The Drunk and The Ugly

In August of 2013, Drunk and Ugly Headquarters was taken over by a fervent desire. We required additional pylons. Once built, we got pretty drunk and we played a pretty silly game. 1000 Blank White Cards is a feast of entertainment for the discerning adult. It features cards made up on the spot, with hilarious rules, hellaciously terrible drawings, and is, in the end, always rigged. Score Sheet &n...

After five days in space, the Russian psychics have confirmed that the Earth is still present, and they are still in space. Things are getting a bit stir-crazy inside. Luckily, their destination is in sight, and their mission is about to truly begin. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov. Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project. Possesses the abilit...

Meanwhile, high above America, a crew of tired, sore, and badly beaten youths fly home.  Troy is ahead, surrounded and on the brink of war. Their last moments of peace are found here. A homecoming is arranged. A date planned. Thunderclouds bloom ahead. A city is waiting for its reinforcements. Side chatter PLAYERS James – Tim Rodgers Nate – Emma Vaerbond ,  Etsu Hikane Sam – Geor...

Six young adults are stuck in a tiny capsule, floating through space for five days. The moon is somewhere in front of them, their mission awaiting. The kids will have to put their hasty training to use in order to keep the ship operational and to be sure that their long journey in the night doesn’t come to an unfortunate early end. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha&#82...

Having made the decision to stand and fight, the ragtag defenders of Troy must team together and find some way to defeat a monumental government agency and their killer death robots. And for some, this will be the final moment of peace. A chance to say things unsaid. A chance to be kids, for just one more day. Side chatter PLAYERS James – Tim Rodgers Nate – Emma Vaerbond ,  Etsu Hikane...

After several very long subjective time dream minutes, the Russian psychics have finished their training and are ready for their space mission. Now, they must travel to the Cosmodrome and board the rocket that awaits them. The Moon is calling their name. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov. Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project. Possesses the ab...

Troy is being infiltrated. Out of the corner of the eyes of those who are touched by the supernatural, quiet men with blank faces are appearing everywhere. The men in black have come to Troy, and they have come to kill. All of the pieces are in place. They are beginning to make their final moves. Side chatter PLAYERS James – Tim Rodgers Manda  –  Julie Williams Matt –  Caleb &#82...

An international conflict plagues the Project:  American satellites dispatched to the moon have moved close enough to being scanning the surface and detecting the Project’s installations. These satellites are not mere scientific probes, they are weapons launched by an enemy organization known as the Monster Investigation Bureau. With other agents on pressing assignments, it rests on the youn...

On a long road across America, a motley crew of apocalypse surviving robots are searching for the last remaining settlement of humans. Their journey is tipped upside down upon the discovery of a set of tire tracks outside of an abandoned town. Side Chatter PLAYERS Hannah –  Hartley the Buck Josh – D0-Z4R Manda – Baby The Robot Owl Nate – R053 Charlie – ComedyBot #5

After being abducted for training, Sasha and Cherry return to the base, to find that their work is not yet done. It’s time to put all of their training to use. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov.  Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project.  Possesses the ability of chronomanipulation. Manda – Anitchka Sylvestrova.  Died once before in a...

Finally, the end has come. Eld, having stopped the city’s complete and utter destruction, takes a moment to smile as he plunges to the street below. Leviathan has arisen. It’s up to Scott and his traveling companions to fight and defeat the monstrosity. Can they plunge into hell and come back alive? Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda – Manny Matt – Scott Valle Nate – Emma Vae...

Another flashback. The base is quiet. Anitchka has accidentally stolen a clock, and is now off to explore the base and make new friends. Interesting mysteries await her. PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov.  Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project.  Possesses the ability of chronomanipulation. Manda – Anitchka Sylvestrova.  Died once before in a car acci...

