The Dogger Saints Podcast : An Unofficial St Johnstone Podcast

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We back? Yeah we’re back! It’s been a long old summer, and a seemingly endless two weeks of big time Premier Sports Cup action and TEAL AND BLOODY MAGENTA (!!!) your handsome old da’s are back to start Season Shree of The Dogger Saints Podcast! With all the excitement around the the new away kit, we’ve decided to take on the arduous task of running the most important election presently taking plac...

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To paraphrase popular emo hitmakers, come one, come all to this magic affair - it’s The Dogger Saints Awards Ceremony 2022! We think this needs no introduction, so get yourselves comfy and join Sam, Dan and a range of star guests as we honour the 2021/22 season. Get there!

“It’s goin’ down for real” according to popular hit parade merchant Flo Rida. No idea what “it” is, but it’s certainly not Sexy Perth St. Johnstone, as we love to fight another season in the big cinchy Premiership, and you can join your old pals Sam and Dan to celebrate with Episode 59 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We have all the reaction to the long weekend which saw the Perth Saints secure Prem...

“It’s not over, not over, not over, not over yet.” Now we don’t know whether Europop banger merchant Grace, and later New Rave funsters Klaxons, were looking into the future to give an insight into Saints season going into the Big cinchy Play-Offs, but they certainly were on the money. I mean, it would have been nice if we were one of the ten teams for which it was over, but at least we’re not Dun...

Freddie Mercury. The Monopoly Guy. Josef Stalin. The dude off the Pringles tube. Sgt. Pepper Era Harrison. Magnum PI. Tommy Turner. All moustachioed and, to date, it remains the case that none have appeared on The Dogger Saints Podcast. We came close with the latter but, alas, no cigar. Fear not though, my dear friends, because your good buddies Sam and Dan still have new worlds of fun for you, in...

“And now for something completely different”. Not our words pals, the words of comedy funsters Monty Python. So join Sam and Dan (and Struan, Joshua, Mav, Alan, Callum and Stuart) for Episode 56 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, we’re doing a phone in. So once Dan gets Saturday off his chest, we open the hotline and let our guests take it away - Callum In or Callum Out? Who’s to blame? Will we su...

“Hello and welcome to our brand new game show, ‘How Divorced is Mark McGhee?’ A very simple premise, where contestants run through the myriad of ways a man, clearly desperate for the attention his wife no longer gives him since she ran off with the milkman, gets the attention he craves!” Winner, right? Well it will always be the dream, but for now join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 55 of T...

“Alone here in the kitchen, I feel there’s something missing, I’d beg for some forgiveness, but begging’s not my business.” Do you feel there’s something missing in your kitchen, in a similar fashion to 70s and 80s Hit Parade botherers Squeeze? Well, Sam and Dan might be able to help you out with just that, but we don’t want to give too much away, you’ll just have to find out by listening to Episo...

Hey! How are you guys doing? We hope you’re well. Certainly better than Bruce Forsyth, who isn’t doing very well, because he’s dead. However, old Brucie loved a bonus so he did, and we do too, so join us for The Dogger Saints Podcast: The Lock-In 3! This Lock-In (or as Dan, wrongly, kept calling it a ‘Lockdown’) comes to you from Perth Theatre, and more specifically the workshop we were kindly ask...

Saints play in blue, Melker makes knees weak, Who the hell is behind The Saints transfer leak? It’s Monday! Saints lost! You know what that means, it means it’s time for you to put your feet up and listen to us not talk about football on Episode 53 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Saints played Celtic at the weekend, and in the words of popular moron Forrest Gump, that’s all I’ve got to say about tha...

Had a couple of quiet weeks, have you? Been enjoying the football without two gobshites wittering on about it on a Monday, yeah? Not even thought about pool cleaning robots, is it? Well get ready for all that to change, because guess what? We’re back! So pull up a pew, and have a damn fine by joining Sam and Dan for Episode 52 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Oh baby, it feels so good to be back, and...

