The Death Of A Middle Aged Man

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Minecraft, fortnite, call of duty all games which are not mentioned in this podcast. However vr, pony tails, censorship is. Procrastination and not doing chores.

Added sound effects and silliness we embrace the first sex scene of the book. I think that this is the last time that's going to happen. Time to find another book I think

Omg this is a shocker. Flirty talk then straight into dirty sexyness. Not even a hand shake between them. I might have to right a strong letter of complaint to the telegraph.

Let's not spoil the fun of mothers day but embrace it. Roast talk and biscuits chatter. Fortnite has a new episode out. Not played it as I'm rubbish at that game. Shall we do a video podcast moving forward.

Who am I trying to kid. I'm just jumping on the bandwagon as it's World book day. As this is a shit podcast about shit books read badly then there had to be a episode for today. To be honest I'm shocked that people are still listening to me if any one actually is.

Another day another podcast

Slow book and obvious story line. I don't know what to do it's not going very fast and it's just too predictable. If only there was a follow-up to book from series one however I'm still gonna keep looking for terribly written books. This one is very badly written as it seems the general rules of English have been forgotten when people have in conversations yet it's still not as bad as the first bo...

It's late. I'm tired and just eaten a large chocolate cream cake that serves 8 all on my own. This is still just some rubbish podcast that is badly ,ade but yet I seem to be rattling rattling on like an old fool. What is the point. Well who cares let's just keep going till it stops

The slow pain of death of manflue. What can be done? One foot in the grave. So tired. So bumbling along. Oooooooo and the sexyness. Its time for a different book.

I'm older than I used to be and now I'm even older and now I'm even older and now I'm even old I'm older than I used to be in now I'm even old and now I'm older still time it matches on time it's still moves on I'm older than I used to be and now I'm even older I'm now I'm even older and now I'm even older I'm older than I used to be and now I'm even older and now I'm older

I'm just so tired yes I have not say really we need to put those words in a fish

Trying to find a rubbish book and stumbling across the most screwed up rubbish on the planet. I have lost all faith in the human race and wish I hadn't started this episode.

Yes I can boogie I can boogie all night long who gets down on your funky self get up get down yay woo

Seven sourcey sailors sitting in the sun seven sources sailors sipping singing songs. The fault dear brutus is not in our stars that we are underlings but in ourselves. You can lead a horse to water but to get him to swim on his back takes something else.

Pain, sadness, poo, bum ,willy, superglue, sexist, nurse, discombobulated, rough, wiggle. None of these words are key stage2

Longest episode yet. Lost for words at the amazing use of information. How can such a book paint a varied picture of depth and inspiration. Not since I pulled a nasel hair out of my left nostril have I felt such tears of pain.

Still reading the book. Trying to stay awake. Random laughing and not that many jokes from me for once. Still hoping for more trained sniffer hamsters.

My hat has got three corners three Corners has my hat and if it had not got three Corners it would not be my hat

The he I of it was you they on she is we can had my her what their out this have went be like some mum one them do down dad big when it's looked very old could put people got came now just. Key stage 1 words.

They won't add the music if it ain't on Spotify. Another seemless production of a middle aged man on his sofa talking rubbish

The version for none Spotify users. You don't get the full music joy.

I've had a nap and now to read a bit more. To be honest I haven't a clue what I am on about.

I have no idea what I am doing. I haven't worked out how to add music. It can only get better maybe.