The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyderm fetish circuses... ah, the bodacious neon glow of memories from a better time, a hunkier, sexier time where the most Belvidere of misters and the sexiest of elephants called home. Yes, the 80's, renown for it's C-List part...

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LONG AWAITED comic book series extravaganza that is: LIBERALITY FOR ALL! You lucky sonsabitches thought we wouldn't, nay, COULDN'T bring LIBERALITY FOR ALL to the unwashed masses, but after much hardship, handwringing and hango...

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily underfunded! Join the DOGGZZONE and suffer along to 1998's FATAL DEVIATION, Ireland's first full-length martial arts film starring Jean-Clod Van'Darn and special guest, an utter test of your waning patience!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on today's menu you most likely didn't ask?? Why none other than Shaquille O'Neal's genuine Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies! Don't puke just yet, you may ne...

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! Roll a nat 8 and save a lady with the power of spider violence! Your guess is as good as ours and we suck at guessing!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking tots and agonizing ear worms will leave you hoping your flight never makes its destination!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical creatures that make up Connecticut's Cryptids! Let the DOGGZZONE regale you with descriptions of some of the most fierce- What...

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret? 'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! There's plenty of slow motion running for everyone, just like in nightmares!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, (FINALLY!) welcome back special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE to celebrate the holidays in true DOGGZZONE fashion! You know how aging supermodels are super chill people who are firmly grounded, warm, empathetic and the first in line to spread holiday cheer and goodwill towards all god's creatures, (even the gay ones?) Well hide them from Janice Dickinson, Ame...

Seanbaby & Jamie Kelly welcome back special guest, Tom Reimann to the DOGGZZONE to do a little dumpster diving! Oh what treasures were found! Widely regarded as one of the most infamous bad movies ever to be put to celuloid, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the MOVIE will hurt you. Never fear as the DOGGZZONE gang are here on their ATVs of hilarity to help salve the pain. Get your snot rags ready, things are abo...

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE. You're in for a treat as the DOGGZZONE gang report on what just might be the most thrilling, action packed spectacle of espionage, intrigue, lurid romance and just all around film classic, "BLACKBIRD." What's that? Never heard of it? HOW?? It features the LORD OF THE DANCE! Rectify your crimes of ignorance at once...

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH! If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT for you! All other perverts, welcome!

Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot""" This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!

Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy) Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades... Fun!

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" as one! Hard Ticket to Hawaii: "You will believe a snake has cancer."

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE! Dollman 2 has everything you never wanted jam packed into four infinite scenes. Running time 61 minutes.

Sean baby, Hana and Erik proudly introduce the majesty that is Gary Coleman... in cartoon form!

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds... so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don't want to know, (DM us)

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/director Vincent Gallo's life has become. Deep discounts on his childhood memories, his racism, and his semen! WOW!

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of America's Next Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of terrible songs written by models on half a lunch break. Only Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade are desperate enough to obey!