The DCOM Duo

You thought horse racing was a good thing from Ready to Run? Think again! This week we're talking about Horse Sense. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the very odd poster for this movie, the logistics of becoming a better person within a month, and how the title of this movie doesn't make much horse sense.

Is it a bird? A plane? Nope, just some superheroes you've never heard of before. This week we're talking about Up, Up and Away! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss odd superhero lore, the logistics of brainwashing a bunch of kids to recycle, and how Sky High basically copied this movie.

This podcast is pterodactyl fly and sweeter than Godiva. This week we're watching Let it Shine! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how sparkly outfits are so scandalous to the public eye, the logistics of pretending your friend's rapping is your own, and how going second in a rap battle basically guarantees victory.

We're just about halfway through watching all the DCOMs. Not really, but close enough! Join BenG and Kelsey as they go back and rank the last 10 DCOMs and share some funny online reviews.

We're 50 episodes in, time to get weird! This week we're all grotesque because we're watching Stepsister from Planet Weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bubble life is superior to human life, the logistics to defeating an evil bubble tyrant with hairdryers, and how a himbo explaining the concept of freedom can save the day.

Who's ready to interrupt school for some sick dance moves? That's right, it's time to watch Gotta Kick It Up! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if dance teams should have pom poms, the logistics of going to a school competition without a chaperone, and why hitting the play button for a dance routine is really important.

COME ON BRINK! It's time to talk about about the infamous roller blading DCOM: Brink! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie somehow makes in-line skating seem cool, the logistics of cheating during a broadcasted race, and the undeniable tension between our hero and villain.

It's time for another classic fight to be queen of the school dance, this week we're watching Geek Charming! Just ignore all the bad real life stuff that makes this movie feel weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why being filmed makes you act mean towards your friends, the logistics of owning a whole mall, and why Josh actually sucks at making movies.

Read my flapping lips: it's time for another DCOM! This week we're talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. Exciting major! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the alpha slang used in 2049, the logistics minor of growing up in space, and how "zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom" is rock and roll major.

Vibe it, really really dig on it, because this week we're talking about Radio Rebel! We are joined by another former Jank House member, Marji, to talk about one of the cringiest DCOMs to date. Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Marji discuss Debby Ryan's acting abilities, the logistics of expelling kids over a radio show, and whether a high school band should immediately sellout or not.

A brand new DCOM just dropped, and it's animated! This week we're covering Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation, based on the Disney Channel show Big City Greens. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss repeating family road trips, the logistics of an asteroid destroying just one city out of the whole planet, and why doing harm is worse than doing farm.

Oh oh oh, it's magic! You know it's time to watch Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey contemplate complicated sibling dynamics, the logistics of the family wizard competition, and how having a parrot girlfriend as your only life goal is sad.

Ever wonder what it's like babysitting 5 kids, all with one-track minds and personalities? Sabrina Carpenter does! This week we're talking about Adventures in Babysitting. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss sapphire ferrets, the logistics of scalping concert tickets, and how everyone is so easy to bribe in the "big city".

ALAKAZAM! Time for some magic, this week we're talking about Now You See It! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the weird escape room puzzles in this movie, the logistics of kids producing a reality TV show, and if using real magic during a magic competition show is cheating.

This last set of 10 movies really had some ups and downs, so let's talk about it! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey rank movies 31-40. Then as a special treat, they're back competing in 2 new DCOM drafts!

WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS! It's a wildcat podcast this week, we're finally talking about High School Musical! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how you're only allowed to do one thing in high school, the logistics of running a drama department, and if mean jerks really are worse than jerks.

Having 5 baby siblings would be hard, but Jamie made her life before the babies hard for no reason. That's right, we're watching Quints! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why it's so bizarre this movie lies to us so much, the logistics of marketing your children for profit, and why you should be nicer to your friend who has parents that don't love him.

We may be living the suite life now, but we're not happy about it! Despite being a beloved show from our childhoods, The Suite Life Movie is far from our favorite DCOM. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how annoying the fights between the twins are, the logistics of doing ropes courses for twin research, and how the weird doctor wants to be intimate with a dolphin.

Have you ever wanted to talk to a dog? How about watching a full-length movie of a grown man acting like a dog? This week BenG and Kelsey tackle the 2nd ever DCOM: You Lucky Dog. Tune in as they discuss even more dog PTSD, the logistics of giving all your inheritance to your dog, and why pulling a gun in court probably isn't the best idea.

Woof woof bark bark. Life is Ruff for a dawg, amirite? This week we are covering Life is Ruff, where Kyle Massey decides adopting and training a dog for an agility course is the easiest way to make money. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss comic book pricing, the logistics of dog competition scoring, and dog PTSD.

We're not joking, there really is a DCOM about 9/11. This week we're talking about Tiger Cruise. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if this movie was actually necessary, the logistics of having family aboard a navy ship during a terrorist attack, and why ice cream makes you go "heh heh heh".

Be heard. Be strong. Be proud. Who's ready to turn up the music? We're joined by a new special guest this week to cover one of the most iconic DCOMs: Lemonade Mouth! Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Ellie discuss how this movie starts with a flashback within a flashback, the logistics of school funding, and why not every revolution needs a cause.

HI-YAH! It's time to bust out your best kung fu moves, because this week we're talking about Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss who actually deserves to be homecoming queen, the logistics of dating your fake cousin, and just how confusing the lore of this movie is. *this episode was supposed to be released on 1/8/24, sorry about the technical difficulties!

Cowabunga and Happy Holidays! This week we're covering one of our favorite DCOMs: Teen Beach Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss super fun musical numbers, the logistics of being stuck in a movie, and how a movie can be goofy and good at the same time.

FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE GALAXY, it's time to watch Can of Worms! BenG and Kelsey are joined this week by special guest Beans to go over this absolutely wild DCOM. Tune in as they discuss the flappy lip translators, the logistics of going into business with aliens, and how they free captives by waving around a rock.