Matt Campen

The Drunk and The Ugly

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RPG Actual Play by the Toughest 'round these Parts.

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Matt Campen

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Leisure

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drunkandugly.com

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2024

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Episodes

Little Fears Session 13 – Sucrose Park (Part 1) 01.02.2013

Having survived their grossest adventure, the Apple Court kids managed to succeed against the foe turning local kids into chocolate. Easter weekend was accomplished, and from there, the rest of the school year. Good report cards and good behaviors mean that when school ends, it’s time for a celebratory roadtrip to the Most Radical Place on Earth (TM). Sucrose Park awaits; cloaked in splendor...

To Hell and Back Finale – Revelations 28.01.2013

The manor is insidious, constantly setting its inhabitants on the edge of madness. Gene and Nicky have so far heroically resisted, but how long can they hold out? They attempt an escape, only to find that they should have read the fine point in their contracts. The time of midnight is drawing close. Can the children keep their heads – and their souls? PLAYERS Nate – Nicole “Nicky...

Complete Bull$#!@ – Crossover Megamix! 25.01.2013

In the REALM OF LIGHT AND SHADOW, a universe that is just next door to our own, a great conflict is overflowing. The GREAT EMPEROR GUNCAT, beloved ruler of all the land, has been stricken by a curse. His GREAT MEOW has been stolen by the insidious forces of the FELINE SHADOW, a terrible and evil creature who has ripped open the door between universes, and will stop at nothing to destroy everything...

To Hell and Back Session 2 – Everything is Terrible 21.01.2013

Dawn is breaking, and Gene and Nicky have survived the night. They fought off a strange monster who appeared to be made of hamburger, and began uncovering the keys to the secrets of the manor. The keys correspond to several of the locked doors. Now Gene and Nicky have to investigate as much as possible while the sun is still shining. Because when night falls, the orphanage is fair game for the mon...

Little Fears Session 12 – Death By Chocolate (Part 2) 18.01.2013

The Apple Court Easter Egg hunt has turned deadly, and claimed two victims. The victims consumed incredibly enticing chocolate eggs, and were dissolved into dripping black pools of chocolate. Someone has planted these eggs, deliberately dooming whoever eats them to a horrific death. It’s up to the Apple Court kids to track them down and put a stop to it. Can they find the killer and stop him...

To Hell and Back Session 1 – Orientation 14.01.2013

Welcome to Ellerbe’s Manor for Wayward Children. I’m sure you signed your contract, but did you read the fine print? Oh, don’t worry about the locked doors and the barred windows: they’re there for your protection. The Manor is here for you, and so are its caretakers and staff. Of course, they only come at night. Can you survive until the stroke of midnight? PLAYERS Nate &#...

The Drunk and the Newsies – 1/9/2013 12.01.2013

YO INTERNET, WASSUP?! Look, it’s only been a month since last we posted!  WE CAN DO THIS MONTHLY POSTING THING!  Also thanks to Sean for our shiny intro! First off,  we recently finished Monster ISS, we’re going to post a short Little Fears interlude by Charlie, followed by Prominence, SC, a street-level Batman-inspired Wild Talents campaign. Secondly,  your voice was heard last month,...

Little Fears Session 11 – Death By Chocolate (Part 1) 11.01.2013

After surviving the harrowing gauntlet of Polybius, the Apple Court kids have to deal with the aftermath: being grounded. Grim Grey’s noble effort to claim protection over his town via spray paint was horribly misinterpreted, and now he’s suffering for his art. The strange occurrences in Apple Court are far from over. Side Chatter Manda – Grim Grey Matt – Virginia Stewart H...

Road Trip Session 24 – Are You There, Witch? (Part 2) 07.01.2013

The Road Trip crew survived their cross country drive, and arrived in the horrific state of Kansas. Daniel whipped up a tornado and the crew arrived in Oz. There they discovered an abandoned kingdom, filled with trash and the detritus of a new, modern age. The cult is attempting to gain control over Oz. The crew has to stop them before it’s too late! PLAYERS Sean –  Max Chang Alex &#82...

Little Fears Session 10 – Polybius (Part 6) 04.01.2013

The last time the Apple Court gang descended into Polybius, they fought the Empress – who separated lovers from their heads – and Fortune, who set out to torture Mette with her own past. They stand in front of a giant three-dimensional maze. The Moon is above them, the Sun below. The end of Polybius lies ahead. Can the kids survive to the final level? Side Chatter Manda – Grim Gr...

Monsters and Other Childish Things – The Devil’s Bazaar 31.12.2012

It’s May, 1997 in a suburb of New Orleans. Three young friends have just gotten their weekly allowance, and they’re looking for ways to spend it. Danny’s father has just put the finishing touches on a new tree-clubhouse: summer is beginning, and it looks bright as can be. That is, until Danny’s younger brother runs away from home. Danny, Felix, and Alpha race out into the w...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Finale 28.12.2012

The minotaur in the labyrinth looms above our heroes. Its roar is still echoing. Down in the deep, a battle is beginning that will decide the fate of all of Troy. Can this unlikely band of juvenile delinquents survive and triumph, before all is lost? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of Monster ISS! Zach – Fenix Phibrizzo Manda – Julie Williams Charlie – Yuji Koury Matt &#8211...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 10 24.12.2012

Everything’s gone to hell. Yuji’s headed to the basement, alone. The rest of the kids are scrambling to solve their problems. The strange events rooted under the High School are barreling to a climax. Fenix, Julie, Yuji, and Keith have to stop Sid Florence and survive the basement before it’s too late. Side Chatter Zach – Fenix Phibrizzo Manda – Julie Williams Charlie...

