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"Death to 2020", mass-produced personalities, Wonder Woman 1984 made me start my period, new and improved lighters, "Cosmo says you're fat", The WHO says "The Big One" is coming, the science says you don't have to tell people you have AIDS, a young man describes his perfect woman, wet masks, shooting politicians with vaccines, The Grand Wazoo's Christmas album, and there is nothing to look forward...

A Christmas sick-out, family is just a number, getting over a girl, surprises in the omnibus nightmare, having a lonely mouth, holocaust and election denying, "birthing people", going to school until you get molested, Chris the Kiwi calls in, herd immunity, grandpa's vintage pornography, cross-dressing incest, organizing your wires, and some Tampa audio is recovered; all that and more this week on...

Too old for this many drugs, seeing where all your missing stuff went in Hell, City Slickers ruins my life, getting a vaccination chip or kicked in the head, drinking and cooking slow meat all day, a Marshall plan for mom, losing the draw string on your shorts, how Trump can still win, the Wonder Bread guy draws some pictures, a fake funeral for a fake death, genderless babies, Twitch makes a stat...

The Black National Anthem, losing the audio for Road Rage: Tampa, pretending COVID doesn't exist, smoking inside, over protective uncles, Maddox calls the police again, multiple TDS tattoos, Bell's palsy and the vaccine no one wants, Erik Wong gets into a fight on a plane, and someone throws a drink at Ralph; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fake Heart Attacks, Fabio hair, my prank crash dummy chair breaks, subsidized acupuncture, appreciating the little things in life, kettle corn, Biden's dog tripping story, gateway tyranny, diversity in the NASDAQ, marrying a sex doll, Ron Jeremy stories, a ten Asian orgy, the stupid monoliths, Adolph Hitler is back, and Lucky Starr is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Asians are white, Dominion is in a bad headspace, Unthanksgiving, ten million diversity jobs in college, COVID-scented candles, free tampons, movies that train dads not to work, dog psychics, a QUEER license, banging your girlfriend in her dad's pyjamas, a Dick Show Christmas album, and a Pokimane super simp calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Black Santa's backstory, steak big leaguers, humidors, a pro-life death penalty, new forever curfews, smoking in a non-smoking area, the new Animaniacs has no nurse, stepping on sap, The Great Reset, men wearing dresses, n-word rock, fisherpeople, a cheat pass for your wife, the misery divide, women on women in science, the furry art game, and more stories from prison; all that and more this week...

Meeting the Dogs-Elect, Patty C-cups: Karl's Bananadox, venture communism, money as an abstraction of values, getting set up by mom, weaponized ignorance, Lowtax sells Something Awful, Ticketmaster requires vaccine IDs, a quarter of women don't know where their vagina is, the 5% Work From Home tax, eating inside outside, and national holidays for drug dealers; all that and more this week on The Di...

Trump Loses, Driving with Headlamps on, Consooming

Turning FFFFFFFF, the never-ending hangover, Adulting, new cringe PSAs, Cantillions ruins a birthday surprise, having to thank people for a birthday surprise, Bill Murray vs. menopause, No Nuts November, black people can't marry white people, Tulpabrah calls in, Australia vs. hentai, wearing lifts in our shoes, suicide, Mersh, and the final Coronavirus argument; all that and more this week on The...

The tent-destroying armageddon of Burning Dick, shooting guns on acid, Decepticons on the road, advice for the terminally 5'11", "vagina havers", the Myers Briggs test, Barbie lectures white people, virgins with dating advice, New Diet Coke, Tony from "Hack the Movies" plugs his new Godzilla podcast, rewinding television, and arguing with consent; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vito's Antifa Horror Movie, dogs with no eyes and the women who compliment them, the actual Trump sign guy, Tim Heidecker gets my Twitter account canceled because he is jealous of my masculine comedy, cougars and the no one who loved them, the great ammo shortage, breeding shoulders, Road Rage: Tampa is almost announced, The ADL vs. Gamers, a family piss duel, shooting net guns at criminals, and t...

Corporate-speak, law enforcement with "full release", Kian is reverse body shamed, Road Rage: Tampa, John Wick Mario, "The Evil Dead" Dicktation, Manterrupting, debate fly accounts and your ticket to Greenland, the WHO says to end the lockdowns, waiting in line to eat in the street, racist restaurant warnings, screwing Santa, sexism in whiskey, gender-neutral Jesus, a man's psycho ex hides in his...

