The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ get ready to wait at least 60 minutes every single time, unless of course you have a FastPass, because it’s Peter Pan’s Flight! And get ready to clap your hands because we have a great guest - the hilarious Stephanie Corigliano is here to take flight with us as we drink this Fantasyland park favorite! So, will Peter Pan’s Flight have enough fairy...

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are headed to the hundred acre wood but instead of finding honey pots we’re finding wine bottles so that we can drink Mr. Toad’s...oh wait no, I mean it’s somewhat controversial replacement ‘The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh!’ And we are joined by one of our favorite guests; Kevin Aeh is back to share his thoughts on this silly willy-nilly...

Are you ready to ROCK? And Roll? A coaster? Good, because on this week’s all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are once again joined by one of our favorite guests; Eric Bieber to drink about the (second?) best ride at the end of Sunset Blvd in Hollywood Studios - Rock n’ Rollercoaster! This ride has some tough competition with regards to the tremendously good tower right next door but it’s still a...

Howdy all you Disney and Grizzly (Hall) fans! Today we get to be the BEARER of good news and let you know that we are headed to an old fashioned hoedown in Frontierland for a PAWfectly good time at the Country Bear Jamboree! And we have a special guest who is totally KOALAfied to discuss this wacky attraction - Eric Bieber is back as our first ever return guest! BEAR with us, we won’t be able to k...

On this week’s all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we had the absolute (vodka) pleasure of drinking a ride that’s near and dear to both of our hearts - Epcot’s own Soarin’! The soundtrack, the smells, the Patrick Warburton - wow, what a ride! Yes, this is a truly fun one and we hope that you’ll grab an inflight cocktail and join us to see if Soarin’ will soar or floor? There’s only one way to find...

On this weeks all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we once again find ourselves on a slow moving boat ride but this time it’s through Epcot’s Land Pavilion to find out just how drunk we could get if we drank ‘living with the land’ So will this agriculturist junkie’s dream sail to the top of the four seasons, or will it fall? There’s only one way to find out!

When you think of ‘It’s A Small World’ you can’t help but think of that song. You know the one I’m talking about. It gets in your head and some might say it gets...annoying? But it’s important to remember that this little chestnut is really a beautiful chorus sung by children from all around the world in the spirit of international unity and global peace. And we think this big world of ours could...

This is not a political podcast but this week we can’t help but air our grievances about the commander-in-chief as we drink heavily on the attraction that the many children have happily fallen asleep on - it’s Magic Kingdom’s own: Hall of Presidents! We are also very excited to have a special guest this week - the incomparable Kevin Aeh joins us via satellite to pound margs and share his memories...

To infinity and beyond! Nope, that’s not right ride. Houston we have a problem! No I don’t think that’s right either but it’s closer, anyway this week we’re talking about a space themed attraction that will ask you one of the most important questions of your life - are you orange or are you green? And no we’re not talking about peas and carrots we’re talking about Epcot’s own Mission: SPACE! We ac...

It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink and talk about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppet Vision 3-D! And we have a special guest, Ryan’s brother Eric Bieber is here to play o...

This week’s episode is absolutely mad and the only tea we’ll be drinking is the kind from Long Island! That’s right we’re talking about the Mad Tea Party, a celebrated park icon where you sit in a life-size teacup and hurl, I mean twirl. Let’s be honest everyone at the real Un-birthday party was completely wasted, and everyone on this podcast is as well. This week we truly do live up to our Drunk...

This week we choo-choo-choose to talk about the famous Walt Disney World Railroad! We’re coming into podcast station hot and running on pure alcohol to find out if this beloved attraction is a mode of transportation or if this mode of transportation is an attraction? Will Casey Junior climb up the track with a smoky stack or will she derail somewhere between Frontierland and Storybook Circus? Ther...

Hi Guys, we fixed some audio issues with this episode... doesn't quite fix the hosts but at least they are now talking about ToT. Enjoy On this week’s episode you’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and imagination, you’ve just crossed over into...The Dark Ride. *Queue thunder* Oh yes we’re talking about the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror this week and we couldn’t be more...

On this week’s episode, podcast hosts turned amateur paleontologists; Adriane and Ryan take a boozy trip to a land before time to ride Animal Kingdom’s Dinosaur! Now, real scientists tend to debate whether or not dinosaurs had feathers or scales, these fake scientists get drunk and debate whether or not ‘Dinosaur’ is a good ride. Will ‘Dinosaur’ rise to the top or is it Iguano-done? There’s only o...

Bienvenidos to this week’s episode of The Dark Ride where hosts Adriane and Ryan invite you to join them on a happy little booze cruise through the Mexico Pavilion! This is a drinking game show so pour yourself a Spicy Marg and sit back and enjoy the singing ducks, guitar playing skeletons, and most importantly the sweet smell of Bromine wafting through the air. Will this beloved sleeper ride sail...