“Jason Kerr, the captain with the header, it’s Rooney! Oh he’s done it again!” Remember that? Remember a year ago when we were good? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and so do your pals Sam and Dan, so forget about life for a while and come and enjoy your favourite rambling nonsense, with Episode 51 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We discuss Saints’s capitulation away in Dingwall on Saturday, and dissect...

“Step back, don’t try to kiss me, right about now I’m 50/50”. Not out words, pals, but the words of popular hit maker Lemar. You know what, 50 is a pretty magic and baffling number for us this week, so please, why not come and join us for Episode 50 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! For once, you might actually enjoy listening to us talk about football, as the Saints picked up four points in a week, s...

Flip Reverse. A popular tune by early-2000s Hit Parade botherers Blazin Squad. Also an accurate description of Saints’ change in performs when one thing goes against them. So why not put all that to one side, and come and join Sam and Dan for Episode 49 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, Saints went back to losing again, and we look back on all the action from last weeks game of two halves in Pais...

“I guess it’s times like these remind me, that I got to keep my feet on the ground.” Not my words, friends, but the words of popular hit-parade botherers McFly, and indeed the Saints’s feet were kept on the ground this weekend after the dizzying heights of Livi away, but come and keep the good times rolling with Sam and Dan with Episode 48 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! So the winning run stopped a...

Normally we’d go with some really obscure reference at this point but, to be honest, recording took forever and we’re both fucking knackered. So...we’ll keep it simple, and we are delighted to invite you to join Sam and Dan at our big first birthday bash, with Episode 47 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! SAINTS WIN! SAINTS BLOODY WIN A cINCH! Yes it finally happened, as for the first time since Octobe...

“You sit and try sometimes, but you just can’t figure out, what went wrong.” You think we were dropping the opening tenuous cultural reference to this description in light of Saturday? Not a chance, because much like the Arctic Monkeys in Mad Sounds, we are are all very much trying just what in the name of Christ has gone wrong with last season’s double winners. Do we have the answers? No, do we b...

“I will return, yes I will return, I’ll come back for the honey, and you.” Now, you may have thought John, Paul, George and Ringo were delivering a touching ode to a lost love in this ballad from their debut album. However, we have it on good authority that, despite this being recorded nearly 60 years and half of the Fab Four being very much dead, they were actually offering you instructions to re...

According to Dan’s Uncle Andy, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Whilst this may be the case for the population at large, there’s a distinct lack of Christmas cheer around the Saintees at present. You know what though? Sam and Dan reckon they’ll might just be able to turn those festive frowns right upside down, as we bring to you Episode 44 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We will admit that...

Remember that time when popular rock duo The White Stripes first broke onto the scene, and Jack and Meg were running with the line that they were brother and sister, only for it to turn out they were actually a divorced couple? Really weird, some would say perverse, in hindsight, eh? Well around this time, they did a song called ‘Stop Breaking Down’, which as it turns out was a 20-odd year pre-emp...

I said rip it up, and rip it up, and rip it up, and rip it up, and rip it up and start again. Whilst we haven’t quite taken on the advice of Scottish alternative cult heroes Orange Juice, we’ve had ourselves a little bit of a revamp. New features! New competitions! Same two numpties with honking patter at the wheel! So join said numpties, Sam and Dan, for Episode 42 of your (not really) new and (p...

Our dear friends, please don your gladdest of rags, and join Sam, Dan and Stuart Cosgrove for a special event. Episode 41 of Dogger Saints: An Unofficial St. Johnstone Podcast, A.K.A Dogger Saints Team Talk Live from Perth Theatre! Yep, for some reason they not only let us do this, they actually asked us to do it, and did it we did on 12th November. So sit back, get yourself comfy, and listen back...

Life begins at 40, as the old saying goes, so why not join Sam and Dan for a very special Episode 40 of Dogger Saints: An Unofficial St. Johnstone Podcast! Alas, whilst life may begin at 40, Saints’ stunning unbeaten run in the cups, stretching all the way back to before any of us had even done heard of a lockdown, has come to an end. As we must, we discuss Saturday’s heartbreaking League Cup Semi...