The Doomscroll Diaries

The gals are back! But on zoom. Laura is in Cali getting Hyatt points with a nosey maintenance man and Mae just had her baby! They talk Mae’s birth story, spoiler alert nature is METAL and breastfeeding sucks, literally. Laura tells hospital horror stories and funny sex gone wrong. Not in a sexy grays anatomy way. And Mae tells the story of a cop gone rogue in Long Island. A tale as old as time! W...

The girls talk about how the more Zuck is turning F*Boi, the wilder he gets. Impending divorce alert! Laura breaks down his interview with Joe Rogan where he outlines how Meta will no longer fact-check. Because everyone knows info on Facebook our alcoholic aunt reposted is always factual Tiktok is officially getting banned! The girls can’t tell if this is a massive bummer or will literally save Am...

This week on the pod the ladies are talking some RISQUE topics starting off with a Camel Beauty Pageant in Saudi Arabia with some shocking Performance Enhancing Drugs in use (we're talking botox central!). Mae is having this baby any minute now, so in the spirit of parenthood we talk about the world's worst mother. Lily Phillips the now famous OnlyFans model just slept with 100 guys in one day and...

It's the start of 2025 and people are FIGHTING! We're talking about Mae's body fighting through these last few weeks of pregnancy, Elon Musk fighting alt-right troll Laura Loomer and Blake Lively fighting midwestern mom's/Justin Baldoni.  Follow us @risquebusinessnews @mae_planert @laurasogar and tell your friends! #itendswithus #blakelively #lauraloomer #elonmusk #pregnancy #podcast

Drones over Jersey? A grandma that’s cool as hell, a “designer” from hell takes over an Airbnb, and a Luigi Mangione update The gals chat up top about seeing ‘Anora’ and viewing the worst Christmas movie in history, the Family Stone. Spoilers ahead Drones over Jersey?!?! WTF is going on with these drones over Jersey and NYC? Unsettling new theories (made up by Laura and TikTok but hey… they make s...

The sexy CEO assassin captured, Jay-Z is fired up, hawk tuah girl needs to talk tuah lawyer and robots are about to steal our jobs! The gals talk about Luigi Mangione, everyone’s fav assassin. Should we be glamorizing this? Absolutely not. Was it kind of nice to have the entire country unite for a few days? You betcha. Jay-Z is firing back at a Jane Doe accuser. The gals chat about their take on t...

This week on the pod the ladies discuss Justin Sun, the crypto mogul who decided to dip his toes into the world of fine art. Justin hit the news when he purchased the "Comedian" art installation (it's just a Publix banana taped to a wall, literally) and ate it. We also talk about an IVF clinic that needs to put some of its employees on PIP. Greg also gets a crazy haircut!  Follow the pod&nbsp...

The gals talk about Matt Gaetz, of 17 year old loving fame, being put up for Attorney General and the upcoming ethics meeting. (Yes, we know this story has some significant updates but hey - we enjoyed chatting about it!) The T man is really putting together a real life avengers team of misfits isn’t he? A New York woman has gone on so many dates that she was finally gifted what every man giv...

It's election season! Recorded on Election night, we talk about as many non-political things we can find! Yes we know it's Saturday, it's been a chaotic week! Stop yelling at us!  This week's pod covers the new mascot for the Vatican (its not a choir boy, don't worry), Peanut the Squirrel's unfortunate demise and some weird quirks of previous presidents. Did you know one of them was a literal...

It's election season and we worked VERY HARD to find you non-political stories! Tell that cortisol to bother somewhere else! First, we dive into the chaos at NYC’s Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest. Organized by a producer with ties to Mr. Beast, the event went off the rails with a few 'police brutality' arrests and a surprise cameo from Timmy himself. (We love a Chalamet drop-in!)  Then, w...

Guest alert! We've got funny man, Max Spinelli, on the pod celebrating the launch of his brand new debut special "Finish Your Croissant". He leads our super serious discussion of Mae's pregnant cans. We also talk about a few business topics including the ARREST of former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries for sex trafficking. Apparently, this man was an Epstein competitor, what a crazy competi...

In this episode, we go over FTX leader Ryan Salame's new LinkedIn update, where he just announced his exciting new role... as an inmate. What will this “authentic king” learn about B2B sales behind bars? We can't wait to find out. Next up, Laura shares her harrowing adventure in the middle of a Florida hurricane, narrowly escaping disaster—by the hairs on her chinny chin chin (maybe Mae’s got more...

