The Dollar Vigilante

“John Magufuli: The Cautionary Tale Of The President Who Denied Coronavirus” Headlines like this one from BBC (British Broadcast Censorship) do not get more apropos. It of course refers to Tanzanian President John Magufuli (61), Africa's most prominent Covid-19 denier, who has died mysteriously after: Pointing out the scientific flaws in Covid testing by sending papaya and goat meat samples to be...

“vaccinated show no signs of excess deaths” “the vaccine is quite safe” “vaccine hesitancy is a crime against humanity” Ya don’t say… Ok. Let’s look at those other big crimes against humanity –– I’m talking of course about: Concentration Camps : First used from 1900 to 1902 by the British in the Anglo-Boer war, concentration camps were the British experiment to capture and starve the wives and chi...

Me: Alexa, who is the top vaccine guy in the world? She: That would be Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche –– world expert in infectious and immune-mediated diseases including their (immune) pathogenesis and epidemiology; host-pathogen interactions and mechanisms of immune escape; antigen discovery; preclinical vaccine development; and vaccine formulation. He has advised, among others, the Global Alliance fo...

Jeff lights up. No notes. No memory. Just tired. So tired. If you want your money back after watching this video, let me know AND I’LL REFUND YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU PAID TO SIT THERE WATCHING IT! Fuckers. Jeff lights up. Lucy does Downward Dog. I love you though. And I love Lucy. Even though I almost killed her yesterday. Wait, what was I talking about? Sips some wine. Oh yes, if you want your mone...

Everything that is going on now is to increase the pressure on you to get a vaccination and become a permanently tracked part of the system. Everything. Microchipping will be next. Because it will make your life so much eeeeaaaasier… No more anal swabs, or brain needles; no more vaccine shots every time you want to travel out of your country. (Yes, that’s a thing now, being promoted by Oxford Univ...

The difference between the brain-sucking, flesh-devouring undead and the Hell Ministers of most of the world is just a… wafer-thin mint . I mean have you seen Mr. Creosote, hell minister of Quebec? And Ms. Creosote, hell minister of Denmark? Not to forget Cousin IT Creosote, Biden’s pick for deputy hell secretary of the USSA? (If you don’t know who Creosote is, don’t worry, it’s in today’s video!)...

Okay, I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like it’s time to brush up on your Survival Skills In Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse . Why? Lucy and I discuss more real-time examples in today’s show, but here are some obscure hints: Besides the fact that Nostradamus predicted that the undead would rise in 2021 , there is an entire section on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) website dedicated to Zo...

Bitch I’m Bill Gates I’m on that lean like the Tower of Pisa Spreading 5G ‘cause the virus a feature Making those trillions ‘cause I’m reptilian Me and the Queen we are both the same creature New World Order out in Geneva Linking my ladies if they are Lolita Bitch I’m Bill Gates One moment you’re playing the Xbox Next think I’m there putting the stick in your face None of you haters are safe All o...

If you go to the southwest desert and catch 100 red fire ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen. However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other. The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the per...

Isn’t it amazing how you can achieve anything these days? You can be a man feeling awesome about taking on women half your size and testosterone level in women’s sports. Or you can go from college drop-out to IT geek to medical genius to weatherman to farmer in the blink of an eye! No qualifications or experience necessary. Bill Gates –– you know the guy who used to make a living creating viruses...

In the medical profession they use the phrase “When you hear hooves, think horse, not zebra.” The principle is simple — the odds are the patient has a more common diagnosis than a rare, improbable one. But what if the stripey things are actually zebras? Or tigers? It’s all connected. And if you don’t understand the game, you won’t be able to play the game. Watch as Lucy and I use our laser eyes an...

First there were Pageant Moms, then Dance Moms…now there are Vaxx Moms. You know, the Karens who would do anything to get their kids noticed and in the spotlight –– even if it’s for being the first guinea pigs of the Covid vaccine for children. Do you have a healthy 5-year-old? Want them to star in a Covid vaccine experiment with a lifetime of unknown side effects? Bring them to the AstraZeneca au...

Hell in a Cell (most of 2020) Royal Rumble (Nov ‘20 to Feb ‘21) Money in the Bank (Can you say $48,000/BTC?) RAW Replays (two down, many to go)  Elimination Chamber (coming soon)  If you feel like you’re currently an extra in a Dubbel-U Dubbel-U Eeeeeee show that’s okay. The similarities are remarkable: It's a scripted show with predetermined outcomes put on for profiting the billionaire...

