The Dam Snack Bar: A Percy Jackson Podcast

MOA. Rosa Diaz, You’re In The Wrong Franchise. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN14 Episode 2, where we discuss chapters 5-8 (V-VIII) of Mark of Athena. Hotman McShizzle or whatever the fuck his name is is here! He's here and in full force and apparently creating a heartthrob is as easy as slicking your hair back and doodling some tattoos on your a...

MOA. A Child Of Athena? SUS!. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN14 Episode 1, where we discuss chapters 1-4 (I-IV) of Mark of Athena. IT’S THE REUNION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! We’re talking prophecy birds, we’re talking sassmasters, we’re talking Reyna once again being the secret keeper of all secret keepers. But mostly we’re just fangirling, I mean...

SON. BONUS. Let’s Talk About What THAT PercySeries Trailer Means For Us… Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 12, where we discuss the aftermath of the release of the PercySeries trailer. We hope you'll join us next week for chapters 1-4 (I-IV) of Mark of Athena. xx Kate & Jo DONATE TO THE WGA RESILIENCY FUNDS: Stand With Writers ; Entertainment Co...

SON. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt4. Son Of Magic. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 11, where we discuss Son of Magic. Rick's kid wrote a story and it SLAPS! for real, it's so good, and this is that story. What would happen if someone in the Riordanverse had a gun? What would happen if Haley introduced the coolest character we've ev...

SON. The Fifth Cohort Gains Accessories AND Confidence, SLAY! Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 10, where we discuss chapters 45-52 (XLV-LII) of The Son of Neptune. It's time to defeat some giants! Finally! Frank is in his beastboy era, Percy stays undefeated (who needed that Achilles curse anyways, right?), and Hazel is.. there? Oh righ...

SON. Dive For Cover In The Loincloth Sanctuary. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 9, where we discuss chapters 37-44 (XXXVII-XLIV) of The Son of Neptune. I like big blue butts and I cannot lie; that is where we shall hide. When the gryphons rip the roof off your train and try to eat your brain you go HIDE! No for real this episode is chaos....

SON. Jailbreaking A Geriatric. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 8, where we discuss chapters 33-36 (XXXIII-XXXVI) of The Son of Neptune. Mostly we’re just comparing this section to the cinematic masterpiece that is Shrek Forever After. No seriously, there’s too many parallels for it not to be our only discussion topic. Frank’s grandmother i...

SON. Enslave Men, Make Millions. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 7, where we discuss chapters 29-32 (XXIX-XXXII) of The Son of Neptune. COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT! This feels poetic that this episode is coming out on the heels of the Barbie movie and we wouldn't have it any other way. Basically, Hazel is being a massive slay for the...

SON. Percy Bets His Literal F***ing Life Against A Blind Man. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 6, where we discuss chapters 25-28 (XXV-XXVIII) of The Son of Neptune with a special guest, Robert aka thedammemepage. Yay welcome back, Robert!!! This episode we're talking the neurospicy; liquid viscosities that we absolutely WOULD NOT drink...

SON. Percy Gets High On Iris’ Supply. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 5, where we discuss chapters 17-24 (XVII-XXIV) of The Son of Neptune. We're discussing rainbow tie dye bumbags; Frank's aversion to walking up hills (we can super relate, it should honestly be classed as an allergy for Frank at this point); and Frank is just in g...

SON. Octavian Has No Rizz. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 4, where we discuss chapters 13-16 (XIII-XVI) of The Son of Neptune. As you’ve seen from the episode title, Octavian has no rizz, however Reyna has the opportunity to be rizzalicious. Percy is claiming that his girlfriend just goes to another school when Reyna offers him a job; Cam...

SON. Hannibal’s Dreams Come True, Frank’s Do Not. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 3, where we discuss chapters 9-12 (IX-XII) of The Son of Neptune. We’re discussing the goatedness of Hazel and Frank compared to Piper and Leo; Mars is being a little bitch and Percy is not about to let him get away with that; and in general, Hannibal is havi...

SON. A White Man? No!. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 2, where we discuss chapters 5-8 (V-VIII) of The Son of Neptune. We’re discussing Hazel and her flashbacks, as well as Nico being an absolute ICON because he’s no snitch. We learn about Bacchus and the 5th cohort, and Jo falls in love with her pumpkin of the season. We hope you'll...

SON. THE KING HATH RETURNED w/ Emma. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN13 Episode 1, where we discuss chapters 1-4 (I-IV) of The Son of Neptune, with a very special guest and longtime friend and fan of the podcast: Emma! We’re discussing stonky goddesses who need to take a bath; overpowered demigods who need to STAY overpowered; and tantrum throwing el...

BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt3. Leo Valdez And The Quest For Buford. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 9, where we discuss the third short story in the Demigod Diaries: Leo Valdez and the Quest for Buford. It's bonus (almost redundant) short story time again, this time featuring the Lost Trio and the Lost Drawer with Lost Items inside. We me...

TLH. We Come To A Horrible Conclusion. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 8, where we discuss the final chapters 45-56 (XLV-LVI) of The Lost Hero. We have a favourite TLH character and it's the most viscerally agonising person to admit. We hate it. Jason is also being the dumbest boy in school and it has taken him five hundred pages to re...

TLH. Enchiladas With A Side Of Burning Chasm. CONTENT WARNING: We discuss SA in this episode when going into the mythology of a goddess. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 7, where we discuss chapters 37-44 (XXVII-XLIV) of The Lost Hero. Jason is out here living life and disrespecting gods left right and centre. In my honest opinion, Aeolus s...

TLH. Feral Wolf Boy Meets Even More Feral Wolf Boys. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 6, where we discuss chapters 29-36 of The Lost Hero. I’m ready for this book to be over, idk about you guys. The trio is breaking and entering into random homes because apparently that’s okay now, and the owner – rightfully so – wants to kill them for it....

TLH. The Doighty Lady Is Playing Doighty. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 5, where we discuss chapters 19-28 of The Lost Hero. The Potty Sludge Princess is coming to haunt Leo while Piper and Jason are being hung from the ceiling like fresh little piggies for dinner. Then it doesn't get much better for them when the Argonaut's resi...

BONUS. SPOILERS: The Sun And The Star – A Solo Descent Into My Emotions. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EVERY SPOILER FOR TSATS YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF!!! Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 4, a very special bonus episode, in which Kate gives you all her first unfiltered and very emotional thoughts about The Sun And The Star!! Jo isn’t here for this e...

TLH. 200 Pages To Get To The Quest?! Get F****d!. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 3, where we discuss chapters 9-18 of The Lost Hero. Jason thunderbolts a claiming, Piper also gets a claiming and WE HATE IT. Leo gets a dragon and then everyone is still sleeping to pass the time until we get to a quest even though one has been issued so I d...

TLH. The Queen Of The Gods Ruins Annabeth’s Week. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 2, where we discuss chapters 5-8 of The Lost Hero. Leo is sleeping in a dead man’s bed and fighting the urge to burst into flames, and Jason is fighting sleep in general after getting an unofficial quest from a goddess. We hope you'll join us next week fo...

TLH. Superman, Beauty Queen, And The Human Torch Walk Into A Summer Camp. Welcome back to our Riordanverse readalong and analysis podcast!! Here's SZN12 Episode 1, where we dive into the Heroes of Olympus series, and discuss chapters 1-4 (I-IV) of The Lost Hero. We're finally back and ready to welcome our new trio to camp! Jason is waking up with no memory and then fighting some wind. Pipe...

After two months, the wait is finally over. The Lost Hero. Coming at you next week. xx Kate & Jo

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