This week we're taking a break from all the serious scary world news to bring you some absolute softball topics. We're talking lowwww stakes people. From the controversy behind viral pygmy hippo sensation, Moo Deng's, pork-themed name to the fight to keep Pesto the penguin off Ozempic. This episode is an easy breezy listen!! Enjoy! #pesto #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastepisode #moodeng #animals #...

This week on the pods your ladies are talking local politics!! We're digging into the drama behind NYC Mayor Eric Adams and his strange obsession with Turkey (the country). Should we pay politicians more? Why did Eric Adams give Diddy the keys to NYC? Lets find out! Speaking of Diddy... the plot thickens. What is his tie in with Justin Bieber? How is he enjoying rooming with Sam Bankman Fried?&nbs...

The gals talk the new Hulu reality show Secret Lives of Mormon Wives . What are their actual net worths? How did they blow up on TikTok, and what scandals have flown under the radar? Plus, we have to talk about their unbelievably perfect hair— how do they do it? Is it extensions or is Joseph Smith himself their stylist? Laura and Mae also talk  Teen Mom drama. Should Caitlin and Tyler have th...

This week the gals gab a little about life updates including Laura being exposed to the elements in Norway… camping.. laura! Intentionally! What a world. Speaking of being exposed to the elements the ladies break down the absolutely batshit story of Kanye West and his spite tear down of architecture legend Tadao Ando's Malibu mansion. A full breakdown from Ye and a weird control fetish over his on...

Hot people getting in trouble: the gals talk about Taylor and Travis’ leaked “PR plan” to break up end of September, Zuckerberg apologizes for censorship … also who does he think he is looking that fine? Hunter Biden Is in some big boi trouble and Laura just found out he banged his deceased brothers wife. Where is this movie?!  Right-wing hot girls on your feed are most likely faked from Euro...

The girls talk about the one and only Mr. Beast. His rise to fame and recent scandals that have recently plagued him. Is it possible his charity work is staged? How much of his facade is real? Former employees have been putting out some wild accusations and some have wild accusations of their own. Do we think that the former employees are leeching off him for clout?  Do we think these accusat...

We chat with our pals from Cargo Cult, @NaomiKaravani and @PeopleConspire. The gang chats about sharks in South America having a BRAT summer. These sharks are 365 party girls on C*caine and other drugs. Good for them! (We kid, don’t do drugs! D.A.R.E etc et). Get yourself a guy that give you a bouquet of Legos. Lego dealers are the new bad boyz in the Pacific Northwest. The girls chat about black...

This week we're talking about friendship! Or the lack of friendship between these two tech founders who beefed online over their new AI friend hardware. Talk about some people who need to touch grass! We go over the story of Avi Schiffman the Harvard dropout who went from winning a Webby award for his COVID-19 tracker to building a black mirror piece of tech that makes it even easier to cut off al...

Mae and Laura dive into the underaged hooked-up scandal of internet-famous Cody Ko and Tana. These people have more followers than people that live in NYC and if you’re like us, you’ve never heard of them! Wild! We also chat about other influencer drama, beefs, saucy tweets and more. We’re talking James Charles, Jason Nash, Brooke Schofield, Trish Paytas, and more. Again, and this is not a flex, w...

A utopia or her personal PRISON!? Laura and Mae take a deep dive into the life of internet famous “trad wife” rancher and beauty queen Hannah Neeleman, her Uber wealthy JetBlue heir hubs, and their eight…(8)….children. 7 of which born without the help of drugs .. obvi. Was the viral Times article a hit piece? Was it a peek into a patriarchal prison? Laura and Mae have a take you might not have hea...

This week we are diving deep into the glittering yet controversial (culty?!) world of America's most iconic cheerleading squad. That's right, we're talking about the behind-the-scenes of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. From their glamorous beginnings as the epitome of "hot ladies" to their questionable present, where skinny women drum up business for low pay, we reveal the hidden truths. Despite t...

We're turning up the heat this week with an homage to the late Richard Simmons, the guy who made jazzercise look like a Studio 54 party. From his wild infomercials to "Sweating with the Oldies", Richard was the original inspirational influencer fitness instructor. He danced so SoulCycle could spin. We also talk about his mysterious end-of-life disappearance and the public's obsession with making t...

The gals talk about the scandalous Fourth of July down on Coney Island when Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest BANNED the GOAT of eating, Joey Chestnut. We give you the whole story complete with a very quick, very adorable recap of why exactly this contest is even a thing? All we know is Joey Chestnut needs to cash in on mukbang material and Major League Eating needs to call off their (hot) dogs, so...