The Drunk Take

Break down of the AD trade

Welcome back to The Drunk Take — where the takes are scorching, the drinks are ice cold, and the sports talk gets unfiltered. Grab a beer (or three), pull up a chair, and join the homies as we get lit talking the biggest stories in sports. In this episode we’re going full send on: Super Bowl breakdown — Patriots vs Seahawks: low-scoring slugfest or blowout? Keys to victory, Sam Darnold implosion w...

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Welcome to The Drunk Take – the sports podcast where the takes are scorching hot and the drinks stay ice cold! Grab a beer, pour some bourbon, or line up a shot... it's time to get lit with the homies live from the Drunk Take studio. In this episode, the crew recaps an absolutely wild college football playoff weekend (Miami shocking Ole Miss! Indiana pantsing Oregon!), previews the massive Ind...

Join the Discord to keep the discussion flowing https://discord.gg/9e4zvuErGrab a cold one and join the homies in the Drunk Take Studio as we break down the absolute madness in college football! CFB Transfer Portal Drama: Demond Williams bolts Washington just days after signing a massive deal – LSU tampering rumors, Big Ten backing legal action, and why these "contracts" mean nothing in...

Grab a cold one and settle in with the homies on the Drunk Take the Sports Podcast, where the takes are scorching hot and the drinks are ice-cold! In this laid-back, slightly medicated episode, the boys battle the sniffles while breaking down a wild weekend in football. They kick things off with the College Football Playoff semis: Ole Miss shocking Georgia behind an unreal performance from Trinida...

Grab a cold one and buckle up for the Drunk Takes Sports Podcast – where the takes are scorching hot, the drinks are ice-cold, and the filter is permanently broken. Live from the Drunk Tank studio, these homies recap the week’s chaos with zero apologies: HIV jokes in under a minute, Norm Powell worship, calling LaMelo an “entertainer, not a basketball player,” debating if Draymond Green > Scott...

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Welcome to Drunk Take the Sports Podcast – where the takes are unfiltered fire, the drinks are flowing, and we're calling it like we see it, no apologies. Grab your favorite poison (beer, bourbon, eggnog spiked with whatever gets you through family time), pull up a chair, and join the homies live from the Drunk Take studio. We're breaking down the week's NBA chaos – from Christmas Day...

The homies are back in the Drunk Takes studio with ice-cold takes and even colder drinks! We kick things off with the Dolphins benching Tua Tagovailoa – is his NFL career over, or just time to ride off into the sunset? We break down Miami's mess, why it's time to blow it up (sorry Tyreek & McDaniel), and whether Achane is their best trade chip. Then we dive into NBA chaos: Knicks win t...

The boys are back in the Drunk Take studio going full send on Diego Pavia turning from lovable underdog to "F the voters" villain after Mendoza snags the Heisman. We roast the salty runner-up, dive into wild transfer portal news (DJ Lagway, Dylan Raiola hitting the market?), break down Navy's clutch Army-Navy win, OU vs Bama playoff hype, NFL insanity (Josh Allen miracles, Trevor Law...

Grab your bourbon and a barf bag. The boys are hammered and roasting the Buccaneers for the most pathetic clock-management meltdown of the season while Kirk Cousins turns into 2018 Prime Brady on their souls. Todd Bowles drops an all-time F-bomb tirade, TJ Watt gets acupuncture’d into the IR, Philip Rivers crawls out of retirement looking like your drunk uncle, and we argue how Diego Pavia might g...

Welcome to the Drunk Take – where the takes are hotter than Sherrone Moore’s executive assistant and the beers are colder than Michigan’s playoff chances. Today the boys are absolutely sauced and spiraling over:BREAKING: Sherrone Moore just got fired for clapping his (much younger, very white) staffer – we’ve got the tea, the deactivated IG, and the “I’m not leaving” Wolf of Wall Street meltdown T...

