Allan Smith

The Doric Express

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OK here's how this works loons and quines. I currently BUY a Press and Journal every day. So you don't have to. You're already ahead by £2.10 a day! I read out some of the stories in it, in my own dialect, which is doric, the language of the NE of Scotland. The stories could be about anything that catches my eye. Local stories from Aberdeen or Aberdeenshire. Except Maud and Lumphanan as nothing ever happens in those places. Stories from the UK. London, Norwich, Alnwick or other villages like that. Stories from around the world, Australia, Canada, United States etc. Listen. Enjoy. Subscribe!

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Allan Smith

Episodes

News from the P&J today, 18/6/21 18.06.2021 7:32

A wee tour through the stories in the P&J today, picked at random and condensed and translated into Doric by your dedicated team here at the Doric Express! Enjoy.

Stories from 17/6/21 Now on Google podcasts, Spotify and Anchor.fm. coming to Apple soon! 17.06.2021 7:31

A wee suppy stories for your listening pleasure, or displeasure, depending on your mood. Happy or grumpy.

Stories from the P&J 16/6/21 - in Doric. 16.06.2021 7:41

A few stories from the award winning regional paper of the year, the P&J. If you like this podcast, send it to your pals wherever they are! If you don't like it, try, try, try again would be my suggestion!

Wee stories fae the P&J today, the 15th of June 2021 15.06.2021 7:56

A few little bits of news from the P&J, condensed for easy digestion by people who are not really interested but have nothing better to do! Subscribe today! You might grow to love it!

Wee snippets from the P&J on 14th June 2021 Now on Google Podcasts! 14.06.2021 6:26

Wee stories that are lifted from the P & J that you might not always read, and after you've listened to this, you'll realise why, or perhaps you'll like the mix of interesting stories in Doric and become a convert?

A wee suppy stories oot o the P&J today, the 12th of June 2021 12.06.2021 5:58

A few snippets from the local paper, the award winning Press and Journal. Heavily sliced and diced to ensure no yawning, only fever pitched excitement at what's coming next. He lied.

The Doric Express (Trailer) 11.06.2021 0:59

A few highlights of the news as chosen by me, today the 11th June 2021 11.06.2021 7:21

A few local, and international, but maistly local news stories, made into bite sized doric segments, think of it as a buttery cut into quarter, for folk with short attention spans, and who quite probably have a lot better things to do!

Wee stories from the land of the Doric speakers. 10.06.2021 6:37

Snippets of stories from the P&J today the tenth of June 2021, severely cut back to maintain the listeners attentiveness and avoid ony snoring noises later in the episode. All criticism unwelcome, but if you must, let me know where you think I could do better....

A few bits and pieces from the P&J today the ninth of June, 2021. 09.06.2021 5:34

If you are rubbish at reading, or mibbe a bit on the blin side, or if your attention span is limited, this is a great way for you to keep abreast of the big news in Doric land.

A wee puckly snippets from the P&J today the 8th of June in the year of our Lord 2021. 08.06.2021 5:31

A brief glimpse of some news items in the P&J today, described in Doric and drastically abridged as I ken fine maist folks attention span is very very small. Especially fan it comes till rubbish like this!

07/06/21 - The Doric Express. EPISODE 1. 07.06.2021 4:38

A few stories from today's paper, (today it's the local P&J) very top line and brief and described to you in my own tongue, Doric, which is the language of NE Scotland, and as long as I have breath, hopefully for a few years yet, this is the way I'll communicate.