The Dollar Vigilante

Every village has one. So does every cabal conspiracy  The idiot who doesn’t quite know when/how to keep their big mouth shut, either because:  The tiny cerebrum pilot who controls word vomit is on the crack and simply can’t lzrfocsdtbearsears , or  They missed ‘Media Training: How To Lie Convincingly In Public’ 101, or All of the above Point one above is, of course, a screeching ex...

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Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a TV I'm not sick but I'm not well And I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell I'm not sick but I'm not well And it's a sin to live this well Thanks Harvey Danger   And, speaking of things that are most definitely sick and unwell… Barbie (now referred to as Barbillion by its produce...

When your Big Lie is about to be exposed, it’s time for a Big Distraction.  And, while we have been anticipating the Big Distraction, the deepfake ETs have patiently been waiting for their big moment, eating red M&Ms backstage while production’s shuffling around the moon landing props and preparing the green-slime screen.  Which, by the way, is similar to the green-scam screen, but more...

“Infection brought a raging fever with a high mortality rate. There was no information about cause or transmission… just a mandatory immunization program. That was the beginning of our tragedy. The disease was a government creation. And the vaccination we all received was a cyber-virus. It invades every cell of the body converting its molecular structure into bio-metal so that the human body...

Asymptomatic global warming has reached Mexico and IT IS COLD!  Thank goodness there are at least three ways to stop “climate change”:  Occasional blackouts for the greater good.  Government seizure of farms to stop all farming. Can’t have all those farting cows. Compliant sheep only.  Climate lockdowns – to protect you and all those around you…  Maybe the only real...

In the New World Order’s wars-for-profit, depopulation by weapons, wellness, and the weather are all equal, but some are more equal than others.  The goal is twofold:  Feed the permanent war economy.  Get rid of the useless eaters (BONUS!)  First, let me remind you of the Deagle forecast:  First, in 1973, an MIT computer predicted the end of the world would start in 2020,...

Paul Harvey was an American broadcaster who presumably got some of his “true stories” from BFF J. Edgar Hoover, longtime FBI Director. In 1965, Paul Harvey made some crazy predictions about the future of the US – and how to destroy it. “If I were the devil … If I were the Prince of Darkness, I’d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I’d have a third of its real estate, and four-fif...

In today’s Lucy, Jeff & Son show (the 6 am edition), we talk about:  The most evil empire in the world, EVER.  More sagacious and insightful announcements by the president of the most evil empire in the world, EVER, as “verawang-shangkaka-kawawa…”  The Pedo Pete Zombie Shuffle which somehow isn’t a Tik Tok hit already. I guess we’ll have to wait for the next Dancing Doctors & Nurses...

Ah, In Dependence Day in the USA.  Land of the free. Home of the slave. They want to reset your bank account, your brain, and your DNA.  It’s a long long con, and the patsies are oblivious.  If tomorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life And I had to start again With just my children and my wife I thank my lucky stars To be living here today ‘Cause the flag stil...

Admiral Ralph/Rachel Levine has announced that it’s the Summer of Pride!  So, it would be amiss (and highly uncharacteristic) of me not to look at all the many things we have to be proud of.  Let’s see, there’s French “anarchy”.  Paris is a third-world dump.  Europe’s on fire.  And, it’s all good, because this is another long-term NWO plan coming to fruition.  Ah, the...

Mostly, when talking about the globalists and their funding machine, people are referring to the US Federal Reserve – the biggest printing press in the world. If one goes all the way back to the founding of the Federal Reserve in 1913, and the very first money that was created, it becomes clear that the system is designed to fail.  The evil triangle between JP Morgan, the Rothschilds, and the...

WOW! What a week it’s been since our last chat.  In today’s vlog you can look forward to,  The Great Google Vanishing Act… shhhh… it’s a secret. (Society)  The National Anal Sex Association (NASA) confirming the upcoming Internet Apocalypse  Trannies in the White House (God save the queens)  New “sudden deaths and suicides” Russia blows up itself, and  More PedoHitler...

