The Damage Guild | A D&D Podcast

We’re gettin’ weird in the wizard’s tower, as our heroes find themselves looking at the world from a whole new vantage point. Shabba feeds a new friend. Tokas discovers a false bottom. Azlo gives the boys one last pep talk before they meet their doom .

Our heroes don’t have the foggiest idea of what they’ve gotten themselves into this time! Tokas forms a bond with his sticks. Shabba finds an interesting rock. Azlo descends… upward. Stripey fails his high-five check .

Our heroes delve deeper into the abandoned wizard’s tower, a quest upon which their future with the guild rests. Shabba challenges an inanimate object to a duel . Tokas relinquishes a treasured bauble and instantly regrets it. Azlo thunders like he’s never thundered before.

Our heroes embark upon a quest to prove themselves to the Sapphire Sabre, hoping to put their Bronze days behind them. Shabba rids himself of a lingering ailment. Tokas questions an intellectual. Azlo suspects a set of statues .

Our heroes convalesce to the Guildhall in Nennept to enjoy the fruits of their labor and consider their next steps, only to receive a surprise offer from one of the higher-ups. Tokas analyzes the odds. Azlo cashes in a previous investment. Shabba re-frames his life goals .

The party embarks on a potential side quest – mostly because it happens to be on the route of their main quest – through the legendary town of Hammel’s Rock. Shabba obtains a souvenir, just in case. Tokas doesn’t necessarily believe in fairy tales. Azlo takes a hands-off approach to marketing.

Ambushed at their campsite by a menacing pack of shadowy canines, the party must fight to the last or perish in the effort. Azlo overstates his intentions. Tokas makes a profound observation. Shabba spots a familiar flying figure.

In a town with strangely few menfolk, the party begins to suspect something is amiss. Azlo defends his mount. Shabba offers romance tips. Tokas knows inexperience when he sees it .

The party gets help, then lends some help of their own. Azlo is feeling himself again. Tokas reworks some legalese. Shabba saves a bite .

What horrors await those who wander too deep into the mystical forests at the borders of Lesenrell? Our brave adventurers are poised to find out. Tokas harkens upon a whisper. Azlo gets a stinger. Shabba takes pride in Stripey’s performance .

What begins as a simple stop on their courier tour of the northern kingdoms soon presents a new business opportunity, albeit at a fee which resigns the Triple-A Team to accepting pennies on the dollar (or coppers on the gold, as the case may be). Azlo negotiates said fee. Tokas evaluates his neglect of those who depend on him. Shabba constructs a strategic structure .

While searching the embastion, our heroes find themselves beset upon by enemies of a most hirsute countenance. Tokas misplaces a dear heirloom. Azlo avoids confrontation. The underworld loses its glamour for Shabba .

A fateful look into the Fountain of Embastile has set our heroes reeling. Should they accept that their path now lies to the west, it will mean a strange new land, a perilous pursuit, and a dance with the shadows of a troubled past. Shabba tries to take leftovers. Tokas studies architecture. Azlo burgles something .

Death from above! Huge black tendrils are reaching down from the ceiling to snatch up our heroes like so many tasty snacks. Whatever will they do?? Tokas will debate the implications of pseudo-rebirth. Shabba will consider embracing a permanent affliction for temporary gain. Azlo will attempt to reclaim a forgotten heirloom .

Drums in the deep offer an ominous signal that something far bigger than our heroes inhabits the lost city… and it might just be headed their way. Tokas drops an army. Shabba takes down a predator. Azlo detects a brace of suspicious footwear.

The second time’s the charm as the Triple-A Team begins to suspect that Il’Drazar’s entry sign may not have pointed them in the right direction. Azlo goes dark. Tokas trips a trap. Shabba makes a historic connection.

The party’s initial foray into the subterranean metropolis of Il’Drazar earns them a cacophonous greeting. Shabba gives a history lesson. Tokas takes the first leap. Azlo sets his sights in a new direction .

Their business concluded in Fithnilar, our heroes select sentient vehicles for the remainder of their journey, with a special stop planned along the way. Azlo puts a valuable asset to bed. Tokas makes a contractual alteration. Shabba exercises his mastery of nomenclature .

The party makes its way through the cold northern city of Fithnilar toward the encampment of Gydawa’s Glamorous Gallivanters, determined to investigate the alleged crimes of these carnie conpersons. Azlo spots a perp. Shabba gets distracted. Tokas takes a powder.

The party is split, and time is running out. Will cooler heads prevail? Or will lycanthropy rear its ugly head once again? Tokas learns about an important historical figure. Azlo’s sonar receives some strange feedback. Shabba takes a powerful shot .

While Tokas and Shabba enter their voluntary imprisonment to await the rise of the full moon and the inevitable approach of their most fateful hour, Azlo, Stripey, and Captain Clapton stand watch nearby, poised to guard the citizenry of the Mul Slums from the savagery which may or may not be about to unfold…

The final two stops on the Triple-A Team’s Temple Tour yield mixed results. Tokas volunteers to take the first sip. Shabba suggests seeking out an even higher power. Azlo maps out a foolproof plan .

On their tour of every major temple in the city, our heroes seek celestial intervention to quash the dire curse which threatens all they hold dear. Azlo channels the voice of the gods. Shabba is faced with a divine dilemma. Tokas fears a departure from the darkness .

Whilst guiding a new acquaintance to the surface, our heroes discover that where one door closes, the same door opens again later, because magic. Shabba dredges up some repressed memories. Azlo knocks… and destiny answers. Tokas stumbles upon a historic treasure that may change everything for the Triple-A Team .

Nagged by a feeling that their quest isn’t quite complete, the party goes looking for the final piece of the puzzle and encounters a pair of suspicious trousers. Azlo takes a ride. Shabba dons some new studs. Tokas makes a choice pickup .