Little Fears Session 9 – Polybius (Part 5) 21.12.2012

The Apple Court kids have acquired a new set of cheat codes. They saved Ginny, and a few of the other neighborhood kids who had been taken by Polybius. Sledding adventures were had as a reward, and a much needed break from the horrific game. Despite having saved their friends, the new cheat codes mean their task isn’t finished yet. The game has to be played. It has to be beaten. Side Chatter...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 9 17.12.2012

Part of the labyrinth has been conquered. Jared and Rebecca were rescued, and Brittney was coerced out, before the monster haunting the labyrinth drove them out. It’s investigation time again. A strange stalker has been contacting Julie online, and Sid Florence is suspicious. But in the meantime it’s started snowing, and school has been canceled. A November trip is in Julie’s imm...

Little Fears Session 8 – Polybius (Part 4) 14.12.2012

Polybius continues to hound the nightmares of the Apple Court kids. Mette’s gone tower climbing, and the brave heroes have hacked and slashed their way through the castle. They’ve acquired some sweet loot and they find themselves in front of yet another ornate, enormous door. Polybius still has hold of some of their friends, and the looming threat of Ginny being kidnapped is hanging ov...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 8 10.12.2012

November has begun. With it, the only leads our protagonists are left with is a vague association of the strange events to the ubiquitous MegaCorp. It’s time to start taking drastic measures: raiding the janitor’s closet for clues. Time is running out to solve this mystery, and the weight of several people’s lives is falling upon the shoulders of the high schoolers trapped in ISS...

Little Fears Session 7 – Polybius (Part 3) 07.12.2012

It’s Sunday, and it’s time to manipulate Jenna’s mom into driving the gang back to the arcade. There is more Polybius to be played: the Apple Court kids have acquired a new passcode, and they have to use it as quickly as possible. Because for some reason Polybius is kidnapping and using their friends and neighbors. It’s up to the Apple Court gang to save their friends. Side...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 7 03.12.2012

The Troy County High School has some ominous roots. All of the strange occurrences lead back to a mystic labyrinth that is somehow connected – psychically and physically –  to the school. The kids were dragged down into the labyrinth and were shockingly attacked by a monster. At least two of their schoolmates are still trapped down in the strange dungeon. Can the ISS kids rescue them b...

The Drunk and the Newsies – 11/29/2012 02.12.2012

Hello there internet! It’s been a while since last we spoke, but I can assure you we are here and we are back with more (and hopefully regular) news! First off, Sordid Dystopia, that wondrous book we talked about publishing almost a year ago:  Editing and layouts are done, and we’re currently hiring artists to fill this with all the beautiful pictures of EVERYTHING. Secondly, our forum...

Little Fears Session 6 – Polybius (Part 2) 30.11.2012

An awesome birthday party was held at the roller rink, and a large multiplayer game was played. That night, the Apple Court kids woke up in a strange videogame world, and were forced to fight a frog monster. They’ll have to continue in the game: the only way out is forward. Can these brave warriors fight their way to freedom from the tyranny of Polybius? Side Chatter Manda – Grim Grey...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 6 26.11.2012

It’s another Wednesday, and Keith continues to be in an un-abducted state. Whatever force is kidnapping kids, it seems to be biding its time. Keith has some important news, and of course everyone else is more worried about relationship drama. But things are starting to come down to the wire, here. Can the delinquents solve the mystery before they’re swept away by it? Side Chatter Zach...

Little Fears Session 5 – Polybius (Part 1) 23.11.2012

After some time in the hospital, we go from scary times to happy ones.  It’s Grim’s birthday, and all the Apple Court kids are invited!  Party at the local skating  rink.  Skating, cake, and videogames for all.  What could possibly go wrong? Side Chatter Manda – Grim Grey Matt – Virginia Stewart Hannah – Alice Gloeckner Charlie – Joel Gloeckner Sam – Jenna...

Mrs Frieda’s Side Stories – Monster ISS Session 5 19.11.2012

After a harrowing pizza party and bus adventure home, it’s time for the weekend. Forecast for juvenile delinquents: slacking, with a side of shopping. Julie’s on the hunt for new contacts, Yuji has relationship troubles, Fenix is bumming around, and Keith is well…Keith. Everything’s as status quo as it’s going to be.  For now… Side Chatter Zach – Fenix Phi...

Little Fears Session 4 – The Long Way Home (Part 2) 16.11.2012

Kieren Crosby has been a missing child for 12 years. If this kid is really who he says he is, where has he been? What happened to him? Joel’s theory, of course, involves aliens. Discovering the truth is going to be quite a bit more complicated than that. Can the children of Apple Court unravel the strange mystery surrounding this boy? Side Chatter Manda – Grim Grey Matt – Virgini...

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