The Disgruntled Sailor

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A place where my dirtbag buddies and I can talk about all the crazy shit that happens to us in the military, talk shit and spread rumors.... Tell your scumbag friends!***Disclaimer***: "The views expressed on the Disgruntled Sailor Podcast are exclusively our own and do not necessarily reflect the views of any member nor the view of the United States Coast Guard. Furthermore, the podcast does not have any association with nor endorsement from the Coast Guard. We're just two individuals who happen to be in the military, expressing our own personal views and opinions."

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Episodes

Episode 25: Policies & Only Fans 18.04.2021 56:35

In this weeks episode we discuss what policies we would like to implement or change within the Coast Guard if we had the power to do so.

Episode 24: Battle of the TRACENS - Petaluma VS. Yorktown 09.04.2021 44:40

In this weeks episode we compare Training Center Petaluma to Training Center Yorktown.

Episode 23: Infinite Monkeys & Sausage 02.04.2021 47:42

In this weeks episode we decided to do it a little different and make venison sausage while recording. #MarthaStewart 

Episode 22: Cadillacs & Iguanas 26.03.2021 38:26

Welcome to out shit show! In this weeks episode we cover some more random topics, that just didn't fit into a normal episode. *** DISCLAIMER**** "The views expressed on the Disgruntled Sailor Podcast are exclusively our own and do not necessarily reflect the views of any member nor the view of the United States Coast Guard. Furthermore, the podcast does not have any association with nor endorsemen...

Episode 21: Fast Food & Chicken Eggs 20.03.2021 42:07

In this weeks episode we go over all things fast food!

Episode 20: Cheese Bricks & Prison Slang 13.03.2021 33:54

I don't even think anyone reads this, but it won't let me publish and episode if this is blank.....  DM us your stories, or if you want to send us some of your unit swag slide in those DM's on Instagram @The_Disgruntled_Sailor_Podcast!

Episode 19: Goose Hunts & Dating Profiles 03.03.2021 32:25

What's up everyone! We're officially back from patrol!! In this episode we talk about how one non-rate got caught up selling pics online to make extra cash, as well as a goose hunt!

Episode 18: GTMO & The List 01.02.2021 36:03

Round 2 of recording on Pier Alpha in GTMO & some random topics we've yet to talk about!

Episode 17: Uniforms & Texas Heart Shots 01.01.2021 1:02:13

Happy New Year everyone! In this episode we talk about the differences in Coast Guard uniforms versus some of the other services as well as re-cap Mr. Miami's recent hunting trip and talk about some of the challenge coins and patches you guys sent in! We also picked up a new sponsor! Make sure you hit up @Rowdy_Sailors on Instagram to pick up some cool new t-shirts and tell him The Disgruntled Sai...

Episode 16: Babies & Spelling Bees 29.12.2020 40:44

In this episode we hold our first ever spelling bee with some guys who OBVIOUSLY can't spell!

Episode 15: Professional Larping & Machetes 08.12.2020 1:01:00

In this episode we dive into what it's like at DSF units with some special guests from TACLET & MSST units.

Episode 14: Coffee Beans & Faux Hawks 12.11.2020 44:37

Welcome to season 2 of the disgruntled sailor podcast. This episode is all about a port call in Veracruz Mexico!

Episode 13: Unicorns & The Ancient Mariner 06.10.2020 1:27:52

This will probably be the last episode you guys get for a while....No more port calls on this deployment...

Episode 12: Hurricanes & Forest Beavers 04.10.2020 1:12:17

We managed to get you guys an episode while we're in a port call! You're welcome bitches!

Episode 11: Shark Coochie Boards & BBQ 07.09.2020 1:12:17

Welcome to episode 11, the Labor Day spectacular!

Episode 10: Spouses & Cookies 18.08.2020 1:54:45

We know we know, it's been a while! Well it's finally here for your listening pleasure the long awaited spouse edition episode. Mr. Miami and myself brought our wives in to get their perspective on some things! Sorry for all the reverb from the microphone, I think we had our phones too close again!

Episode 09: Academy Grads & Hot Tubs 24.07.2020 1:06:50

Welcome to episode 09, where we get into all things Academy related!

Episode 08: All rates suck, especially OS 17.07.2020 1:21:21

Welcome to the rate episode, where we share our thoughts about every rate and talk shit about all of them....even our own...

Episode 07: Wizards & Empanadas 05.07.2020 57:23

Welcome to the San Juan episode!

Episode 06: GTMO & Half Sacks 16.06.2020 1:22:39

This episode was recorded live on pier Alpha in GTMO! Your fucking welcome!

Episode 05: Non-Rates & Choir Practice 27.05.2020 1:10:30

Welcome to the special edition Non-Rate episode! We're currently deployed! Be glad you got this episode! Once we get WiFi we'll upload more!

Episode 04: Rogue Waves & Ice Cream 07.05.2020 56:06

Welcome to episode 04! This may be the last one you get for a while while were deployed, but if we get a chance to get some WiFi, we will try and push out another episode for y'all! 

Episode 03: Hookers & Irregular Meat Sticks 01.05.2020 40:19

Welcome to episode 03! On this weeks episode we discuss someone we know that actually bought a whore from a whore house and married here, patrol snacks and we continue with our gone but not forgotten segment!

Episode 02: Rumors & Morale Dinners 25.04.2020 40:26

On episode 02 we get into rumors we've spread, morale dinners and introduce a new segment "Gone but not forgotten"!

Episode 01: Baconators & Reprimands 20.04.2020 20:43

Welcome to the first episode of The Disgruntled Sailor. Tell your scumbag friends!