The Doctor’s Watcher

The episode where we recall our 1800s medical training. Is it OK to randomly pull threads from pants and steal boots for specimens? On this podcast, we learn the dangers of adding sugar to your coffee. This episode was recorded on 10 May 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a...

The episode where we attempt to pilot the Tardis. Are there mice or rats on the moon? In this podcast, we meet pipers with phantom bagpipes. This episode was recorded on 10 May 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://sou...

The episode where we get sneaky with a portcullis plunger. Is it better to be instantaneously vaporized or instantaneously crushed? In this podcast, we hang out with a pet squid. This episode was recorded on 19 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Ch...

The episode where we take over God's speaking tube. Can we kill enough people to stop a fish folk rebellion? In this podcast, we wonder where exactly that sword came from. Shada Shada . This episode was recorded on 19 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky accou...

The episode where we sleep through critical scenes with the Doctor. Can we really explore an unused cave enough in 50 paces? In this podcast, Matilda expresses her opinion on Atlantis. The episode was recorded on 5 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundclou...

The episode where the DM doesn't have the patience to allow us to split the party. Can descending caves (CAVES CAVES CAVES) cause the bends? In this podcast, we learn to enjoy eating plankton. The episode was recorded on 5 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://s...

The episode that contains layers of disguise and many persuasion rolls. How thick exactly is Scottish fog? In this podcast, we feel no shame while continuing to attempt accents. The episode was recorded on 8 March 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/c...

The episode where we learn the pros and cons of not selling out. Is it surprising when old women pull out weapons? In this podcast, we EMBRACE the pitfalls of doing horrible accents. The episode was recorded on 8 March 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud....

The episode where violence is sometimes the answer (medically). Are soldiers used to rescuing people from pits, while DRY? In this episode, we avoid the pitfalls of doing horrible accents. The episode was recorded on 15 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://s...

The episode where the Doctor scoffs at romantic piffle. Is “camp follower” just a euphemism, or is it a broader thing? On this podcast, we would like a hat like that. This episode was recorded on 15 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circuit...

The episode where Dalek Number 426 gets the order. What happens when you lack class consciousness? On this podcast, we do not, under any circumstances, gotta “hand it to the Daleks.” This episode was recorded on 1 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcl...

The episode where Daleks drape power cables over their plunger arm. Are we ready to teach the humans the law of the Daleks? On this podcast, we overlook mild patriarchy while people’s faces get eaten by leopards. This episode was recorded on 1 February, 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circu...

The episode where we encrypt secret messages using the first letter of each sentence. What could go wrong when we install a safety on a Dalek gun arm? On this podcast, we hide and watch the Dalek reproduction process. Note: This episode was recorded in the middle of Ryan moving, and the audio quality suffered a bit as a result. Sorry! This episode was recorded on 4 January 2025. Email us at thedoc...

The episode where we weigh a little injustice against wholesale slaughter. What can we build with smashed up devices and mattress parts? On this podcast, we fire unloaded film negative-izers. Note: This episode was recorded in the middle of Ryan moving, and the audio quality suffered a bit as a result. Sorry! This episode was recorded on 4 January 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Fo...

The episode where we discuss which surprises are acceptable in a fruit basket. Are you my old china? On this podcast, we watch out for squishy little rascals underfoot! This episode was recorded on 21 December 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circu...

The episode in which we communicate using only recorder music. Is everyone this much of a smartass when they just wake up? On this podcast, we figure out our new bodies! This episode was recorded on 21 December 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circ...

We've got faith.

The episode where we break kayfabe. How was the Doctor’s Watcher theme music inspired by the Reading Rainbow? On this podcast, we’ve got faith! (But you don’t have to take our word for it!) This episode was recorded on 23 November and 30 November 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s...

The episode where Ben is a Person of Action by being a Person of Inaction. What is the Cybermen’s secondary objective? On this podcast, we solve our problems in about six seconds! This episode was recorded on 9 November and 16 November 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I guess we still have a Twitter or whatever . Check out Circuit 23’s mu...

The episode where General Cutler skips the F bomb and goes straight to the Z bomb. What happens when a planet reaches 100% charge? On this podcast, we gotta unlock the best ending! This episode was recorded on 9 November 2024. CW: The first few minutes of this episode contain discussion of American politics. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I g...

The episode where the Cybermen want your A/S/L. What is the orientation of Schultz and Williams’s spaceship? On this podcast, our brains are just like yours, but with certain weaknesses removed! This episode was recorded on 19 October 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I guess we still have a Twitter or whatever . Check out Circuit 23’s mus...

The episode where, pretty soon, we shall be having visitors. What song do Italians sing to themselves 24/7? On this podcast, we don’t like your face, nor your hair! This episode was recorded on 19 October 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I guess we still have a Twitter or whatever . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/ci...

The episode where the loot is a secondary objective. What’s the most useful thing Ben and Polly can do? On this podcast, we’ve laid a trap, and for that, we’ll die by the Pike! This episode was recorded on 7 September 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I guess we still have a Twitter or whatever . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soun...

The episode where the Doctor decides to care about his alignment. Was this gold got by gentlemen; is it now to be got by kindness? On this podcast, we’ll be keelhauled from here to Port Royal! This episode was recorded on 7 September 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I guess we still have a Twitter or whatever . Check out Circuit 23’s musi...

The episode where Ben doesn’t come back here, nor does he stop in the King’s name. How can filming on a boat be too authentic? On this podcast, it’s quite obvious to the perceptive eye: our dress, our manner, our taste, yes, we’re the type of men who have raised ourselves to our exalted position unaided! This episode was recorded on 10 August 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow...