The Dirty WHOers Doctor Who Podcast

Battling crappy sound for our review of 'Name of the Doctor' [2013]. Sorry, but you'll have to bear with it or give this one a miss. To be honest, I'd give them all a miss if I were you.

As part of a determined run at doing one for each Doctor this year, we look at Davison's 'Planet of Fire' [1984]. Hot stuff, or should it be beaten with a shoe?

Impromptu rantcast of the 2013 season. A little something extra that didn't fit anywhere else. A quick 10-minute bicker at the end of a long night.

The usual company, slagging off 'The Crimson Horror' and 'Nightmare in Silver' [2013]. Why wasn't there more Jenny? Why 'Warwick' isn't pronounced like that? Why Strax is (or isn't) a turd in armor?

Porridge. Sugar and milk, or salt and austerity? Did Oolon actually pee in a bottle!? McLightfeet, Shughie McFee, wee Sputters, and SenBoy getting over-excited about 'Terror of the Zygons' [1975].

Two for the price of one. Having a pop at 'Hide' and 'Journey to the Centre of the Tardis' [2013] c/o (mostly) Sen, with help from Auntie Terrance, Auntie Fuschia, and Uncle Sputters.

Roll up. Roll up. See the wastrels review another episode. Be amazed as they pay homage to the Pertwee era. Marvel as they talk about 'Carnival of Monsters' [1973].

First of the new season. Here we go. Three in one. Bosh! Quick mid-season overview of 'Bells of St. John,' 'The Rings of Akhaten,' and 'Cold War.' A mixed bag of ratings from the usual suspects.

Four grown adults ripping the Karkus out of a 45-year old kids programme. Free BJ's to $20. At least we can agree on Zoe's arse and Jamie's legs.

By the power of 'The Wheel of Who,' we reach back to the Hartnell era to cast a critical eye over series two's 'The Web Planet' [1965]. Terry at Gally. Like watching paint dry with a bug stuck in it.

Masterpiece prostitutes, the usual four miscreants (inc. Sputters with his porn-star voice), review the Big Tom methane refinery 'The Power of Kroll' [1979]. Knitted hair and literal wobbly sets.

Diving into the 2012 Christmas special, 'The Snowmen.' Lots of chat about the new console room, lots, obviously, really, lots. Companions, porno voices, titles and music, the sexuality of Whovians, and anniversary supposition.

Our first episode of 2013, and it's our 50th episode to start the 50th year of Doctor Who. Lets not make a big deal of it, it's a pure fluke. We're casually dedicating this one to Sir Patrick Moore.

Fuschia and The Prof went into the mundy, stalking Big Finish ladies at Dimensions on Tyne. Interviews with Jacqueline Pearce, Beth Chalmers, and Chase Masterson.

This one breaks all our rules about 'keep it short' and 'never work with animals or children'. Closest thing we're gonna get to a Crimbo episode (cue jingle bells intro). Interviews with Will Barton and Lawry Lewin.

Never let it be said we're not good value. All in one: "Asylum of the Daleks," "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship," "A Town Called Mercy," "The Power of Three," and "The Angels Take Manhattan." Boom!

Come, you coyotes, and howl at the moon. Saddle up for another foray into the 60s with our review of Hartnell's 'The Gunfighters'. Sorry, the audio's a bit ropey.

The usual rating and tipping shenanigans. Gird your liver as we ponder upon Tom Baker's (arguably) finest season, colonic irrigation, and the story 'The Robots of Death' [1977].

Probably our WORST EPISODE EVER. Nothing to do with Whooverville guests Maurice Roëves and  Tristan Peatfield, whom we crow-barred in as a saving grace. Sound problems killed our joy.

"You know, Dibber, I'm the product of a broken home." A squint at Colin Baker's 'Mysterious Planet' [1986], plus an earnest attempt to understand our own rating system. Enjoy.

Terry, Oolon, Sen, and Fuscia review The Five Doctors [1983]. A veritable shmorgers board of Who from the Davidson era. Plus, the most perfect killing machine ever devised.

Another Davidson, for our sins, we cast a bloodshot eye over 'Black Orchid' [1982]. The last of the pure historicals, it's double the Nyssa and double the fun. Accept no substitute.

Another feat of disjointed rambling and pointless arguments. On our 2-year anniversary, we chew the fat as Troughton and Baker (#2) take a vacation, dragging Hines and Bryant along for the ride.

From the dusty annals of Whovian history, we lyrically slur our way through Troughton's 'Tomb of the Cybermen.' Lovingly woven on a loom of golden audio magic by Fuschia's pet Professor. x

After 'Dalek' [2005] last time, The Pixie hunts down Rob Shearman and asks him why. Episode 39a, if you like. No money back if not entirely satisfied.