Frank Hassle calls in about Boogie2988 shooing at him, celebrating Trump's death is different than RBG, capitalize Blacks, Birthers vs. COVIDs, walking through a screen door, a guy finds a sugar-trans parent, Mario64 still sucks, vocal fry, California paying reparations for slavery, a 10-day waiting period, period color, disavowing white supremacy like a thousand times, hegemony, never-ending advi...

My Ruth Bader Gonesburg shirt is removed for hate speech, I shave to not look fat, Old Sean, the X-Men Genesis game, flavored creamer, a memorial push-up contest, no-knock warrants, Canceling Netflix for better reasons, J.P. Morgan busted for laundering a billion dollars, Encyclopedia Dramatica gets sued, and how to trick your girlfriend into more oral sex; all that and more this week on The Dick...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is Gonesburg, the Pelosi Pooper calls in, Madcucks returns, Netflix previews "Real Steel", gun shopping in California, Danny Polishchuk and jokes and anti-Semitism, life-affirming herpes, my favorite restaurant closes down, Mario 64 is too hard, dating your therapist, busting an anti-porn crusader in real time; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Life or death with the LAPD, a guy with no inner monologue calls in, re-stubbing my toe, gender penis reveals, Sean on the miracle of life, women turning the volume up by one notch, the age of the edgelord preacher man, Lululemon sells #ResistCapitalism, California fire prevention vs. global warming, People of Color Cafes, the Walmart Farter eats hot wings before a date, finding your life-work bal...

Fat Pig Friday, Sean's WAP, amateur bartenders, women sharing your food, sound-alike racism, the have-nots vs. the barely haves, trust the government survey, a guy with a testicle hernia, Colony Siege, Z oomers don't use punctuation, how to not get married, the "rock bottom" myth, clear garbage bags, real penis reduction surgery, the untested Swine Flu vaccine, and Madilox likes anal; all that and...

Breaking my foot while camping, declaring girlfriend bankruptcy, risking your life for low financing, the sports of riots and political theater, bravely running away, I am Jesus, Carl gets on meds, ToS acceptable memories, Black Panther dies and I don't care, Empire shuts down, 6% of COVID deaths, sister brain surgery, what types of guns to get, and Captain Insano getting kicked out of Walmart for...

The inverse of the reflection of the man, VR horror games, throw-up comedy, guys who pretend to be upset by "Cuties", competition in arts and crafts, it doesn't look like the picture, getting laid with vitiligo, throw-up comedy, expensive used trucks, Cantillions has COVID, Digi-nee tokens, and the phone number of doom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My American Psycho sex tape vs. Ralph's Sex Tape, Null breaks up with me because I'm toxic to his brand, Catboy Kami calls in, a gigantic croquet failure, temperature guns, Tropic thunder and blazing saddles, a cop runs for the White House, C atboy Kami calls in, S haring your finances with your wife,  Vito takes a bath, "Bi-hacking", Sean's Animal Corner, and "Bumper"; all that and more this week...

Nothing is ever happening, pulling your penis while doing Kung Fu, a week of cold showers, putting the Switch away wrong, more cops murdering people, Taylor from PKA proves Hellen Keller is a phony, KFC's very racist ad, Orc Girl and donkey transformation, Sean's Animal Corner, the coin shortage, Biden's Vetting process, and Maddox tries to tone down the anti-semitism on his Twitch channel; all th...

The Burning Dick festival, Vito is a hoarder, an inconvenient drug overdose, love in the time of masks, random construction, Tik Tok, Protestors blocking landlords, individuals with cervixes, the birth of Maddilox, a true ghost story, women and "rebound" relationships, a guy in search of a beard, and a Chainlink millionaire; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!  

Dealing with the Garbage Store, diversity in serial killing with Mike from Sword and Scale, The Wonder Bread fetish guy calls in to explain himself, Gavin McInnes sends me a rude text, Mersh does a Macho Man impression, face mask stats, seeing my dad's penis, what Ari's boobs feel like, Lena Dunham, virtual fans, Trader Jose's, white women showing off their gooch, and Digi-Nee might chop off his p...

Trigger discipline and the first rule of guns, the failures of ranked choice voting, the racism of color blindness, Kiwi Chris is a free man, abortions vs. $100 Chili's gift cards, Frank Hassle survives a knife assault, Big Herpes, Null on Islamic law, a woman "beefs" with her boyfriend about laundry, imaginary COVID deaths, Chris Evans tries to chase a little boy's clout, and Vito's cowardice; al...