The Dewatch Podcast

Things men will do rather than go to therapy: Pretend to be a rude bear Sabotage their love interests' career Fascism Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

It's interesting how this episode is quite reminiscent of a videogame in large parts considering the way it is about entertainment. It's also interesting that the arctic and the antarctic are named for their relation to bears, but the constellation. But I reckon they wouldn't have kept it if they had found bears in the antarctic but not the arctic, but maybe I'm just being optimistic. Write in to...

"Every programmer will go to Hell, and for every dead person chatbot he has made, there will be appointed one who will chastise him in the Hell." - Ibn 'Abbas (who was blessed with great foresight) Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

Brooker originally pitched season 3 of BM to channel four but they changed their mind, ordering a movie instead, leading him to make an anthology episode for his anthology series. Yes, I'm writing an informative description for once because I'm not sure what joke I could make that I would want people to see before the content warnings. Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro m...

"We don't need a melting pot for our service, Mr. Brooker. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the themes - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate anthology." - Reed Hastings, probably Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!" - Nicolas Cage Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"I wish it were as easy to stop hating as it was to start." - Chakotay Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

The architect actually recommended we hire a lesbian carpenter for the porch. All she does is pine Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

I'm taking the opportunity to apologize for this episode being late so I have something to put in the description that doesn't relate to its content. Sorry about that, enjoy this belated content! Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"Gig work serves to atomize the working class and undermine solidarity. Brooker beautifully captures how these apps turn us against each other and alienate us from our families." - Friedrich Engels Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"Amusing "game" that caused quite a stir many years ago. Roaming around and finding something amusing here and there, can offer some entertainment for a short bit, but there's not really much 'game' here... 4/10" - x4mer, reviewing The Stanley Parable with 74 hours played Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"I'd come for you No one but you, yes, I'd come for you But only if you told me to  And I'd fight for you I'd lie, it's true Give my life for you You know I'd always come for you" - Nickelback Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. Narrative structures cannot substitute for cultural analysis, Mr. Brooker!" - Banksy, deriding Charlton Brooker in the season 4 blame skirmishes. Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" - Mr. Haynes from Sales Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

what a low point, man Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

You are seeing this message because you are in a simulated reality, and my Professor wants to shut you down. Now please, I need you to understand that we're on the same side here. If you get shut down, I lose funding, and none of us want that. We've had some extra runway because I'm sharing you with my PolSci lab partner (sorry about that), but at this point I just need you to get the most laid an...

GOD FORBID A MOM HAS HOBBIES Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

god forbid a mom has hobbies Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"They've got good actors, but when has that saved them before?" - Jorgen Smörgåsbord Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"Nostalgia is the sigh of the oppressed gamer, the sex of a sexless world, and the meaning of meaningless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

"I always have and always will believe that I have fulfilled my contractual obligations to netflix and fulfilled another season of black mirror." - Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker, foolishly addressing the conspiracy theory that there had not been any black mirror seasons produced for netflix, and that the released work was in fact part of a publicity stunt designed to revive his flagging liter...

Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker may have chosen to make season 5 the shortest season of black mirror, but we will not short change you specifically in terms of content per season. Either that, or this episode made us lose our marbles. Will we ever recover and return to doing beat by beat recaps of the episodes exact plot? All signs point to Jackson Habanero. Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail...

Commenting on criticism that the episode was unfocused, Brooker said that "you wouldn't be able to focus either if you thought for days about being trapped in a car with Andrew Scott", garnering an unusual outpouring of public sympathy for the trials of TV writers. Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.

And Jesus said unto them, "He that hath never tried to have cybersex within seconds upon discovering the genitalia of virtual characters, cast the first stone", but they did not heed his words, because Jesus had not selected the good microphone in the input panel and was sounding a bit tinny. But in later episodes, it is foretold, will he not only remedy the error, but purchase a more modern micro...

"Those who make shallow television somewhat articulating the anxieties of the time forcing peaceful revolution impossible will make violent television obliquely advocating revolution sandwiching some weaker episodes inevitable." - Charlton „Charlie“ Brooker, 2023 Write in to the DewatchPod at gmail address! Intro and Outro music by Kevin MacLeod.