please STOP FEEDING the Racoons and Possums. - Pinkie Hard Time Survival Style Camping!! Um NOPE  - The Effinay's trip story about staying in a Meth House in Lubbock, Tx. Let's call it 8 guys no toilet paper! - Edward Mor...

Send us Fan Mail - Lets start this show off Sexy ... well Try To ?  - COW-"BOYS" ??  - "Okay Who Is Wearing the White Ban Tonight...Pecos Phil Or Steve??" - Frenching was not French kissing back in the 1800's - Top Dollar Wild Wild West Hoes Making How MUCH?!!? - Cross Dressing In the 1800's " What Do You MEAN HE WAS A WOMAN??" - Birth Control In The Wild We...

Send us Fan Mail -  WHO Told Their Sibling(s) That They Were Adopted And Meant It??!!   -  Pinkie Who The Hell Is John Johnson?? -  FRIGHT NIGHTS ORLANDO... The Price Scared Blanco And Spook! -  MEOW WOLF MORE LIKE OWE WOLF! $40 with a packed crowd ..NOPE! -  WULF Burgers  UNDER COVER Vampire Place? The Dude was Creepy and everything Blood Red with Techno Music - let's not forget the Romanian...

Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie is Back from her Orlando trip! - we have a new portable Podcast set uhat I just got in !! Zoom P4 awesomeness! - Covid bike buy and Hiking - Pinkie's Mom's dog  LAVONA?? lol cool - Rat Torture from the mid evil times to 2010!? WTF - Nasty Ass Jerod opening his mouth in prison for more than just a Subway Sandwich !! - This and a  whole lot of Effin' Mumble J...

Send us Fan Mail WOW !! SO much we talk about on this one that We just left this spot short and opened !!  - Peru, Miami , CUBAN Sandwiches !! Pan Blanco's chance to save people in Peru on a tour bus and he blows it!! lol - And A whole bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !! Believe me a whole lot of it!! 

Send us Fan Mail - TEX AVERY  the an who created the LOONEY TUNES graduated from North Dallas High School??  -  Daffy Duck & Bugs Bunny born in Dallas! umm yup!! - BigSpook's intervention?? WTF?? - Who fell asleep on the toilet??  - Did Spook MacGyver free electricity years ago?? ..UMM yo no abla !! - My Cousin Vinney ( Well Anthony) drops by from Oklahoma lets talk The Morning Crunch cre...

Send us Fan Mail - FREE TOPICS!! so we tend to talk about so much and have absolutely no particular topic!! UH OHH!  - PINKIE gets chased by an ostrich at the same place I got chased by an ostrich!! Evil ass birds. -  Trouble + CrunchCrew = FUN!!  And who the hell knows !!  -  UFOs in Stephensville, Texas? - All this and who knows what Effin' Mumble Jumble falls out.. stay tuned!!

Send us Fan Mail - Evil Women Killers series Serial Killer Kristen Gilbert - 305 murders but convicted for 4?? WTH?? - Pan Blanco once again talking about Depends Adult Diapers  - Pinkie brings a whole new meaning to Shit & Shower !!  - Reminiscing about Napoleon Dynamite "Vote For Pedro!" - Introducing another voice in Spook's Head - Dona Petra!! No mammes'! All this and a...

Send us Fan Mail - FREE TOPICS!! so we tend to talk about so much and have absolutely no particular topic!! UH OHH!  - PINKIE Lets one rip! well belch!! but ... well just listen . -  Trouble + CrunchCrew = FUN!! oh boyee! - All this and who knows what Effin' Mumble Jumble falls out.. stay tuned!!

Send us Fan Mail - Lets talk about the future & the past through the minds eye of some prophets who have been pretty spot on in the years. - Baba Vanga The Blind Bulgarian woman who has been more than 85% accurate with her predictions also Nostradamus and his predictions of 911 and President Kennedy's death. but he said this in 1555. - Blanco gives  Mitch McConnell 15 yrs. to live!! umm P...

Send us Fan Mail - You Better Knock Knock on Wood! -Vicks " Eh Vapour rub y ESprite" No Mames!!" (no-mah-mess) Mexican Grandmas put vapor rub on everything !! Feet , Chest, Neck, etc. - Never Touch A Womans Purse! ...And never ever put a purse on the floor. - WTF is a Sweet Potato Vendor?? And Why Do You Pull Your Pockets Inside Out WhenYou Hear Them Coming??  - Blanco, who the Eff&...

Send us Fan Mail - Times are a changing. - Has Blanco ever tasted crack?? Or is BigSpook the only one? And how did he taste it if he never has attempted to even try it? - My Guinea Pig Ex-Girlfriend - "What an Epiphany"  - Legally get high at work - well it happened once for Blanco! -  Pinkie reality check..." Spend hundreds of dollars for pills and possibly get hooked with no help...

