Allan Smith
The Doric Express
OK here's how this works loons and quines. I currently BUY a Press and Journal every day. So you don't have to. You're already ahead by £2.10 a day! I read out some of the stories in it, in my own dialect, which is doric, the language of the NE of Scotland. The stories could be about anything that catches my eye. Local stories from Aberdeen or Aberdeenshire. Except Maud and Lumphanan as nothing ever happens in those places. Stories from the UK. London, Norwich, Alnwick or other villages like that. Stories from around the world, Australia, Canada, United States etc. Listen. Enjoy. Subscribe!
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Episodes
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 22nd of October 2021 22.10.2021 10:18
HMT show cancelled due to HGV driver crisis/New supermarket planned for Stonehaven/Wild weather sinks creel boat in Portsoy harbour/Laura Kuenssberg "in talks" to step down as BBC political editor/New master blender appointed at Johnnie Walker whisky/Scottish cricketers success at T20/Dodds praises Raith Rovers footballing ability are all mentioned in today's Doric Express
A few random stories from today's P&J on the 21st of October 2021 21.10.2021 11:30
Homeowners to face big bills in green revolution/Food waste has huge impact on climate, but people are unaware/Alan Carr to present Royal Variety Performance/Beano exhibition in London is a real joy/Aberdeen triplets celebrating 70th birthday/ Manchester United in yet another stunning comeback. All get a wee mention in today's Doric Express.
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 20th of October 2021 20.10.2021 11:43
NE cluster plan rejected, for now, by Westminster/Brewdog in solid gold can advertising error/Aberdeen festive Village to return/Apple weekender returns to the Barn at Banchory/Frank Sinatra loses top spot as most requested funeral song with My Way/Dons boss Glass to stick with starting 11 are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening.
A wee selection of varying interest stories from today's P&J on the 19th of October 2021 19.10.2021 11:56
Request for army to help NHS/Clan need an army of helpers for Light The North finale/Torphins robber jailed after bungled operation/Elvis drummer dies aged 83/Loch Ness very popular on Instagram says Scots University study (really?)/Chairman backs Dons manager Glass (uh oh) all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening. Tell a pal. Subscribe. Leave a glowing review! Cheers
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 18th of October 2021 18.10.2021 12:05
Fraserburgh creel fisherman missing after upturned boat found/Oldmeldrum swimming pool plan at home of Father of Tropical medicine/Kintore railway station well used during first year/Gin festival planned for P&J Arena next year/Scotland's top school chef misses out on UK title/Dons dismal run continues....all get a mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening. Tell a pal! Cheers
A wee suppy stories from the P&J on 16th October 2021 17.10.2021 13:51
MP's security scrutiny after murder/Football that cuts fat set for Aberdeen/School principals anguish over historic abuse cases/Kilo the Spaniel to join search team with police/full time whale spotter job on offer!/Cameron Norrie becomes UK no 1 are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening
A wee suppy stories from today's P&J on the 15th of October 2021 15.10.2021 12:48
Council workers wash away mural by mistake/Retro toy fair at Pittodrie/couple complete epic paddle for charities - on first date/Kemnay pupils learn about cyber security in unique escape room/Daughter takes over from firefighter dad after her football career/Stephen Glass aiming to knock out errors for Dons are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Cheers for listening
A wee puckly stories oot o the days P&J on this, the 14th of October 2021 14.10.2021 13:51
Dog owner in court after leaving dog in "roasting" car/Denis Law statue too heavy for proposed site/Aberdeen Uni team race against time to save rare recordings/Captain James T Kirk reaches space at last/Trams plan a no go say councillors/Lewis will have to step up to regain place in Dons' team says Glass - all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for lugging in! Cheers
A few stories from today's P&J on the 13th of October 2021 13.10.2021 10:09
Snow could hamper already under pressure ambulance teams/P&J crossword lover gets 90th birthday surprise/340 miles of fibre cable already laid in granite city/Elk who roamed in wild for years with tyre around its neck is finally free/On this day in years gone by.....Greenwich mean time/Chilean mine rescue/Scotland win again all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on this, the 12th day of October 2021 12.10.2021 9:30
Domestic abuser jailed again/John O' Groats to Land's End - by any means you can think of!/Elgin restaurants up for UK Curry awards/Solar powered aircraft could bring Internet to millions worldwide/Steve Clarke says Scotland must avoid potholes on road to Qatar all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening
A wee suppy stories from the P&J today the 11th of October 2021 11.10.2021 9:18
Trams might make an Aberdeen comeback!/crabs like cables and get mesmerised by them!/Lego wonders of the world on show in Inverurie/porridge champion is from Eindhoven!/Scots have nerves of steel says defender after win v Israel all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening.
A few stories from today's P&J on the 9th of October 2021 09.10.2021 11:05
Oil worker jailed/council say Street food school meals might be on the menu!/lemon tree overhaul announced/kits for rough sleepers donated to charities/Andy Murray gets his shoes, and wedding ring back/Richard Gordon says don't panic, Dons. All get a mention in today's Doric Express. Ta very muckle for listening.
