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Download the MP3 The alchemy of a bender, Hillary Clinton halts and catches fire, the black vote, my life coach's secret Twitter account, Bill Cosby's Democracy in America, I learn what is an AA, Denzel's dream body, my workout routine, my reaction to Bill Burr's reaction to me and the ensuing inception, the media; all … Continue reading "Episode 15 – Dick on Bill Burr" The post Episode 15 – Dick...

Download the MP3 My man gets a fake marriage and then does too many drugs, I discover the world's greatest pick-up line, a bike I stole gets stolen, we have several altercations with the angsty powers that be at Burning Man, Camp Furry, casual references to literary classics, the Trumpyx, and cucumbers are the devil's … Continue reading "Episode 14 – Dick on Drugs" The post Episode 14 – Dick on Dr...

Download the MP3 I have a piss fiasco and try to push the borders of mansplaining, Sean discusses awkward, Dr. Fakeman calls in with an update on Hillary Clinton's health, I bring in the actual biggest problem in the universe, my man calls in from the desert, I send a call out to fellow fingernail … Continue reading "Episode 13 – Dick on Fat Rock" The post Episode 13 – Dick on Fat Rock appeared fi...

Download the MP3 Our audio problems are fixed forever, Dick Supporters on Patreon.com have a new enhanced video feed, my Life Coach stops by and doesn't plug his Twitter, Marc Maron gets triggered, I why Maddox is now giving away the Biggest Problem Bonus Episodes, a New Challenger emerges from reddit, Dustin digs himself out … Continue reading "Episode 12 – Dick on Hunks" The post Episode 12 – Di...

Download the MP3 Larry Bleidner attempts to read an Erotic Story, Morlocks and Eloys don't mix, my beef with Marc Maron reaches a flash point, tech support during the apocalypse, new drops from Tim Changzzzzz, the light and dark side of magic, the culture of idea sharing, the time Sean and I slept together, and … Continue reading "Episode 11 – Dick on Magic" The post Episode 11 – Dick on Magic app...

Download the MP3 The Cuck Olympics, fans send snacks, the disgusting state of men's bathrooms, the disgusting-er state of women's bathrooms, Lifetime gets something right, new lighting equipment, sexual harassment in the workplace and how to get away with it, big boobs and their magical powers, and Sean agrees to read an erotic story; all … Continue reading "Episode 10 – Dick on The Olympics" The...

Download the MP3 The podcast helps someone become an astronaut, gummy vitamins make me a rage, the DNC turns me into an evil Care Bear, Denzel has an alcohol opportunity, Tylre Perri's Black Out, and Dustin gets into reddit drama. All this and more on this episode of The Dick Show! If you're looking for … Continue reading "Episode 9 – Dick on the DNC" The post Episode 9 – Dick on the DNC appeared...

Download the MP3 This week, Sean rakes in the compliments because of his stupid handsome face, I talk America's newest past-time, America's oldest past-time, how to win at Pokeman Go, Robbin (female) Higgins stops by to tell us what makes her a rage, Robin (male) sends in an Erotic Stories From Real Men, Dustin Siniawa's … Continue reading "Episode 8 – Dick on Sean" The post Episode 8 – Dick on Se...

Download MP3 Belt-o-phobes, Pokeman Go, guns, Hot Goss on Tim Changzzzzz, The Rage Lottery, more trans issues, a caller asks how to meet girls in a world dominated by the Beautiful Ones, and Sean's audio equipment fails completely and needs to be replaced. Thank Trump for all my Dick Supporters on Patreon; all this week … Continue reading "Episode 7 – Dick on Guns" The post Episode 7 – Dick on Gun...

Download MP3 For Immediate Release, if you love Black Iron Man Woman, Marvel has a new slew of inclusive superhero reboots coming this summer. You'll never guess who is autistic and who has mutant AIDS, so you'd better just read Marvel's press release for THE SUMMER OF INCLUSION. Or you can listen to me do … Continue reading "Episode 6 – Dick on Trans" The post Episode 6 – Dick on Trans appeared f...

Download the MP3 Jesse Williams, who recently gave a speech at the BET Awards about cultural appropriation, is half white and half black. I think it's his white half that objects to "this invention called whiteness" "extracting our culture…like oil – black gold". At least that's what the bandwagoning, virtue-signaling knee-jerks on Twitter lead me … Continue reading "Episode 5 – Dick on Sex Robots...

Download MP3 You can't spell implying without lying. Erstwhile on Dick, I address a number of beefs and speculations floating around the internet in the only way I know how: by encouraging more! If you'd like to throw some gas on the fire, send your theories on why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended … Continue reading "Episode 4 – Dick on Wrestling" The post Episode 4 – Dick on Wrestling ap...

Download Episode Get out your tea set and your white gloves and get ready for some Hot Goss. I start the episode with a moment of silence for the deletion of the Biggest Problem in the Universe website. A deletion that sent a great disturbance through the force–not the force of goodness and light, but … Continue reading "Episode 3 – Dick on Movies" The post Episode 3 – Dick on Movies appeared firs...

Download this Episode Islam is a religion of peace and a political ideology of subjugation, conquest, and death. I don't know what's so difficult for people to understand about that. I try to untangle the knot in this HIGH ENERGY episode the only way I know how, by shouting. For all my Big Ballers on … Continue reading "Episode 2 – Dick on Fathers Day" The post Episode 2 – Dick on Fathers Day appe...

Download the MP3 – Transcript Welcome to the Dick Show, the show where everything is a contest. Everything dies suddenly, even when you know it's coming. I spend the first 15 minutes of the show addressing the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe in the only way I know how: sarcastic rhetorical questions. … Continue reading "Episode 1 – Dick in Mexico" The post Episode 1 – Dick in Mexico app...