Long before there were Covaids, lethal injections, climate-destroying cow farts, and 15-minute prison cities, the NWO cabal has laid the groundwork for the biggest conspiracy feary of all: “How to enslave the world… and get away with it”. Lesson 1: Sci-lence the Lambs “Hey, morons! Canada’s on fire, it’s time to bring back the masks. It’s for your own good and the safety of others – how ‘bou...

“Hey-ho, hey-ho, it's home from work we go Another day of suck and blow,  We fooked things up, put on a show,  Hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho.”  It’s that time of the year again! And, in the Gaytrix, everything is possible – an equal opportunity shitshow for rainbow capitalism and gender fairy tales.  So, in the spirit of tranny awareness month and celebrating Disney &#82...

It’s been Memorial Day, so let’s take a moment to think of the toy soldiers who volunteered to be pushed around the board in Risk IRL: Global Domination.  In almost every culture and religion there are times or periods where society becomes incredibly sick.  In Hinduism, it is called Kali Yuga.  In Christianity, it is called the apocalypse.  In more modern, cyclical terms, some...

We magic money – out of thin air.  If you’re poor or sick, have no fear!  We’ll kill you for free BECAUSE WE CARE!  We’ll poison anyone that stands in our way, Young minds… healthy bodies… it’s equal play Hey man, we’ll even suicide your beer! And while you groan and bitch and jeer,  The reptiles are all smiles, ‘cause It’s Bilderberg time!  Time to dine on heroes' b...

In 2016, Elon Musk said “there's a one in billions chance we're in base reality,” and explained that though we think we're flesh-and-blood participants in a physical world, we are almost certainly computer-generated entities living inside a more advanced civilization's video game. If he’s right, and he probably is, it’s designed by the sickest, funniest, most messed-up creatures in the unive...

It’s been a few days since Lucy and I did a show, but hopping from Monaco to Mexico via the land of Weiswurst and Schnitzel takes it out of you! So while I’ve been resting and getting back to normal after our holiday, a few things happened around the world, not the least of which include,  The 666 Coronation of His Royal Majesty King Pedo Parasite II (a coincidental 6 months, 6 weeks, 6 days...

Well, poker in Monte Carlo was a bust.  Less of a bust than the Banks of America!  More of a bust than the Epstein Island scapegoat-patsy line-up.  Today we talk about pirates and highway robbery and that one time when JP Morgan was supposed to be on the Titanic, but wasn't, because he decided to skip the maiden voyage of his own ship at the last second to buy tapestries for his art...

Sitting at the inclusively diverse table of the Great Rigged Reality Poker Game are the gods of War & Weather… Disinformation & Dissent… Helth… and You, the undergod.  The stakes are high.  The reward is massive.  The winner takes all.  Of course, everything you see in the Fake Stream Media is scripted. In the last two weeks or so, there have been some big shakeups in the onlin...

Ah man, you have to love pre-programming!  Do you remember Audi’s 2010 ‘Green Police’ advert (check out today’s show to see the ad) which went something like this:  Audi introduced viewers to the Green Police, who overzealously track your carbon footprint in an Orwellian eco-friendly police state, with checkpoints, raids, and constant intrusion into people's private lives, for example Ar...

Ancient Greece wasn’t concerned with something as mundane as “economics”, considering it subservient to other themes far more crucial to human life and society, like “justice”, “virtue”, “the good”, and “the beautiful”. Sound familiar, you ranting demo-rat and ‘progressive’ SJWs and braindead Gen Z fresh from dumbed down government indoctrination camps?  Economic questions and problems were r...

Me, back in 1990, asking my 2023 future self, “Hey, Jeff – what’s the future like?” Response:  Well, this week, the Dalai Lama wanted a boy to lick him on TV. And then, the President of the United States urged the Irish to go out and lick the world, becoming the butt of Irish jokes and staying the ass of American ones.  But the real Bud of light jokes this week is the US rainbow be...

Imagine a depopulation plan so diabolical and so perfect, you could literally pull it off without 90% of the herd even knowing what was going on. Or even better, get the herd to ignore their own fate and actively participate in it! Because getting Joe Public to fully immerse itself in make-believe is laughably easy. I present to you,  Satan Klaus, the Ether Bunny, the Rotten Tooth Fairy, and...