The Dead Pixels Of The Internet

Maybe we could eat blades of grass. Today we talk about the new Ant-Man and the Wasp trailer, the Andre The Giant trailer, video game movies, current games on the Game Pass, the February Games With Gold, Paypal Hijinks, and the Grammys 2018 winners.   Did Good Game lie to me?

Gabbo, Gabbo, Gabbo! I mean Labo. Today we talk about the new thing that Nintendo Labo, VH1 classic shows, playing NBA Live, the government shutting down again, playing Lego Marvel Superheroes 2, and finishing off Kane and Lynch 2. Must be something. Something about Gabbo.

I'm doing the "live your life as comfortably as you can" challenge. Today we talk about eating soap, some dumb dank meme about Knuckles, part 5 may be coming out, the Overwatch League, traveling as middle school kids, Street Fighter V Arcade Edition, Just Dance 2016, and playing Leon again. Bingo?

Gimme 20 dollars. Today we talk about people walking around in VR chat, the release of the new Slender Man trailer, what happened at the Golden Globes, some guy walking in japan then destroying Youtube, the top 10 Board Games I played in 2017, and the upcoming games of 2018 (Maybe). Ha ha ha ha.

You steam a good ham. Today we talk about the new comedy specials from Dave Chappelle, what happened over the new year, Carlos Mencia in this day and age, Mafia 3, the new Netflix movie Bright, and the upcoming movies for 2018. Aurora Borealis?!

Don't feed me lines from Monsters Inc. Today we talk about the surge of "lil" style rappers, Post Malone, how Christmas was, buying lootboxes for a gamertag that's ridiculous, the top 10 movies, interrrupting the top 10 to rant on Electronic Arts, and continuing with the top 3 movies of the year. See y'all NEXT year.

Here's a real high class bout. Today we talk about Disney having the rights to all of Fox's things, the day the music (Net Neutrality) died, the year's story so far, and my top 10 games of 2017. Knockout!

You never go full Kojima. Today we talk about the trailers for Death Stranding, Ready Player One, the announcement of Bayonetta 3, Soul Calibur 6 announcement, if Fox and Disney were to combine, Lorne's top songs of 2017, and my top shows of 2017. A Hind D?

What a funny story, Mark. Today we talk about meeting up with old high school friends, the new trailer for The Avengers Infinity War, Mega Man 11, The Secret Life of Pets, Kong Skull Island, The Disaster Artist, the top albums of 2017, and top comedy specials of 2017. You look like a babyface.

Remember me. Today we talk about how we finally got past the soda tax, what we did on our Thanksgiving weekends, lootboxes in games, Coco, The Lobster, Angry Birds, Rogue One A Star Wars Story, Free Fire, The Big Sick, Justice League again, and Train To Busan.   It's true. That game IS raw.

Injustice rains from above. Today we talk about the deals for the upcoming black friday, getting a new watch instead of an iPhone, playing Moira on Overwatch, watching the Punisher, continuing Movievember with Skiptrace, Naked, War for The Planet Of The Apes, Jim and Andy The Great Beyond, Where to Invade Next, Yoga Hosers, and Justice League. So we're watching superheroes fight a World of Warcraf...

It was meant to be "BOOOOO YOU STINK: A Madea Halloween". Today we talk about the current state of everything in Hollyweird, getting the iPhone X, the Xbox one X, watching The Wheelman, Battle Royale 2, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Men Tell no Tales, The Emoji Movie, Boo! A Madea Halloween, Mr Bean's Holiday, Cars 3, and the Power Rangers (2017).   Could go for a Krispy Kreme about now.

Let's do "I Need Help". Today we talk about the new additions to Overwatch, how it feels to use Youtube Red, Cult of Chucky, Batman and Harley Quinn, The Mummy, Transformers The Last Knight, Ghost in The Shell, Wonder Woman, Trainspotting 2, and Thor Ragnarok.   I'm ready to Ragnarok and roll.

I want to play a game. Today we kick off Movievember, the first Resident Evil movie, Jigsaw, the Saw movies, what is happening in Hollywood, the death of the Kinect, streaming on Mixer, Amazon creepin in your house, the new Gamestop Powerpass, and the new games we are gettingwith Gold. Play this episode or die, it's your choice.

Get it, it sounds like butthole. Today we talk about playing Uncharted 4, reminiscing about the old school days of the original Xbox, the first 10 backwards backwards compatible games, watching the movie "The Babysitter", playing Persona 5, playing resident Evil 6, and playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole. More like Funcharted, am I right?

I don't want any trouble. Today we talk about getting a PS4, twitter escapades, having Hulu as aopposed to other streaming sites, the new Black Panther trailer, Bruce Lee's movies, Jackie Chan's movies, Game of Death, Enter The Dragon, the Foreigner, and Overwatch's new Halloween terror 2017. Get ready for a shock.

Are you a replicant? Today we talk about the sugar tax going away, what is happening in Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite, Darkstalkers, going downtown for a meme meetup, the limitations of szechuan sauce, and the new movie Blade Runner 2049. I wanna go outside.

I'm free falling. Today we talk about seeing the trailer for the new Red Dead Redemption 2 game, the old school Hollywood Video, the new games we're getting for October, playing Cuphead, and currently playing life in hardcore extreme mode. You don't know how it feels.

And I will always love you.

Manners maketh man. Today we talk about moving to a new work-place, The Hitman's Bodyguard, The Lego Ninjago movie, Kingsman The Golden Circle, playing the new changes in Overwatch, visiting Junkertown, seeing the Def Comedy Jam Special, and watching Neo Yokio. Something about a Toblerone meme.

It's hip, it's now. It's coral.

Come and slam.

All aboard the despair train! Today we talk about going to the local mall to get 2k18, the mall not having authorization to keep the mall open, spending extra money to advance or take a chance in your game, the new Punisher trailer, the Tomb Raider movie trailer, Bojack Horseman season 4, and getting dirt thrown on your face. Back in the early 90s, I was on a very famous TV show.

X gonna give it to ya. Today we talk about the announcments of the new iPhone 8 and iPhone X, Dishonored 2, Final Fantasy 14: Dad of Light, replaying Skyrim for the 2nd time, and things that do wonder for my anxiety. Facial recognition is great and all, but can I use it to make my waifu real?

Whose man is this anyways? Today we talk about Bacci's Pizza, car troubles, getting a VR machine, Youtube Red, Polaris, people who are bad at Cuphead reviewing the game, opinions changing over time, finding out whose man this is, living the worst timeline of 2017, team deathmatch in Overwatch, and playing the civilization game.   I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no.