Josiah, Adam, and Ben

The Darwin Awards

Comedy EN ↓ 237 episodes

A weekly podcast that takes great pleasure in discussing the jaw-dropping and numerous ways in which humans remove themselves from the gene pool through their own stupidity. Each week we take 4 new and recent Darwin Award nominees and, after some lively discussion, choose a winner.

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Josiah, Adam, and Ben

Episodes

Urinator Fall, Water Driving, Italian Hotel Falls, and Robbery Pranks - Ep. 87 27.09.2021 35:58

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 87th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a public urinator who had a fall, a lady driving through water, another balcony fall, and a fake robbery gone wrong. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR...

Rat Poison Tooth Paste, Gambling Errors, Pillar Crushings, and Dog Burials - Ep. 86 20.09.2021 35:17

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 86th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a tooth brusher who made a terrible mistake, a false alarm gambling mistake, a pillar climber, and a dog funeral. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR PA...

Family Burnings, Tiktok Falls, Elevator Shafts, and Exhumed Corpses 13.09.2021 39:24

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 85th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man attempting to burn his family, a classic Tiktok fall, an elevator mishap, and a ghost killing! If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR PATREON for mor...

Fowl Fights, Swedish Gangs, Jail Bar Head Squishings, and Rapid Tobacco Spittings - Ep. 84 06.09.2021 35:05

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 84th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include an Indian man at a cock fight, a very intimidating Swedish biker gang, a tight fit jail bird, and an inexperienced expactorator. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JO...

Penile Glue, Snake Bracelets, Resurrection Attempts, And Kerosene Burning - Ep. 83 30.08.2021 33:14

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 83rd episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a couple who didn't have condoms so they tried a unique approach, another snake story, a pastor with messianic delusions, and another classic kerosene story. If you en...

Celebratory Gun Fire, Tram Danglings, Grateful Dead Backflips, and Dismantling Grenades - Ep. 82 23.08.2021 39:26

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 82nd episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include some classic celebratory gunfire, a strange tram hanging, a guy who could do a backflip, and a family grenade activity. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON...

Key Swallowing, Snake Revenge, Helicopter Making, and Inmate Confessions - Ep. 81 16.08.2021 29:32

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 81st episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include an unfortunate choking tourist, a snake that got revenge on a man getting revenge, a homemade helicopter, and an inmate confession. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND...

Train Memorials, Cancer Cures, Truck Reversals, and Timbo The Redneck - Ep. 80 09.08.2021 38:06

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 80th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a family having a memorial service on train tracks, an apricot cure for cancer, a classic truck-bed rider, and the TikTok legend: Timbo The Redneck If you enjoy the episode,...

Animal Attacks: Snake, Elephant, Eel, Skunk - Ep. 79 02.08.2021 36:21

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 79th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include 3 animals attacks: Snake, Elephant, and Skunk. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR PATREON for more content! ALL THE ARCHIVED EPISODES CAN BE FOUND HERE...

Bungee-Jumping, Elderly Lumberjacks, Arsonist Karma, and Posture Problems - Ep. 78 26.07.2021 33:19

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 78th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a woman who went bungee-jumping, a 91 year-old go-getter, a murderer/arsonist, and a drunk with poor posture. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR PATRE...

French Cobras, Tuberculosis Cures, Manhole Covers, and Hotel Surgery - Ep. 77 19.07.2021 38:43

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 77th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man who was immune to cobras, a man in search of a tuberculosis cure, a stranger in the sewer, and an ill-advised hotel surgery. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND...

Elevator Fallings, Bonfire Handstands, Aquatic Fireworks Shows, and Holding Mortars - Ep. 76 12.07.2021 38:26

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 76th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man who made a poor decision with an elevator shaft, a Russian celebrating summer solstice, an aquatic fireworks show gone wrong, and a classic 4th of July story. If you e...

Gasoline Sprayings, Viagra Mistakings, Fireworks Makings, And Paper Routes - Ep. 75 05.07.2021 36:04

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 75th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include an angry man with gasoline, a guy who made some assumptions about a blue pill, illegal fireworks dealers, and an old guy with a paper route. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK...

