The Disness: A Drunk Disney Podcast

Get ready for a swashbuckling good time as The Disness gang covers Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, the first film in the "Pirates" franchise! We're joined by special guest Avery Saxton as we break down the film, the cast and crew, we give our personal report cards and overall thoughts, and so much more! Join us or you'll walk the plank, matey! Follow us on...

This week on The Disness we're getting strange as we talk about the under appreciated Disney film that is Strange World! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they break down the film, give their full thoughts and reviews, take a look at the making of the film, the cast, and the crew, and so much more! Follow us on Instagram! @DisnessPodcast

On this edition of The Disness, the gang dives into Frozen 2 as Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown discuss the film in depth and give their ratings and overall reviews! We also discuss the director and cast, our personal relationships with the film and the Frozen franchise, and so much more! Follow us on Instagram! @DisnessPodcast

This episode was filmed back in February after our apartment fire and after only recently getting a new MacBook I am just now getting it out, so if there's any confusion regarding year end awards going up in August, I hope that clears things up! Thank you for sticking with us! On Part 2 of The 3rd Annual Disness Awards, we hold our 3rd ever Best Drink (Cocktail) Tournament! Which one will come out...

DISCLAIMER: We recorded this episode at the beginning of the year. We underwent an apartment fire and lost all our podcast equipment, so this release along with many others may sound a bit out of date as we continue our mission to release every episode recorded pre-fire. The Disness Awards is back again! For Part 1, we kick off with our 3rd Pimp of the Year Tournament, our Worst Drink Eliminator,...

This week on The Disness, we make a pit stop in the Disney Channel Original Movie section of the Disney vault as we discuss Tiger Cruise! This was Disney's attempt at tackling the heavy topic of 9/11 for a young audience, and let's just say it's certainly... an attempt. Join us as we break down the film, talk about the director and cast, give our personal reviews of the film, and more! Follow us!...

After a multi-month hiatus, The Disness is BACK to talk about the Kurt Russell led Miracle! Hit the ice with us as we talk about the cast, break down the film, share personal opinions, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

The Disness is back and we're here to talk about an animated comedy classic in The Emperor's New Groove! Smalltown loves him some David Spade. We discuss the film, give our personal report cards, we run down the cast and discuss the creative process of the film, and so much more! Join us... or else. Follow Us on Instagram and Twitter! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We love Dick Van Dyke here on The Disness and it's truly Never a Dull Moment with that man! Join us as we discuss the 1968 comedy film starring the legendary birthday boy Dick Van Dyke himself! We break down the film, discuss the cast, give our reviews, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Do YOU remember the titans??? Well we sure do! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down this legendary football film! We also provide our personal takes, we talk about the cast and fun facts surrounding the film, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Are y'all ready for some MIDNIIIIGHT MADNESS??? Well we aren't but Michael J. Fox sure is! Join us for all the chaos as we discuss this 80s Disney cult classic! We break down the film, share our thoughts, and so much more! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the late, great James Earl Jones. This episode was filmed prior to his passing. It's the Season 4 premiere and we're starting off with a bonafide CLASSIC in The Lion King! Smalltown is pumped as shit! Pumped as shit doesn't sound that great actually. Pumped as fuck probably sounds a little better. But yeah make sure to listen and rate the show on whatever app you're li...

It's the 50th episode of The Disness and oooo yeah it's a celebration!! Join Kaylee, Jordan, & Smalltown for all the festivities on this special episdoe as they discuss Muppet Treasure Island, rename classic Disney films, play a "The Price is Right" inspired game hosted by Ryan Moberly, and so much more! You can find pictures of every item involved in “Dis Be The Price” on our Instagram page: @Dis...

We're letting the dogs out this week on The Disness as we discuss the original One Hundred and One Dalmatians! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down the film, provide our personal thoughts and insight, we take a look at the cast, and there's a whole lot of gags in between. Don't let the Baha Men down and give us a listen! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're indulging in Smalltown's passion of football this week on The Disness as we discuss Invincible starring Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg! Join us as we talk about the film, the real life story of Vince Papale, how accurate this film was to real life, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're back this week and dropping a new episode EVERY MONDAY from here on out! This week we're talking about the Disney princess classic, Pocahontas! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as they discuss the film, the historical inaccuracies, and controversial depictions, and don't worry, we say some silly shit too. Join us for all of the fun and shenanigans! Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twi...

We're talking about the beloved Winnie the Pooh this week as we go back to the very first Pooh feature film, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh! Join Jordan, Kaylee, Smalltown, Piglet, Rabbit, Gopher, and more! Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the late Robert Butler. This was recorded prior to his passing. We dug into our grab bag and thankfully pulled out a Kurt Russell film! Too bad it was this one. Join us for all of the laughs and good times to be had! We discuss the film, review it, and we talk about some random shit. Ya know, in true Disness fashion. Also yogurt covered raisins are the shit. Yeah this...

We're reviewing and discussing Saving Mr. Banks this week on the show, the film about the making of Mary Poppins and also featuring PAUL GIAMATTI. Smalltown loves him some Paul Giamatti. We also talk about Kurt Russell, horror movies, gravy, arcade games, carrot cake, magic tricks, and so much more! Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the legacy and memory of Glynis Johns. This episode was recorded prior to her passing. 
 We dug into the grab bag and pulled out (get your mind out the gutter) Rob Roy, The Highland Rogue! Yeah, Disney made a Rob Roy movie. He also married his second cousin by the way. We also discuss the real life history of Rob Roy, handball, Cars 2, being knighted, Betty White, Smal...

We're getting into some shenanigans with Tan Dan and his awful friend as we talk about the Robin Williams and John Travolta comedy, Old Dogs! We're joined by special guest C.C. Perez once again as he provides his analysis on the film as well. We also discuss Hairspray, state fair food, gorillas, Justin Long, and so much more! Follow Us: Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to memory and legacy of the late, great Bob Newhart. This was recorded prior to his passing. We're joining Bernard and Bianca on their journey to rescue Penny on this edition of The Disness as we talk about The Rescuers! Join us as we talk about the movie, the cast and crew, hot sauce, 80's music, ice cream, facial hair, pumpkin patches, Papa Roach, John Travolta,...

The gang is joined by fellow Disney fans Emma Barlow and Christian "Big Chris" Barlow as we discuss the wonderful Pixar film known as Up! Join us as we break down the movie, give our report cards, as well as discussions about amusement parks, milkshakes, Darius Rucker, The Sound of Music, Captain Underpants, and so much more!

We're hitting the ice on the show this week as we discuss The Mighty Ducks! Yes, we fully committed and recorded this on a hockey rink. We're joined by special guest Payton "Cruise" Vonholten as well! Also Smalltown loves himself some Emilio Estevez. Apologies for the first 6 minutes sounding a little more echoey, we didn't realize 2 of our mics were muted lmao. My bad y'...

It's a grab bag edition of the show as we pulled out another DCOM in Disney Channel's "The Other Me"! Y'all know Smalltown is gonna love this one! Join us for all the fun and drink along with us!