Last year a CNBC article shed light on people’s reluctance to wear masks, social distance and self-isolate. YOU are the sociopath! Researchers from Brazil’s State University of Londrina found that people who reported “antisocial traits,” such as low levels of empathy and high levels of callousness and risk-taking, were less-likely to comply with Covid-19 prevention measures, such as wearing a mask...

“We got our second dose of the Moderna vaccine 3 days ago (in Florida). We feel like we have a mild case that is very unpleasant. After the first dose a month ago, I had no symptoms and my husband developed nausea and muscle aches that lasted for about 2 days. They gave a much larger dose the second time. I got sick about 4 hours after the shot. I was nauseous, had cold chills that alternated with...

Okay On the count of four As loud as you can You'll say, “Bit-Coin” I'll say, “Huh, yeah” You'll say, “What is it good for?” I'll say, “Absolutely” You'll say, “EVERYTHING” Have you got that? I didn't hear you, have you got that? Yeah… Elon Musk announced Tesla will accept Bitcoin as payment. Jim Cramer of Mad Money just stated it’s irres...

With Jeff Bezos no longer running Amazon, sources are reporting that he's looking forward to spending some of his free time destroying small businesses like he always did. This time will be different, however, since he'll be bulldozing them in person. “This has always been my passion,” said Bezos with a jolly smile, “but I've never really been able to get my hands in the dirt, fe...

“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, has-beens and have-nots, get ready for The Greatest Show on Earth! Wanted a little diversion? Were you talked into it? Couldn’t afford tickets to Anarchapulco, was that it? Whatever it was, you are in for a treat with The Lucy and Jeff Show: Death defying acting Incredible acts of bravery The best clowns in the world We have all of that and more! Roll up! ROL...

8 ways to annoy a Kanadian: Beaver jokes Accent jokes, eh! 51 st – state jokes and saying it’s only because the US decided not to take them over that they exist at all Saying “how much is this in real money”? Any criticism against their favorite hockey team (or Canadian beer) Innocently asking what the Canadian army is good for… Implying that Kanada is a “socialist” country with socialized h...

Life is good! Silver is up, Bitcoin is up, Monero is up, Dogecoin is up 1,000%. (Giving Lucy and her doge friends an excuse for patronizing every loser who thought Dogecoin was just a joke, including me) …but best of all… People really are waking up. About 1.5 months later than my predicted 21 December, but still – the rumblings can be felt everywhere now, and I can’t wait for the eruption as peop...

Bend over btchs. You anal schwab is ready. Well, I suppose you still have a choice. (If you’re outside China) Do you want to be Schwabbed in your brain or your butt? That is the question… You’ll own nothing and be happy Remember when the WEF said “You will own nothing and you’ll be happy?” The ways in which you’ll own nothing are spectacularly abundant and include giving up your: Privacy for the G...

So Joe Biden’s first campaign as the new scary hand puppet-in-charge is to BUILD BACK BETTER ! Huh? Is that even English? Although I suppose it is slightly more intelligible than the gibberish drooled so far by the #fakepresident. And guess who else is Building Back Better? Oh, just the World Hell Organization, the United Nations, BoJo – England’s favorite clown, and Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Murd...

Throughout history, overlords controlled their subjects through fear. The ever-popular witch hunt is a prime example of maniacs finding a socially acceptable reason for the divergent to be unjustifiably persecuted and/or killed. The Salem PSYOP Between June 1692 and May 1693, fourteen women, five men, and two dogs were executed for their supposed supernatural crimes in Salem Village, Massachusetts...

What does Chelsey Clinton, Melinda Gates, and Joe Biden have in common? Clinton was first called out for publicly wearing her upside-down cross in 2008. She said it was a ‘St. Peter’s cross’. Ten years later, her story has changed to the ‘Greek cross’. And in 2018, the Church of Satan tweetingly denied any affiliation with Chelsey Clinton. (I suppose even Satanists have their pride). Gates was cau...

Nostradamus popularly predicted the Great Fire of London in 1666, the French Revolution, beginning of WW2, the Atomic Bomb, Hitler’s ascension, JFK’s assassination, 9/11 and many more world changing events that have been confirmed by the passing of time. Some say Nostradamus was a prophet of the devil. If so, the events he foretold for 2021 are even more plausible. You know, those little prophecie...