The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk

My bartender decided not to show up, and it made me realize that maybe he's not that good of a bartender.  Three contestants come in to compete it the first ever "Great Bartender Off"  Enjoy!

Pete's home was attacked by a creature who pooped on his doorstep and it sent him into a hate spiral that can only be stopped by bringing back out the Jar of Hate.  Pete further clarifies his position on a number of campaign issues like, murdering animals that poop on your doorstep, we let Jared Fogel have it, finally let the world know that "good enough" is not good enough.

Pete announces his candidacy for Prime Minister of the great county of Canada!  Inspired by Donald Trump, Pete and the Dutch Hall crew welcome comedian, Tyler Shazma to the show to talk about how people want a new voice.  In addition, we talk stand-up comedy, Patrick Kane and here about a narrow escape from the law.

The Dutch Hall comes to you live this week from Turkey Point.  Pete spends the day canoeing down the river with his brothers and sisters and they stay awake long enough to challenge a returning Dave Charters to a gauntlet of meaningless games.  Spoiler Alert!  (someone takes a flying f@#k through a rolling doughnut.

In this week's episode, tries to turn over a new leaf by putting getting all of the things he hates off his chest, putting it in a jar and burying it in his back yard.  We talk about all sorts of evils, from reality TV to filthy Pandas.

Episode 84.  We inspired a group of young Tennessee girls to start their own podcast which is proof that we are changing the world!  We bring in a real live woman to the Hall and talk about all sorts of topics from the AshleyMadison.com hack to defending Bill Cosby.

Pete is on holidays so we kicked the show up a notch and really delivered a fantastic show.  The Dutch Hall crew take on issues like the world economy, Canada's recession and the theory that Caitlyn Jenner is faking this whole thing.  Enjoy!

We give the band the week off and honour the work horse of Live from the Dutch Hall, our bartender, Paul Van Dyk!  We hire a hot bartender to give Paul the day off and discuss such topics as, Jarrod from Subway's dirty secret, the real life "Up" story and we pitch a new show, "Kardashians in Catastrophes."

Episode 81.  The Dutch Hall crew complete with a studio audience the day after intense Canada Day celebrations to discuss what it means to be Canadian.  We also talk about the Kessel trade, Woman's soccer and how to ruin a cancer walk.

Episode 80!  The whole gang is back together and the band is surly!  Pete tries to settle them down enough to talk about A-Rod being crazy, Barack Obama doing a podcast and a sort of scissoring that we never considered.  And we welcome a new sponsor!

This week we celebrate 2 new champions, make sense of this mixed up muffled up shook up world, where white is black and boys are girls and basketball players have small penises or peni.

Episode 78.  We welcome former NHL enforcer, Ryan VandenBussche to the Dutch Hall to discuss his trips to Afghanistan and Kuwait to entertain the troops.  We also discuss the NHL playoffs, playoff beards and we try to get our bartender a Britney mic.

After scathing reviews, Pete gets the Dutch Hall team back together and welcome 2 great guests.  After finding out what the heck happened last week to the crew, Pete welcomes musician, Braden DeCooman and comedian, Tyler Shazma to the Hall to discuss what it's like to try to do something ridiculous with your life, the differences between Tyler and Shaq and what animals are alright to murder.

Pete sets the Dutch Hall up for romance and invites in his wife to talk about the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.  We also update our free pass list, Jane goes to confession and Pete consoles poor Eugenie Bouchard.

We try to clean up our material after last week and we invite in some tobacco farmers to bitch about how they can't plant yet.  Our farming talk somehow leads to hockey and we offend an entire species of people.

The Dutch Hall investigates the phenomenon that is, "F@*k Her In The P*$$y".  Pete comes out as a feminist, calls out the news for endangering young news ladies and tell some fish stories. 4a7pj59w

The Dutch Hall travels to the Okanagan Valley in British Columbia to celebrate Cinco de Mayo the way only Live From the Dutch Hall can.  We bring back some old friends to the show to explain the significance of May 5th, tell old fight stories and try to figure out what the Haitian Dwarf's problem is.

In this episode we retell the Dutch Hall excursion to the Yuk Yuk's show in Burford, Ontario and have one of the talents on the bill, comedian, Anthony Mlekuz, to call into the show.  We win back the Haitian Dwarf, extend an olive branch to the Rewster and give Frank D'Angelo what's coming to him.

The Dutch Hall heads to Bristol Motor Speedway for our April road show.  We take the listener through the experience of a NASCAR weekend and meet a few great people along the way.  Enjoy!

We welcome a great guest to the show the legend Yves Van Dijk!  We also are forced to cancel an interview with Dave Wilcox, which results in the Rewster walking off the show.  We have banker stories, canal jumping and of course Den Faakholsch!

The Dutch Hall crew traveled to the big city of Toronto and came back home to the sticks to tell the story.  Honestly I know I try to sell you shows every week, but this show was tons of fun.  Just Listen!

In this, the last Dutch Hall of Lent, we pull out all the stops and play the role of the devil and try to get Dave to end his path of self destruction, in Jesus' name, Amen.  Paul gets Lisa and Ryan VandenBussche to help him bar tend and we welcome a new visitor, Jill Dyke to the show. And we expose Dave as a huge fraud!

The Dutch Hall gets back to its roots and does and old fashion Dutch Hall audio show!  And we had a great crowd in the hall!  We talk about the Pope's new miracle, strippers in Saskatchewan, the creepiest kinks in the world and we find Jesus in a dog's butt!  High brow entertainment.

This is the high anticipated sequel to the most successful show in Live From the Dutch Hall history!  In this episode the Dutch Hall crew actually manage to get around to teaching you, step by step, how to quit your job.  We also talk about the difference between March Break and Spring Break, we unveil which member of the Dutch Hall has a vagina shaped wound and we introduce a new mystery guest!

The Dutch Hall welcomes Montreal based singer songwriter Milo McMahon to the show!  Milo opens with a World Premier of his new song, "Breeze" and then joins Nocturnal Emissions to play the theme song.  We discuss the current Dutch Hall curse, and then sit down with Milo to talk about his early years in Winnepeg, life in Ireland, getting started in the music business and tree planting. And if you m...