Crack a cold one and stumble into the Drunk Take studio where the takes are scorching and the livers are dying. We rip apart the absolute circus that is the CFP bracket: Notre Dame throwing a tantrum and opting out of pastries, the ACC tiebreakers screwing everyone, and one unhinged host swearing OU is gonna curb-stomp Alabama again on their way to the natty (book it, cowards). Then we torch the N...

Grab a cold one and pull up a chair — the homies are already half-lit and breaking down the wildest weekend in sports. Conference championship madness, playoff bubble drama, North Texas vs Tulane in the rain, PJ George Washington nightmares, Giannis trade rumors, LeBron’s ironman streak dying for a Rui buzzer-beater, NASCAR lawsuits, F1 title fights, and a whole lotta bourbon-fueled tangents. If y...

NEW DRUNK TAKES POD JUST DROPPED AND IT’S ABSOLUTE CHAOS The boys are back ice-cold beers in hand and the takes are SCALDING: The CFP committee is actually high on 4th-down aggression (Alabama jumped Notre Dame… because guts??) Hunter Yurachek called Arkansas “broke” IN FRONT OF THE DONORS and still has a job Lane Kiffin is aura-farming, lying to recruits, and playing the victim like a pro Penn St...

Grab your bourbon, crack a cold one, and stumble into The Drunk Take — where the takes are hotter than a gas station hot dog and the drinks never stop flowing. This week the boys are absolutely hammered on college football madness: Lane Kiffin bolts Ole Miss for LSU (match made in petty heaven), Twitter turns into a war zone, Marty Smith gets held hostage, and the coaching carousel spins so fast i...

The boys are absolutely sauced and unhinged for Rivalry Week We’re talking: Lane Kiffin quoting Ludacris & Mobb Deep while torching his own AD after beating Mississippi State 38-19 Is Kiffin staying or bolting to LSU? The deadline is REAL Ohio State vs Michigan keys with Buck Nut in the building – “Stop trying to prove we’re tougher than them!” Heisman race coming down to the Big Ten Champions...

The boys are already half a bottle deep on Thanksgiving Eve and the takes are SCORCHING hotter than the oven. We absolutely COOK The Ringer’s Top 100 (Aaron Gordon 35th? Norm Powell disrespected at 46? Jalen Brunson top 10??), argue if Chet Holmgren is the most overrated young star in the league, debate if Coop Flagg already makes Mavs fans feel okay about losing Luka, celebrate Brian Kelly gettin...

Grab a cold one and pull up — the boys are back in the Drunk Take Studio going full send on everything that happened this weekend. Timestamps 0:00 – Intro & Superman that hoe nostalgia 1:34 – Oregon barely survives USC, are the Ducks frauds? 5:04 – OU’s defense carries a dead running-back room vs Missouri 11:46 – Diego Pávez Heisman campaign goes nuclear (537 of Vandy’s 550 yards ) 15:26 – Kan...

Where the takes are always hot, the drinks are ice-cold, and nobody’s scared to say what they really think after a few pops. Live from the Drunk Take studio, the homies crack open beers, bourbon, and whatever else is in the fridge while breaking down the week in college football, NBA drama, wild trade rumors, and whatever else is blowing up the timeline. Expect unfiltered rants about OU Sooners fo...

Two homies, zero filter. Double Prunk and Carlos are back on a Wednesday with the smoothest intro in podcasting (people pay big money for this voice, allegedly) to break down everything NBA and a little college football chaos. We’re talking: LeBron’s perfectly scripted return against the Jazz Skinny Luka cooking with Austin Reaves and making Lakers fans feel… feelings DeAndre Ayton quietly having...

Drunk Takes boys are back with special guest host Bucknut filling in like an absolute legend on zero notice. We’re breaking down everything from a wild college football weekend: OU’s defense shows up HUGE in Tuscaloosa and keeps finding ways to win ugly (Hard to Kill szn is real) Georgia puts Texas in a body bag in the second half – the Dawgs are waking up at the perfect time Texas A&M survive...