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Send your kids out of the room for this one. Make them take off their special Hot Dog Listening Hats, put aside their Hot Dog decoder rings, and wait for the sobbing to pass. It'll take hours. Then settle into your armchair with a nice hot cup of pussy for the first adults only episode of Hot Dog Nights! This time we're talking with Michael Swaim about the worst porno ever made: BatPussy!

Seanbaby and Brockway once again enter the octagon with special guest Eddie Doty to talk about The Ultimate Fighting Championship 3: The American Dream -- the one where somebody loses an eye, a man crucifies himself, and a tweaker fights a ninja cop! We only made one of those things up... it's not the one you think!

The best theme songs explain exactly what the movie they're for is about. The best podcasts are about those theme songs. This is the best podcast! It has Zak Koonce from the Auralnauts, for one thing. It has Feel the Impact, for another. For a third and final thing, it has Seanbaby and Brockway!

Seanbaby creates another perfect game that all parties involved understood and that you will too! Then he used it to pit the brilliant Karen Chu against the present Brockway to see who was... more right? It's unclear! Perfect!

Seanbaby and Brockway challenge author Jason Pargin to the podcast kumite, which involves taking on other podcasts in podcast-to-podcast combat! First up: The Ninjutsu Podcast episode with Frank Dux, the magnificent liar behind Bloodsport, who also claims to be a ninja!

Seanbaby and Brockway robot-catfish Lydia Bugg into appearing on a third Conan podcast! This time about Red Sonja -- not technically a Conan movie! It's maybe the perfect film that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly it killed the whole genre. Out of films that got everything wrong six times over and did so badly they killed the whole genre, Red Sonja is the best.

Brockway rides his horse up and nets Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to drag them back into the Conan podcast! This time: Conan the Destroyer, the family-friendly big-budget goofy PG sequel to Conan the Barbarian, which was none of those things.

Brockway and Seanbaby continue their proud tradition of making smart young women watch dumb old movies for men. This time it's Lydia Bugg vs. the entire Conan trilogy! Part 1, Conan the Barbarian, lashed her sensibilities to the wheel and then threw her understanding to the dogs. What is best in life?

Seanbaby and Brockway hoof it with K Thor Jensen, on the run from the fuzz in this episode about Golden Age crime comics -- where crime was the main character! Sometimes the only character!

Seanbaby pits the proven excellent mind of Jeopardy! champ and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating host Alex Schmidt against the proven garbage mind of nothing's Robert Brockway in a game of Dirtbag Jeopardy! It's just like Jeopardy, but for and by dirtbags! Play along! If you're a dirtbag!

Seanbaby and Brockway are once again joined by bestselling author and licensed raconteur Jason Pargin to discuss Charles Fitzgerald, possibly the best liar who has ever lived. If he was telling the truth, we will gladly send our apologies to his corpse on the moon.

Seanbaby ambushes Brockway and Lydia Bugg with one of his favorite movies: Dolemite's The Human Tornado! Then he makes them play a game forcing them to quote from the movie, which is mostly words they cannot say!

Seanbaby and Brockway ask a simple question of Katie Goldin: Which animals could you take in a fight? She's the host of Creature Feature, she's a lover of animals, she should hate this question. And yet...

Seanbaby and the Auralnauts' Zak Koonce share a keystone of their personalities with Brockway: 1993's UFC 1. The very first big, made-for-tv MMA tournament back before anybody had any idea what any of that meant. The announcers were lost, the referees were out of their depth, the fights lasted two minutes, and everybody involved hated it. It was wonderful!

Seanbaby and Brockway lock themselves in a room with Lydia Bugg and battle their collective comedy knowledge against Documental, the Japanese reality TV show that locks comedians in a room and fines them $10,000 if they laugh. Japan!

Hey hey! It's the PoxCo Regional Wrestling finals! A stunning display of skill, strategic drug use, and clashing meat! Seanbaby and Brockway duck out early to make room for your announcers: Rick Ravage "The Above Average Savage" and Dr. Chance Penis, who are not provably Seanbaby and Brockway doing goofy voices. Not in any US court anyway.

Seanbaby and Brockway invite the wonderful Maggie Mae Fish to the kumite of podcasts in order to discuss Bloodsport in positive terms only. If you're looking for film criticism here, you'll only find a blindfolded full-splits Dim Mak to the crotch.

Seanbaby and Brockway subpoena author and extremely long podcast veteran Jason Pargin to talk about all the times THE MAN tried to dictate our comedy (and won).

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg continue their Pop Culture Investigations, wherein they try to solve crimes that were already solved just by tracking the work of the criminal. This time around, they're after Bill Cosby: Will they be able to trap Bill Cosby, convicted sex criminal, using only his own subpar comedy books? Hopefully! He's already in prison!

Seanbaby and Brockway choose Auralnauts' Zak Koonce to be their fighter, as they tackle the entire Mortal Kombat cinematic universe and finish it with an Animality just like their best friend, a Native American, taught them to.

Cruel taskmaster Seanbaby pits Brockway against special guest Katie Goldin, from Creature Feature! Will her creature knowledge help her in this comic book quiz loosely based on animals? No! Will her last name help her identify bizarre Golden Age characters? Also no!

Seanbaby and Brockway meet Dan Hsu down at the arcade, where they drink Big Gulps and argue about the best game according to insane secret brainhack categories Seanbaby made in order to destroy them.

Seanbaby lays a cunning trap for Brockway and special guest Soren Bowie: One that appeals to their egos. The challenge is to just sit there and listen to somebody else read their work back to them. They fall for it! They regret it! You probably will, too!

Seanbaby and Brockway entice Cristian Ramirez with the seduction books and cheesecake photos of Don Diebel: The Least Fuckable Man In Texas. Prepare to get mad at strippers and steal the soul of a neglected dog in this adventure through the entire sad career of a horny lunatic!

Seanbaby and Brockway airdrop Jamie French deep behind enemy lines to tackle walking micropenis joke, Doug Giles, and his deeply sad book If Masculinity is Toxic Call Jesus RADIOACTIVE.