The Dick Show

Vivek's annual Christmas crash-out, Poop Dad is a hit, celebrity boxers getting beat down, Rob Reiner gets killed by REEFER MADNESS, Epstein nostalgia, Congolese monkey meat, fighting misogyny in the UK, women cops vs. a terrorist attack, nerdy women, and a fat woman falls over at Lego Land; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Santa rips me off, endangered plants and the Malibu fire, Nick Funetes rapes Piers Morgan, a cholo tries to shake me down, H1-B teachers, the Gravedigger calls in, how to cremate fat people, haunted toys, Luigi Mangione's to-do list, and China lays down the law on delusional women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Batteries get dumped into Africa, the antisemite of the year award, liquor and machetes for the homeless, a post-stabbing N word defense, terrorism notes for the New IRA, women most affected, a meat skimping conspiracy, blue collar career advice vs. pornography career advice, Furry TMZ, a mystery pooper, the declining quality of Mexicans, why Manny Muskets talks like that, and more Maddox confessi...

What I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see Santa, eating ice, gay venom, dancing in horse poop in America, underage drinking, rinsing your turkey, and the true story of Thanksgiving; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Downsyndrome flashcards, my truck slowly breaks down, USPS tries to ban illegal truckers, a bunch of Twitter accounts get doxed, a fat woman has two pieces of cake, Somalians autism epidemic, robot prisons, making ice cream cones with your feel, and Intellectual Property; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman complains about her health insurance, 50 year mortgages, a "rape chart", women and Communism, a racist's racist, losing at paintball, and a guy has a terrible girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

SNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates changes his mind on climate change, some old hags complain about Sydney Sweeney's boobs, India has a feces festival, blue collar jobs, and a woman makes dolls out of dead minks, and I need one; all that and more this week...

A man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway signs that are not in Hindi, an Amazon driver is upset with me, having to use dog shampoo, and the Sean's Animal Corner Game; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the IDF, gay DnD, a strange Rippaverse comic about God and detention, a wipe wand demonstration, and VOCs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest,  ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and...

Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this wee...

A nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, ChatGPT psychosis, we investigate a group of insane people who have relationships with AI boyfriends, a fat woman falls off of a swing set, CAFE regulations are over, Orc City has fallen, waking up babies, and a woman can't stop laughing on Zoom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Road Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two seats on an airplane, racist accents, one of the most disgusting erotic stories from a real man of all time, and a sneaky camera for fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!