Drinking Contests, Barricading And Burning, Crocodile Feedings, and Cattle Thieves - Ep. 74 28.06.2021 38:31

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 74th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include another drinking contest in Africa, a self-barricade gone wrong, a horrible, horrible man who used to feed dogs to crocodiles, and a cattle thief. If you enjoy the episode,...

Train Snoozings, Inspection Evasions, Deadly Speed Limit Signs, And Monestary Burglings - Ep. 73 21.06.2021 40:59

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 73rd episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a drunk man on a train, a guy trying to avoid a covid inspection, a Wiley Coyote death, and a couple of gents trying to rob a monestary. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELO...

Snowmobile Skipping, Pigeon Saving, Cliff Diving, and Power Bank Explosions - Ep. 72 14.06.2021 36:10

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 72nd episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include an Alaskan misusing his snow machine, a simple animal lover, a cliff diver who made an unfortunate landing, and a man who made an assumption about a power bank he found. If...

Matress Holdings, Snapple Trucks, Donkey Love, and Donation Bins - Ep. 71 07.06.2021 33:24

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 71st episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man trying to hold a mattress on the highway, a man mesmerized by a Snapple truck, a poor guy who liked his donkey too much, and another attractive donation bin. If you en...

Bike Towings, Driving Lessons, Stegosaurus Situations, And A Columbian Fisherman - Ep. 70 31.05.2021 39:42

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 70th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man being towed by a truck on his bike, a 34 year old who needed driving lesson, a simple man retrieving his phone from a stegosaurus, and a man fishing from a train bridge...

MC Kevin, Capsizing Selfies, Kerosene Covid Cures, and Mangrove Boating - Ep. 69 24.05.2021 34:34

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 69th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a young MC trying to escape a 3some, a group of selfie takers who made a huge mistake, proof that kerosene cures covid, and a boater who took a quick turn. If you enjoy the...

Escaping Cheaters, Cistern Cleansings, Head Squishings, and Spiritual Perfumes - Ep. 68 17.05.2021 34:37

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 68th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man caught by his lover's husband, a family cleaning a cistern, an accidental head squishing, and something known as 'spiritual perfumes'. If you enjoy the...

Bed Sheet Escapes, Insecticide Mouth-Wash, Barbell Squishings, and Roof Fallings - Ep. 67 10.05.2021 34:28

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 67th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a man escaping from jail, an insecticide lover, a man working out alone, and a guy who fell asleep on a roof. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK BELOW AND JOIN US ON OUR PATREO...

Toilet Paper Crashes, Pretend Drunken Fallings, Cheating Cave Dwellers, and Flash-Burnings - Ep. 66 03.05.2021 36:09

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 66th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a some silly TikTokers pulling a toilet paper stunt, a drunk being scolded by his mother, a couple of cheaters who got what they deserved, and a classic flash-burning. If yo...

Motorcycle Stunts, Poacher Tramplings, Experiments In Chemistry, and Marijuana Protections - Ep. 65 26.04.2021 33:30

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 65th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a Florida-man on a motorcycle, a poacher who met with an appropriate demise, a chemistry teacher who made a fatal error, and a simple man just trying to protect his marijuana...

Attempting Arson, Car Hood Rides, Elephant Feedings, and Cow Sewage - Ep. 64 19.04.2021 34:00

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 64th episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a woman trapped in a donation bin, a man who played Brazilian roulette, a classic drunk jaywalker, and a special Easter bullfight. RIP DMX. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK B...

Donation Bins, Russian Roulette Champions, Drunk Jaywalkers, and Backyard Bullfights - Ep. 63 12.04.2021 40:37

TEXT US AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! On this, the 63rd episode of the The Darwin Awards podcast, we discuss some of the awe-inspiring ways that people have recently eliminated themselves from the gene pool. These include a woman trapped in a donation bin, a man who played Brazilian roulette, a classic drunk jaywalker, and a special Easter bullfight. RIP DMX. If you enjoy the episode, CLICK B...