The Duke Leverage Show - A League of His Own

Duke flirts his way into a lawsuit, buckles under the reality of social norms on tv, hammer punches a pizza maker, gets therapy on MAFS, chokes on some worry beads, analyses his relatives, arrests a little person, gets groped on a dancefloor, loses the courting game and avoids women in the Mediterranean.

Duke puts on a vest, toasts the great cocksmen, worships a Liberian girl, breaks the Rules of Attraction, steals an Academy Award, weighs up the #MeToo teeter, punches consciousness into some drones, compares siblings, taps into migrant influence and the actor's madness

Duke loses a starter motor while picking up Aurora Di on the way to a murder, downs a dirty soy chai latte, gets bamboozled by an accent, remembers first meetings, fantasizes about an ideal life, wakes up in Coonabarabran, survives among some Australian wildlife, gets lost at Sesame Street, hunts down a gender unicorn and bids on a virgin.

Duke hooks up with Underbelly extraordinaire Alex Tsitsopoulos, gets locked in his mates' older brother's bedroom, sticks a nickname, gets recognized in public, pours over a budding film career, pits the Purple One against the Moonwalker, sells out his artistic integrity, Dunks a Chino and starts a food blog.

Duke gets some payment bling, forsakes a parking inspector, lets off some steam, takes a fantasy prison tour, explores the manifestos of mass shooters and the vanity underlay of the 21st century.

Duke has a bourbon with Tommy Hearns, gets his Holden Nova impounded and crushed, idolizes an Instagram model, takes a selfie with JT, remembers the days of DIY weekends in a European household and signs up to AirTasker

One year into MAGA, Duke goes head to head with the POTUS.

Duke buys some sporting merchandise, tucks into a petri dish beef burger, invests in water and dives into ice, floatation and climate change.

Duke goes to kindergarten, hits a club, picks a flag, puts up a poster, screams down a tennis ball, chokes in the jungle, sacks a ring girl and hoons around in a Suzuki Swift while jamming a P!nk classic

Duke bulldozes a house in the name of Chelsea FC, reads into winning friends and influencing people, adopts a snow leopard, throws Scott Pruitt into an asbestos pit, shoots a satellite out of the sky, explores the world of VR porn and consults a woman about her porn habits.

Duke blows up a Fastway truck in Knoxfield, tackles an ice hockey goalie, cooks a mud hen, defaces a public toilet, saves a kidnap victim, spots a serial killer, profiles a warehouse worker and gets Trump deported to a shithole country over his understanding of the American immigration system

Duke does some redesigning in HQ then skanks through a late 90's punk mosh, punches Fred Durst in the nuts, has a drink with Ashton Kutcher and Chingy, books a ticket to Oprah's inauguration, sleeps through an Australian comedy special, ducks during a celebrity presidential run, beats a guy up at the gym and confronts the flasher's psyche.

Duke filters through a mash of Real and Fake news, finds Jesus in a kebab, remembers Eminem's career, does a line of coke with Robbie Williams, hooks up with Tobey Maguire, winces at Hollywood miscasting, picks out a superpower and joins the homeless

Out of the gate in 2018, Duke chews through some warheads, drops relatives talking smack at Christmas, tampers with the Doomsday clock, spars with Khabib Nurmagomedov, trades away every franchise players, locks the salary cap, explores a bidet and beats Roger Federer down with a pack of Barilla pasta

Duke boards a yacht with Christopher Columbus, switches off his location settings, survives Black Friday sales, regresses into life expectations, douches it up with some manspreading, breastfeeds a teenager, changes his surname and maxes out his levels chasing Dim's car

At the Last Supper for 2017, Duke gets tangled up in a rat trap, sends Bobby to a village, drinks a gallon of extra virgin olive oil, turkey basted a pregnancy, watched an Arnie flick, sells a kidney through Christmas, buys a pallet of cheap, gets lost among changing technology, organizes a meeting with Billie Piper and Vitamin C and collapses under the weight of multi-national conglomerates.

Duke cheats at a video game, makes some micro transactions, dropkicks parents suffering through the FOKMA epidemic, raises a hand at unruly kids, stands up to parenting diplomacy, suffers through a splinter, scarfs some peasant staples, salutes Charles Robert Jenkins, loads the jukebox with some Christmas cheer and fumbles through the hang ups of unrealistic standards of pornography

Duke chugs down some synthetic alcohol, eats a vape, bottles his own water, treks out to the Earth's poles, sets up a home in isolation and kills everyone on Survivor.

Duke bangs out a ballad at Eurovision, revisits the trip of glam to grunge, meets Bobby at Boronia dirt mall, downloads everything off Wikipedia, hires a local gigolo, fakes a death, tackles the Santa myth, dunks a kids head in a toilet, drags Bobby through the Gully, mulls over rage inducers on the road and roadside tales

Duke does some coke with Pitbull and Akon, guzzles a dozen bottles of soda, tonic and mineral water, parties with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, loses his marbles at Disneyland, laments over the past summer cricket derbies, lobs a Frisbee and collapses on the 1000 steps

Duke looks into the theory of redistribution, takes a trip to Atlantis, the seven ancient wonders of the world, Easter Island, the Burj, cracks down the Libyan slave trade, talks down a greyhound, narcs in Steven Russell, fists up against Milo Yiannopoulos and looks at apathy against anarchy.

Duke changes a radiator, steals a sex doll, talks a bloke through anxiety, drops a load on Ben McCormack, moves in with an android in Saudi Arabia, starts hooking in the Australian Defence Force, has a beer with Billy Bush, celebrates euthanasia, remembers Tommy Morrison, packs in the BMI standard, buries Don Burke and the Channel 9 boys club in a shallow pit and dry heaves at some social faux pas...

Duke deals with mortality rates, biases in media, parental fear then backs up Sam Dastyari, airs some dirty laundry, buys some lingerie, channels Haile Selassie, flips up some accents, runs another leg of his parenting playbook and lowers the boom on the big secrets.

Duke beats down a tune with the naked cowboy breaks a bottle of champagne on the Same Sex Marriage bill, applies for citizenship in Thailand, loses big on the Australian economy, avoids being drafted into World War 10 and dances with Nikos Kazantzakis around the conspiracy of life

Duke flies around the grand designs of sustainability in the 21st century, Bobby's high brow tastes in porn, raising a child around Internet, survives a 2017 Adam Sandler movie, forms of child abuse, leaving prison, felons on social media, takes a trip through the supernatural, swoons over some illusionists and tackles transgender bashing and the idolizing of socialites