A few wee bits of stories from today's P&J on the 8th October 2021 08.10.2021 11:30
Ellon crime spree thug locked up for a puckle years/wolmanhill development plans on hold/Refurbished Provost Skene's House can be Jewel in Crown for Aberdeen/Dress up your doggie for mental health fair/Andy Murray tied his wedding ring to his stinky shoes, now everything has been pinched! Uh oh! All get a mention in today's Doric Express. Cheers for listening.
A wee suppy stories from the paper today on this the seventh day of October 2021 07.10.2021 12:04
Business leaders unite to call on PM to support NE through transition from oil and gas to renewable energy/Clever Collies (other doggies are available) can mind toys names for months!/Inverurie vets to get big revamp/One man and his dog crossing Canada on foot for charity/Highland League results all get a mention in today's Doric Express. Cheers for listening.
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on 6th October 2021. 06.10.2021 9:49
River Dee poachers snared by eye in the sky/kids win safety on farm poster competition/Greggs rolls into Elgin for sausage roll showdown/Belgian boat sent home from war games in disgrace/Dunnottar Castle visitor centre and cafe plans revealed/Lewis Fetguson relieved to be called up to Scotland squad all get a mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening. Cheers
A few wee snippets from today's P&J on the 5th of October 2021 05.10.2021 11:31
Aberdeen in bid for 20M UK Government funds/Harper and Jarvie to appear at charity fundraiser/Drink driver loses licence and 60k car/975M tearoom for sale on Isle of Mull/Bobbies filling in for ambulance drivers during crisis/ Huntly FC crowdfunding for private operation for striker are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Thanks for listening, cheers
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 4th of October 2021 04.10.2021 13:22
New council hooses at Brig O Don/Baxters Loch Ness Marathon a great success/rehab inspired football mission @ZestFC/Missing finger man found/SNP split to be new TV drama/Elvis' ancestors came from Lonmay!/same old rallying cry from AberdeenFC manager all get a mention in today's Doric Express. Thanks for taking the time to listen. Cheers
A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 2nd of October 2021 03.10.2021 11:09
Stalking victim's fury/Northern lights put on great show/London drivers recruited to keep Aberdeen buses moving/vaccine passport app fiasco/Oban bidding to become a city!/Aberdeen jazz Festival back/Brown to face Celts for first time since move to Pittodrie all get a mention in today's Doric Express
A wee suppy stories from the P&J today, the 1st of October 2021 01.10.2021 10:48
Figures expose extent of roads carnage/Nessie is top search myth/Mountain Rangers face huge challenges/Britney Spears regains control of her life/Baxters Loch Ness marathon this weekend/James Bond are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Cheers for listening. Tell a pal. Subscribe. Leave a review. Ta
Some absolutely random stories from today's P&J on this, the 30th of September 2021 30.09.2021 14:17
Mental health detentions cause for concern/Inverurie Town Hall to get big revamp and new extension/ Pensioner B&B owner didn't know about pandemic/Robbie & Esma Shepherd celebrate Diamond Wedding/P&J live to host Wizard panto - oh yes it is!/Ronaldo scores 95th minute winner for Manchester United. Yaaaay! All these stories get a mention in today's Doric Express. Tell a pal aboot it. Fits the worst...
A wee selection of news stories from today's P&J on the 29th of September 2021 29.09.2021 11:19
Increased reward in renewed hunt for cheese wire killer/Tarland in stitches/Under the Hammer sign going.....under the hammer!/Drunk duo foiled in gin raid/council staff to get extra holiday for Queen's platinum jubilee/Considine in line for new contract....all get a mention in today's Doric Express. Cheers
A few random news stories fae the day's P&J on the 28th of September 2021 28.09.2021 12:22
Arena bomb inquiry told family's world torn apart/petrol demand sees Asda impose £30 cap/ Fury as munro rail crossing padlocked/New Shetland series coming soon/Iceland wifies denied majority after recount/oatcake champions revealed/Keep the faith say Aberdeen FC are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Cheers now.
A wee selection of varying interest stories from today's P&J on this, the 27th day of September 2021 27.09.2021 12:24
New infant virus stuns NHS chiefs/AirBnB survey launched by Scottish government/record stamp design submission by schoolkids/Iceland elects female majority parliament/Rome invaded by wild boars/alcohol back on the menu at fitba matches?/Tarland oatcakes championship held during food and music festival are all mentioned in today's Doric Express. Cheers
A random selection of stories from today's P&J on the 25th of September 2021 25.09.2021 12:58
Ambulance crisis not improving/toys in short supply this Christmas!/Banchory's violin trail closes with auction/Barra Airport in line for makeover/Moray registrar retires after 852 weddings!/Jimmy Greaves all get a mention in today's Doric Express! Cheers
A wee suppy stories from today's P&J on 24th September 2021 24.09.2021 9:22
Gas bill prices soar/Dolphin centre gets under way at Torry/life expectancy down in Scotland/Corinne Bailey Rae tribute to Stevie Wonder/Scottish drinks industry resilience applauded/Celtic and Hibs through to league Cup semis all get a wee mention in today's Doric Express. Cheers
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