Send us Fan Mail - Wrongful Convictions !! So many lives ruined and families destroyed. - Central Park 5  in prison as teens but found innocent years later there is no way to get back the years and life lost. - Chicago corrupt Commander Jon Burge and his crew tortured false confessions out of hundreds of men by  beating, suffocating, burning, and even using cattle prods and full on electrotorture...

Send us Fan Mail - WAIT It's NOT MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL?? but what?? .... - Walmart People watching on a date. LOL... don't judge!  - Is BigSpook mean? Or just straight forward? - FOE -Real!!  - Spook's daughter thinking she is in trouble when asked to come over ...so why not play with it !!  - Pan Blanco's sons'  roommate wow - Mexico confirmed alien mummies??  - And...

Send us Fan Mail - FROM MUSTACHE TO BEARD  "DAMN ITs BEEN THAT LONG?" and yup your getting stopped at airport security. - Pan Blanco dressed like a girl for Halloween, If I could just show the pic ughh!  - Steady Eddie getting hit on by a grown ass man when he was 12yrs. at a cousins Halloween party find out what happen. -  Seems like divorce makes men sleep in cars , we all 3 have  - St...

Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie "The Booger Eaters' Body Guard" ??  - Blockbuster Video "Please be kind and rewind!" (bitches) - Blanco the late Z Cavaricci trend setter  - Parents kicking us out of the house until sundown! - Which one of us poured lighter fluid on our cousin and set them on fire just to win a game of war in a creek ??  - OH a young boy's imagination - than...

Send us Fan Mail - What was Blanco's pick up lines ? And What are two of the best ones that should not have worked! - GA DAMN'UEL?? - NJ Bachelorette party- Why did the bride to be like me??Free drinks are free drinks!! - Pan Blanco's creepy hobo oil painted clowns he pops bought - Juggalos?? What Clowns !- John Wayne Gacy? -Is Paul Giamatti Pan Blanco? -Pinkie's black and whit...

Send us Fan Mail - STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT THEY CAN & CAN NOT DO ! PERIOD! - Religious Fallout  how things change when you open your minds eye! - 35 year old alter boy?? - PIRI REIS MAP- The Oldest MAP OF AMERICA? - TIME TRAVELERS - STORY TO GOOD TO BE TRUE ?OR CAN WE?

Send us Fan Mail - It took 14 years to meet... but oh how yall know each other - PINKIE'S daughter Bella and BigSpook's son Jojo They have been here before ! - How is highschool as a freshman these days  - Who is the better gamer or do they carry each other ? -Live poor long life? or Live rich short life? -All this and Blanco makes weird noises playing with the kids  and a whole Effin&ap...

Send us Fan Mail - Miles and miles of stretch roads between Houston & Galveston Texas is where  "The Road To Hell" lies with over 30 bodies - Why do most male killers use 3 names ? - Are women serial killers even more evil than male killers ? - "EVIL WOMEN KILLERS" Series starts with NANNIE DOSS - All this and a Effin' Scoop of Mumble Jumble!

Send us Fan Mail - The Silhouette in my door way - Crawling  niece or was it my niece? - Spirit in the backseat - Blanco's antiques and why did a ghost run through his hall? - What is Pinkie's intake on this subject? - Never ...EVER PLAY with a Ouija board .. EVER!! - This and many more Effin' Mumble Jumble !!  

Send us Fan Mail - So Is a hot dog  a sandwich? - What the hell is a "Good Times Van?" - PINKIE FINALLY WATCHED - Nacho Libre. (sorry Pinkie) - The Mexican lunchable fork through a hotdog(weenie) cooked on a gas stove  - How to make prison tamales ? - Chichén Itzá our Mayan experiences  when we went - The Cihuateteo: Aztec Vampires - And a whole lot of Effin' Mumble Jumble !!

Send us Fan Mail - Pan Blanco's food fetish with weenies'  - Pinkie makes up a new word "Hala-la weenie!" - Paying to poop! Well Shit! - Pan Blanco's reverse mugging - Ball hammock underwear. They suck ! - We finally talk about the strange things in the universe - And even more Effin' Mumble Jumble new info of the episode - and new disclaimer at the end of show

Send us Fan Mail - AC That Drummer how many bands does he whore for? - Underwear pockets for warm ketchup? - Pan Blanco complains about no having ass yet again - Will Pinkie & Blanco ever learn how say our sign off? - And whole lot more of Effin' Mumble Jumble new info of the episode - and new disclaimer at the end of show