The kids are knee deep in the brainwashed governmental murder men. Their only ally is an AI whose loyalty is dubiously programmed. It will take all of their brain power and planning and more than their fair share of luck to make it out alive. PLAYERS Manda – Manny Matt – Scott Valle Nate – Emma Vaerbond Charlie – Nele Zach – Eldridge Tsukimono

The continuity of project PIXIE finds itself smack-dab in the middle of another flashback. A mission to St. Petersburg has gone wrong, somehow. The psychic operatives of PIXIE regain consciousness in an apartment they don’t recognize, having lost their memory of what they were doing. The psychics must gather their memories and pierce together evidence in order to save themselves and complete...

The thrilling downhill slide into completely awful experiences for Scott and his compatriots has momentarily plateaued. Scott and Nele are being held in confinement by the secretive organization that runs the base, while Eld works as quickly as he can to hatch a plan to break them out. Meanwhile, Manny finds himself continuously plunged into worse and worse situations. Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda &...

Happy 300th AP everyone! We flashback to just after the mold attack. Sasha and Cherry spend some bonding time together in the wake of the dire situation that unfolded in the base. Unfortunately, you never stop training when you work for the Motherland. And now Sasha and Cherry will find themselves tossed out into the wilderness to survive on their own. PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha&#...

Eld and Kageko, along with the help of the mysterious Zero, infiltrated a secret research installation in Ithaca. They ran smack into a running battle between security and the base’s test subjects. They were forced to hide out with the help of the base’s AI – Ellie. Meanwhile, the rest of the group continued their investigation. Tempers rose, and Manny and Eddie ran off. Things a...

The Kaiju threat to the Pacific Rim was thought to be contained – until a new rift opens, and a new generation of un-bloodied Jaeger teams have to charge into the fray and defend the world. Side Chatter PLAYERS Matt and Sam – Patricia “Patty” Patterson and Clarence Crane, Team D anger Shark . Nate and Manda – Rosa Bingly and Vincent Bingly.  Team Horror Business . Jam...

It turns out that Ithaca, Alaska, is riddled with danger and secrets. There is a brooding presence hulking off the coast of the city. Meanwhile, the group has split up to investigate Scott’s family history and the town itself while Scott delves deeper into the magical abilities he has discovered. Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda – Manny Matt – Scott Valle Nate – Emma Vaerbond Cha...

Last time, the Russian psychics got in deep. The project is sending in a one-woman backup team. Sasha must race against time to rescue her friends and comrades in arms from a horrific fate. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov. Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project.  Possesses the ability of chronomanipulation. Manda – Anitchka Sylvestrova....

Scott has returned to a home he never knew. The journey is over, but the adventure isn’t done. Now he must tear a city apart in order to find any trace of his history, and survive the worst that MegaCorp can throw at him. Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda – Manny Matt – Scott Valle Nate – Emma Vaerbond Charlie – Nele Zach – Eldridge Tsukimono

The psychic team finished their dream training, passing with flying colors. They’ve all reconvened – except for Mikhail. Who seems to be missing. There is no rest for the psychically gifted and patriotic youth. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Sasha” Lagunov. Athletic tomboy. Pressed into service with The Project.  Possesses the ability of chronomanipulation. Ma...

The final leg of the Alaska journey is in progress, the bus now full of slightly awkward tension and with one hundred percent more legendary swords. The border crossing out of Canada is dead ahead. Beyond, Juno and the truth. Scott is close to finally knowing his family’s history and the secret of his existence. Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda – Manny Matt – Scott Valle Nate – E...

Previously, the PIXIE facility had an infiltrator who was after the organization’s secrets. Mikhail and Anitchka confessed their feelings for each other, and no one was surprised. In the days following the intrusion, the psychics recover and are introduced to a new method of warfare. They will learn to delve deep into dreams and return, laden with secrets. Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – A...

Mt. Pleasant was saved, even if not from the desecration of its innocence. The group has moved on – their full destination ahead. But there is a moment of nightmare in store. Their new location is imbued with darkness. There, a traveler waits – a Wanderer in the Dark. Following him will lead the group onto a path that will change their lives forever. Side Chatter PLAYERS Manda – ...